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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

M is for Men (and Mecki) Behaving Badly

Or . . . P is for Preening Pants-down Pooping Presidents, Piss-heads and Personalities

This post has grown over the last 72 hours from what might have been a couple of collages to a fuller round-up of characters and caricatures real and imagined, most behaving badly! All the images - with the exception of a return from The Work's Trumpton - courtasy of Mr. Berke in New York, but sent at various times from 2016, through to the other day, so many thanks to Brian.

Albert Einstein; Andy Capp; Crapping Trump; Crappy; Crappy President; Dead Kennedy; Dead Presidents; Donald Trump; Donald Trump Crapping; Drinking Andy Capp; Drinking Mecki; Drunk Mecki; Gertrinken Mecki; Homer Simpson; JFK; John F Kennedy; Key Chain; Key Ring; Key-Fob; Mecki The Hedgehog; Mecki The Hedgehog Drunk; Pooping President; President Lincoln; President of the USA; Shitting; Shitty President; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Trump Donald; Trumpundbrexit;
Possibly the two most famous reprobates in modern English-speaking culture, both pretty hopeless, both fans of a beer or two and both would be less than nothing without the efforts of the long-suffering womenfolk in their lives! I say 'less than nothing' as neither has amounted to much in the course of events as it is!

The figure on the left - for those of you who have been in a coma since the die mauer came down - is none other than Homer Simpson, but many of you may need to be told that the figure on the right is Andy Capp, but, not the Germans, where I belive he is a well know (and re-named?) import.

Albert Einstein; Andy Capp; Crapping Trump; Crappy; Crappy President; Dead Kennedy; Dead Presidents; Donald Trump; Donald Trump Crapping; Drinking Andy Capp; Drinking Mecki; Drunk Mecki; Gertrinken Mecki; Homer Simpson; JFK; John F Kennedy; Key Chain; Key Ring; Key-Fob; Mecki The Hedgehog; Mecki The Hedgehog Drunk; Pooping President; President Lincoln; President of the USA; Shitting; Shitty President; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Trump Donald; Trumpundbrexit;
Seen before, so a quick reprise and sadly nothing fictional about this international joke, it's the pooping, preening-pratt President himself! Carried by The Works over here about a year ago, however it appears that great minds think alike, as retailers over the pond . . .

Albert Einstein; Andy Capp; Crapping Trump; Crappy; Crappy President; Dead Kennedy; Dead Presidents; Donald Trump; Donald Trump Crapping; Drinking Andy Capp; Drinking Mecki; Drunk Mecki; Gertrinken Mecki; Homer Simpson; JFK; John F Kennedy; Key Chain; Key Ring; Key-Fob; Mecki The Hedgehog; Mecki The Hedgehog Drunk; Pooping President; President Lincoln; President of the USA; Shitting; Shitty President; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Trump Donald; Trumpundbrexit;
. . . are offering this variation - he appears to be evacuating solids! Euwe! The store Ollie's could be the source - if you're looking for a late stocking-filler idea - but Jiahua Trading Inc., are claiming for it and - like the UK one - it's also in the form of a key-ring.

Albert Einstein; Andy Capp; Crapping Trump; Crappy; Crappy President; Dead Kennedy; Dead Presidents; Donald Trump; Donald Trump Crapping; Drinking Andy Capp; Drinking Mecki; Drunk Mecki; Gertrinken Mecki; Homer Simpson; JFK; John F Kennedy; Key Chain; Key Ring; Key-Fob; Mecki The Hedgehog; Mecki The Hedgehog Drunk; Pooping President; President Lincoln; President of the USA; Shitting; Shitty President; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Trump Donald; Trumpundbrexit;
However, and returning to fictional characters and their love of beer . . . Mecki's drunk as a skunk (not sure how close hedgehogs are to skunks anyway?) and courting a lamp-post! But if you will elect to have a night-out with the other two, it's a foregone conclusion you'll be in trouble!

Albert Einstein; Andy Capp; Crapping Trump; Crappy; Crappy President; Dead Kennedy; Dead Presidents; Donald Trump; Donald Trump Crapping; Drinking Andy Capp; Drinking Mecki; Drunk Mecki; Gertrinken Mecki; Homer Simpson; JFK; John F Kennedy; Key Chain; Key Ring; Key-Fob; Mecki The Hedgehog; Mecki The Hedgehog Drunk; Pooping President; President Lincoln; President of the USA; Shitting; Shitty President; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Trump Donald; Trumpundbrexit;
This was shot in an NY gift shop a couple of years ago, and they managed to get Trumps G7 Summit conference-pose - I'm going to cross my arms and stare past you all while doing la-la-la's in my head - some months before he did it . . . acting like a petulant child in front of the worlds 6-other main leaders, their number 2's and their entourages!

Albert Einstein; Andy Capp; Crapping Trump; Crappy; Crappy President; Dead Kennedy; Dead Presidents; Donald Trump; Donald Trump Crapping; Drinking Andy Capp; Drinking Mecki; Drunk Mecki; Gertrinken Mecki; Homer Simpson; JFK; John F Kennedy; Key Chain; Key Ring; Key-Fob; Mecki The Hedgehog; Mecki The Hedgehog Drunk; Pooping President; President Lincoln; President of the USA; Shitting; Shitty President; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Trump Donald; Trumpundbrexit;
It's a hell of a line-up! Cheers again Brian!

I just like the thought that starting a side-collection of pants-down, pooping, presidents is a very real 'thing', with at least two key-rings and probably some of those Spanish terracotta 'crappers'!

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