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I’m a 51-year-old Aspergic CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play.

Friday, March 19, 2010

K is for Kilgore and Kinder

Astronauts need Astrocars! A 'Jewels for Playthings' dime-store toy car from Kilgore with a couple of figures from Kinder.

"Well?"

"Well what?"

"Keys?"

"I haven't got them, you had them last"

"ORRR! The last thing I said to you was do you have your passport, mobile and KEYS! 'Oh Yes' says you, 'Got'em here' says you..."

"No..actually, No, You asked about the passport, but you already had the keys, and my mobile was on charge in the car all along..."

"Aaarrrhh! Well we're stuck now aren't we? The house in another dimension for at least a month...do you have any idea how long it's gonna' take to walk to Toysoldier Prime...My mother said 'Don't get involved with a Bird-Man, they're nothing but trouble', did I listen?...."

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