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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.

Monday, July 20, 2020

R is for Roman Bums

Look, we need to get this straight now . . . every time we look at the output of this strange half-resurrected Montaplex, half resin-pirate, we will make a joke out of their name, because they want us to! They didn't call their track-racing system Bumslot for nothing you know; I'm sure there's at least one British ex-pat' in there somewhere!

"Big Daddy", Ed Roth, Rat Fink, Southern California, Kustom Kulture, Academy, Aurora, Heller/Směr, Revo,  Games Workshop, R is for Roman, Bum, Montaplex, resin-pirate, Bumslot, Academy Roman Warship, Aurora Roman Warship, Heller Roman Warship, Směr Roman Warship, Bum Toy Soldiers, Montaplex Toy Soldiers, Academy Bireme, Aurora Bireme, Heller Bireme, Směr Bireme, Roman Figures, Bum Romans, Montaplex Romans,
I think I intended these to go on the Airfix Romans page, where they are still an obvious absentee, but I seem to have shot them without any comparisons to the aforementioned UK-made figures, so we're having them here, now, and I'll re-shoot some comparisons for the other page another day!

"Big Daddy", Ed Roth, Rat Fink, Southern California, Kustom Kulture, Academy, Aurora, Heller/Směr, Revo,  Games Workshop, R is for Roman, Bum, Montaplex, resin-pirate, Bumslot, Academy Roman Warship, Aurora Roman Warship, Heller Roman Warship, Směr Roman Warship, Bum Toy Soldiers, Montaplex Toy Soldiers, Academy Bireme, Aurora Bireme, Heller Bireme, Směr Bireme, Roman Figures, Bum Romans, Montaplex Romans,
Very crude copies, they get round-tipped (Republican?) shields with Imperial-era uniforms, so . . . Spanish mercenaries? And most of the Airfix figures were copied, but - mercifully - not the running-waving-pilum guy, who was quite idiotic enough first time round, although, the marching chap hasn't been cloned either and he was one of the more useful ones, along with the Persian archer type.

"Big Daddy", Ed Roth, Rat Fink, Southern California, Kustom Kulture, Academy, Aurora, Heller/Směr, Revo,  Games Workshop, R is for Roman, Bum, Montaplex, resin-pirate, Bumslot, Academy Roman Warship, Aurora Roman Warship, Heller Roman Warship, Směr Roman Warship, Bum Toy Soldiers, Montaplex Toy Soldiers, Academy Bireme, Aurora Bireme, Heller Bireme, Směr Bireme, Roman Figures, Bum Romans, Montaplex Romans,
The chariot has had a complete redesign in Ed Roth's workshops and now looks more like a field conversion of a Celt's muck-cart! And it has been reduced from 4hp to one, often the way with those custom jobbies, lots of noise and a fancy paint-job, but as soon as you join 'Run to the Sun' they burst into flames . . . some summer weekends that A30 South looks like a technicolor, smoldering, retreat from Moscow!

"Big Daddy", Ed Roth, Rat Fink, Southern California, Kustom Kulture, Academy, Aurora, Heller/Směr, Revo,  Games Workshop, R is for Roman, Bum, Montaplex, resin-pirate, Bumslot, Academy Roman Warship, Aurora Roman Warship, Heller Roman Warship, Směr Roman Warship, Bum Toy Soldiers, Montaplex Toy Soldiers, Academy Bireme, Aurora Bireme, Heller Bireme, Směr Bireme, Roman Figures, Bum Romans, Montaplex Romans,
There was a 'big box' set as well, but I think the vessel-kit was bought in, I haven't studied it but would imagine it's probably from Academy rather than the older Aurora or the Heller/Směr ones? The same single runner of figures won't provide much in the way of useful crew though and the transfer sheet (there's another in the first image) looks like the bastard-child of Revo and Games Workshop . . . on acid!

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