Bit of fun . . . You were right who-ever-it-was - I will get better! There's going to be some changes around here in 2018!

My personal assistant is providing no assistance whatsoever; her mind wanders from the job, she insists on playing with the exhibits, growls...

So, I've managed to track down some more of Henbrandt's little pocket-money parcels, and we'll have a quick shuftie at them now....

Gimme shelter, I'm dying here! Yeah? You weren't alive in '76 dude! That was too hot, this is mildly over-inclement! ...

Well, we nearly had a nice day yesterday, which would have made three [days] in five weeks! But it just couldn't find it in itself to be...

Actually, death comes to all of us... This is little Jasmine, she was eight years old the other day, not that old, even for a cat, but...

Once upon a time there was a Rabbit, called Bilbo, who found himself billeted on the big house at the end of the village, now; it happened t...