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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.

Thursday, January 29, 2026

G is for Gigantics - Giant Monster Insects

Except, it can be argued Spiders and Scorpions are not technically insects, but they meant well! Originally issued by Fundimentions, (Miner Industries/MPC) when General Mills became involved they were re-branded AMT/Ertl, but MPC and Airfix boxes can be found, although these (below) are the common iteration; certainly in the UK.
 
I got mine out and shot the boxes a few years ago, and then scanned them, a while later, I didn't shoot the kits, as they were unmade, but as they are quite simple, I hope to do them as future modelling projects, with posts on them, here, then.
 
There was originally a fourth model, a Giant Wasp, but it was only issued in the early days, and I won't speculate on the reasons for its lack of re-issue, nor will I 'research' it by nicking other people's stuff, one day, hopefully, I'll just get one! 
 

July 2022, and the lawn's looking a little better than in did the previous summer when I shot the board-game .gif's! I think I got two of these from Modellers Loft, one at the old site off the M25 (Coulsdon Road/Brighton Road?), the other at the Croydon Road shop (I believe they're now based in Bournemouth?), with the slightly crushed Scorpion box, being a Car Booty prize!
 
 
The original reason for my interest in them was the HO/OO-gauge-compatible figures, and while the Giant Wasp isn't listed here, it seems to have had the same figure-count/pose distribution as the 17-figure Giant Scorpion set.
 
Each kit contains, in addition to the monster insect, and figures, a few scenic items, in mixed scales, and card 'corner' to make a display for your kit. And - if I work this out right, below this post you'll find three image-dumps, of the scans I took a week or so later, one for each of the three sets.
 
Other people's research;
 
Blog overview;
 
And he did a Wasp video! 'Funland' has never been less fun!
 
Gigantic Wasp on Scalemates;
 
There were also flyers for a magazine included in two of the kits;
 

Giant Tarantula
 

Giant Scorpion

It seems to have been a very short-lived enterprise?

G is for Gigantic Spider

Yeah! . . . The worst nightmare! Not carried by Airfix, but as common as the two below (if I've posted them right!), although it only got a few figures (eight), and not all the poses. I think I did start to make this one at some point, so may already have a complete Tarantula!
 




Box.
 

This is clever, and the other kits would have benefited from something similar, it's a rest made from a copy of a section of the tool, so the body (thorax and abdomen) rests on it while the leg-glue sets, ensuring they are all positioned correctly and are flat to the ground.
 

Instruction sheet.
 
There was an additional French instruction sheet.
 
Printed card backdrop.

G is for Gigantic Mantis

The first of the two carried by Airfix, for a while, and I guess, being cut in half by a giant Prying Mantis would be a quick and relatively painless end, if accompanied by a deal of sheer terror! This kit got a full complement of the vaguely HO-gauge compatible figures, but only one of each. And - apparently, a male, due to the presence of wings.
 




Box
 




Instruction sheet
 
HO figures, N-gauge tunnels, micro-amour buildings . . . Forced perspective!

G is for Gigantic Scorpion

A sting from a scorpion this big would fill you with so much liquid, instantaneously, you would explode like a water balloon, before you felt the burning seer of any poison! Continuing the image dump/Picasa clearance exercise, with the last of the three AMT-Ertl Gigantics, and the other one carried by Airfix immediately prior-to and during the General Mills years.





 
Box.


As far as I know, this kit was the only kit with a waterslide transfer sheet, for the shopfronts of one of the damaged building mouldings, included in the kit.




 
Instruction sheet.
 
 
Card background/backdrop for arranging the other elements in a rudimentary disorama.

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

SPC is for Spectrum Patrol Car

Up to London on Saturday last, and managed to get to the toy dealer we'd failed to reach, through a diabolical mix of sudden torrential storm, and pre-existing line-failures, before Christmas, where I bought all sorts of lovelies, and Peter Evan gave me some plunder I haven't shot yet, but I did get an odd box-ticker, which is the subject of this post.
 
 
But first, another labyrinth maze, (explanation in the comments, thanks to Brian B), and the one I doubted I'd ever find, given the nature of the station, the miles of tunnels, escalators and travelling walkways, not to mention the various entrances and exits, at Waterloo.
 
But in the end it was just there, blankly staring at me! It's on one of the main pilasters at the major entrance, between platforms 17 and 20, at the top of the escalators, and I'd passed it many times! An apt one as it mirrors, or conjures-up the Spectrum symbol from Captain Scarlet!

