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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.

Saturday, September 19, 2020

T is for Two - Treasure-Hunting Terrors of the High Seas!

A couple of items which seemed too-small for separate posts but which I then found myself collaging-down to four images from an initial folder-full, and there's still a couple on the 'unused' sub-folder!

Cake Decorations; Captain Jack Sparrow; Disney Infinity; Electronic Pirate Figure; Game Playing Pieces; International Talk Like A Pirate Day; ITLAPD; Jack Sparrow; Johnny Depp; Kipp Brothers; Pirate Day; Pirate Novelty; Pirate Toy; Pirates; Pirates of the Caribbean; Plastic Pirates; POTC; Talk Like A Pirate; TLAPD; Toy Pirates;
These shots came from Brian Berke, not something I'm collecting, as they are a tad big - and cartoony. They are interactive PC/Video-game pieces, or 'it is...'! Brain sent a few a couple of years ago, and I got-up some articles with Toy Fair and retail catalogue stuff, but they are languishing in the long-queue with me not confident enough about them to produce worthy blurb! But a pirate? Well, that's a different thing altogether . . .

Cake Decorations; Captain Jack Sparrow; Disney Infinity; Electronic Pirate Figure; Game Playing Pieces; International Talk Like A Pirate Day; ITLAPD; Jack Sparrow; Johnny Depp; Kipp Brothers; Pirate Day; Pirate Novelty; Pirate Toy; Pirates; Pirates of the Caribbean; Plastic Pirates; POTC; Talk Like A Pirate; TLAPD; Toy Pirates;
. . . and if the figure in question is Captain Jack Sparrow himself ('Captain' of what remaining less than clear, through a four-film franchise!), he must appear! He thinks he's Captain of the Black Pearl, but several people think he isn't or shouldn't be!

A lovely figure, if both over-cartoony and a bit effeminate, but that was definitely the persona Johnny Depp wanted to get across, so it works. The figure will have electronics in the base and is part of a much larger range of Disney characters going back through the years of their cinematic output. I love the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, and think I can say with some confidence, that the raised finger is a sign that an unbelievable excuse or complicated plea for mercy is about to come-forth! "Now . . . a'bout thaaaat . . . yer'see, it was like this . . . "

Cake Decorations; Captain Jack Sparrow; Disney Infinity; Electronic Pirate Figure; Game Playing Pieces; International Talk Like A Pirate Day; ITLAPD; Jack Sparrow; Johnny Depp; Kipp Brothers; Pirate Day; Pirate Novelty; Pirate Toy; Pirates; Pirates of the Caribbean; Plastic Pirates; POTC; Talk Like A Pirate; TLAPD; Toy Pirates;
From the we-buy-this-so-you-know-what-you're-getting-if-you-buy-them-too department comes this bag of polyethylene 'solid' pirates, currently findable on feebleBay. I could tell the images were deliberately 'cloaked' so knew it might be disappointing, but they were 2.99 or 3.99 or something, fo five and I could make out at least two, so bought them anyway just to see what they were.

They were three separate sculpts (less than 1.50 each?) and two duplicates of the 'captain' figure. They are also quite large and have a self-tapping screw-hole in their backs, so may have started-life as decorative items or knobs for children's furniture or something? More likely a manufacturing 'thing' left visible on [cheap] cake decorations!

Cake Decorations; Captain Jack Sparrow; Disney Infinity; Electronic Pirate Figure; Game Playing Pieces; International Talk Like A Pirate Day; ITLAPD; Jack Sparrow; Johnny Depp; Kipp Brothers; Pirate Day; Pirate Novelty; Pirate Toy; Pirates; Pirates of the Caribbean; Plastic Pirates; POTC; Talk Like A Pirate; TLAPD; Toy Pirates;
Totally unmarked/unbranded (including the cellophane bag - no labels), they were a pleasant surprise for not being as disappointing as I had prepared myself for! What you get if you do look for and buy them are three slightly chunky pirates with a poorish paint-job of the stab-and-hope style, who would - nevertheless - paint-up better and go with theSchleich/Pappo/ELC stuff admirably!

Cake Decorations; Captain Jack Sparrow; Disney Infinity; Electronic Pirate Figure; Game Playing Pieces; International Talk Like A Pirate Day; ITLAPD; Jack Sparrow; Johnny Depp; Kipp Brothers; Pirate Day; Pirate Novelty; Pirate Toy; Pirates; Pirates of the Caribbean; Plastic Pirates; POTC; Talk Like A Pirate; TLAPD; Toy Pirates;
These are on the Kipp Brothers website (wholesale store in Indiana, founded 1880! Store currently closed for Covid-19) at $2.95 for four poses in slightly alternate paint schemes but the same silver polyethylene, it puts the pose-count to six.

Thanks again to Brian for the Cap'n Jack pictures.

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