I know, I know, I'd shoot myself, myself, if I wasn't having so much fun spouting nonsense in the general direction of the Internet!...

Are we watching the meat-faced* Trump have a very public mental breakdown, live and in glorious (if rather too-orange) Technicolor on intern...

Well . . . the judges have pushed back their decision from 'perhaps today' until 'maybe early next week'! If they find again...