 
Not a nostalgia purchase, but more of a settling of scores! No, not Bushy the twig, he's an idiot ("Oh, look, I just watched this movie two days after Hugh mentioned it"!), but that we never had this one as kids, although several of our friends did, and we hankered after it, but it just never happened.
 
 
And, it wasn't for trying, when asked what we wanted for a Christmas or a Birthday present, we always asked for something better - the SPV with its tracks, rocket and sprung-loaded figure, the Security Vehicle with its treasure chest, gull-wing doors and folding walkways, the Thunderbird 2 with it's T4, pod and delicate folding legs, and frankly, we just never got far enough down the wants list (along with the Airfix, Action Man, Lego . . . etc. ) to get one!

 
This is loose, and a bit chipped, no bad thing, as a good one with box is £250-plus, this was in the tens! And it struck me that it's quite a retro' design, even at the time, compared to the other vehicles in the series, it's half 1950's American car, half early jet fighter, and a bit ambulance!
 
Without flash!

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

H is for Hippopotami

Strangely, the second most visited post ever, on the blog, with over 7000 direct hits, is the lazy-post on Rhinoceri I shot the same day I shot the first of these images, and while I suspect bots have more to do with that record traffic than humans, it is true that the Model Animal collecting fraternity is much healthier and more numerous than the Toy Solder brotherhood, so the odd animal post doesn't hurt!
 
No order or specific narrative, just a bunch of Hippopotamuses, with a few notes, another lazy post! I was, at the time (2020) combining the attic stuff with the storage stuff, which I had dug-out of the garage, looking for something else! And it went something like this;
 
Probably the storage lot, but could be from the attic?
 
Probably the attic lot, but could be from storage!
 
Combined; I then remembered there were some Britians ones in a box of Britains farm and zoo somewhere . . .
 
Which also gave-up another Charbens and a late blue-polymer Timpo, requiring a slight reorganisation, with the China-vinyl types to the left, Britains copies (Blue Box, Redbox and Holly etc.), scaled down, next, with two Charbens, a small cracker type 'ivorene' and three more origianl Hong Kong's in front, down the middle, then the common Hong Kong, in four or five sizes (Arco, New MariesRAE, etc.), with Britains and Timpo to the right.
 
At some point this little chap arrived, 'China'; I think, he has stuff on his belly, but I didn't note it at the time! Not Safari, K&M/WR, Schleich or Papo, as far as I can tell, but seemingly quite up-market? Yowies maybe . . . also in the queue, several posts!
 
A few were elsewhere, like the two brandings of big-blue eraser, Tiger Stores and Royle Kids, several more China/HK types to the right, the brownish-gray one seems to be a version of the Toy Major sculpt, while the other two are older HK 'ethylene's. The silver one, who's hollow, and a paired Hippo/Elephant to the left, complete that additions-shot!
 
That pair raise an interesting point, as they clearly go together; same plastic type and colour, same paint, but are marked differently, which is something you need to look out for with all sorting/attributing of Hong Kong stuff, the stamps used are two, one 'MADE IN' and the other 'HONG KONG', with the engineer stamping them above/below each other on the Hippo's belly, but in a vague line along the Elephant's spine.
 

These were also in storage, and while the Topps were in the 'minor makes' zone, they have since been added to with a few more, there are 24 in the set; Baby Animals, the other bag is from the unknown zone, and were kept together, as their marks are wholly inverted! The Foal and Camel being Tai Sang (Blue Box/Redbox) knock-offs.
 
The one in the bag, seeming to be the donor for the cruder, flat inside-legged hollowed-out copy in silver, from the unknowns, not that he/she/it's particularly 'known' either, it isn't!
 

Seen before in a plunder or donation post? I think this one's Marx, but probably from an animal transport or circus truck of some kind, and maybe from back in the tin-plate vehicle days, although the animal is actually two polystyrene halves, glued together.
 
These were taken from the old fridge before it went to storage, on the left poured-resin, on the right routed wood and both magnetic decorative items.
 
A dark grey Britians baby and a pair of Hong Kong jobbies, taken in 2022, they may have been in one of the big donations from Jon Attwood, so many thanks to him.
 
That's it for this casual stroll, there are lots of named ones in with their other animals, and all the mini tub/tube/toob and pocket-money stuff is elsewhere, the vinyl minis, and the small-scale, flats and novelties are all missing, while a few more have probably come in over the last 3½ years, but hopefully, there will be a Hippopotamus page one day, with all of them!