Packed
in this Footlocker! Said the advertising, with a
smaller 'pasteboard' toy storage box underneath,
variations of the wording exist, but the snake-oil seller's intention is clear,
you think you're getting a footlocker (large kit-trunk at the end of your bed
in basic training) and what turns-up is a small cardboard box!
Made
of Durable Plastic. Each with its Own Base . . .
said the advertising, the snake oil seller couldn't stop with the foot-locker,
he further disguises the fact that that the figures are anatomically cartoonish
flats with stirring-artwork and waffle about bases!
However, that was then and many a
disappointed child received their 'footlocker' full of polymer shite with agast
in the early 1950's, by the 1970's ) when they were still being advertised in
Marvel and DC), we know from the grapevine that it was a shit rip-off ad, but
come the 1990's and as adult collectors we were desperate to find some!
My sample above - branded to Lucky Products Inc., of Long Island,
contains a conglomeration of several sets, which fit in the one box, but mostly
don't belong in it!
We'll start with the 'senior service'
(although how that happened - when the navy always comes after an army - is
anyone's guess?), they get a battleship and a PT Boat, or four of each to be
accurate!
They are both Hong Kong copies of the -
probably (and hereafter;) Nosco - originals and the PT
boats are all so poor I don't know what they looked like, but there are good
shots on the Internet of the US-made originals. The battleship is more of a
frigate with added turrets!
The Infantry; Again all HK copies it's
impossible to tell which the 'rifleman' is and which is the 'infantryman' but
they are both in the bottom-right corner with darker variants. The kneeling
firer is probably the 'marksmen', while the 'sharpshooter' is the prone firer,
the other two are obvious, a full set should have . . .
4 Battleships
4 Bazookamen
4 Bombers
4 Cruisers (PT Boats)
4 Infantryman
4 Jeeps
4 Marksmen
4 Riflemen
4 Sailors
4 Tanks
4 Trucks
8 Cannon
8 Jet Planes
8 Machinegunners
8 Officers
8 Wacs (Women's Army Corps, US Army, WWII)
8 Waves (Women Accepted [for] Voluntary
Emergency Service, USN, WWII)
8 Sharpshooters
To which was sometimes added other items instead
of the mythical footlocker, but it lead to a reduction in the contents; 'Fighting Force' of Broadway, New York
sent out 50 items with a 51st cardboard gun which fired (rubber-band
mechanism?) while Homer House Products
issued something in their 21 Piece
Task-Force, which looked a bit like the Pyro
space-gun and fired plastic BB's.
As these latter sets had no footlocker, and
the more ephemeral pices have long since bitten the dust, it's hard to know if
you're looking at them, but I suspect they are here in the post somewhere!
Artillery; three clear variations here,
with the larger Nosco having a
heavier appearance/calibre and a higher firing-elevation, a Hong Kong version
in the darker olive-drab and a less-detailed clone with smaller base and more
tapered barrel.
Two tanks in my armoury, again a heavier Nosco and the poorer Hong
Kong-manufactured pretender, looking a bit like an M22 Locust air-portable it probably wants to be a M24 Chaffee!
Transport is provided by a generic 6x6
'deuce and a half' which has clearly been made from a half-track's cab and some
milk-crates, no winch, no bumper (fender) and no un-ditching roller! Looks more
like an einheits / ersatz Mercedes!
The Jeep! Best bit of any set, Nosco on the left of both pairs with the
fine-edged base and HK on the right; a particularly crude copy.
The officer, there seem to be various
versions of this sculpt, even the Nosco
(centre pair) come in thick and/or thin legged/bodied, while the HK clones have
two clear versions, with a reversed chamber on the bases, and the right-hand
ones having a little mould-release, pin-hole
Junior service ("With good reason . . . crab air . . . fussa-russa . . . "), a
sort of generic 1950's jet, more pointy from HK; a bit Sabre-like (but not really a Sabre)
from the US maker. The HK ones also have much smaller tail-plains and fin . . .
they would paint-up as nice additions to a Trigan
Empire air-fleet!
Ah! Yes! The B46½! The
most schizophrenic bomber in history, not sure if it's a B36 Peacemaker or a B52
Stratofortress, it exhibits features of both! It also has a hollow-body to
keep material costs down.
Duff, duff, duff! After the disappointments
of a footlocker being not a footlocker, and the whole set being less than
accurate flats, little 'Buddy' (he always seems to be Buddy in the movies) had
to contend with the fact that over a quarter of the contents were shit poses!
In addition to the 8 officers we have all these, eight-each of the two women
and four matelotes!
The simplicity of the poses helps to
identify at least three variations again, the Nosco (left pairs) being well-fed, the two Hong Kong versions much
slimmer. I think the WAVES are the ones with a Sunday church-hat, the WACS have
the pill-box headdress?
The sailor looks like Beetle Bailey!
Brain Berke sent these shots from New York
over Christmas (triggering the post's photo-session!)*, and aren't they lovely;
if you collect plastics for the material (as I think I do?), you can't not be
impressed by an aqua/jade/turquoise marbling, as of these!
There is a hint of this colour in the tail
of one of my Bombers, while another has the signs of black marbling embedded in
the wings, so these were probably run at around the same time as my green ones.
I'm also pleased to see that the Lucky/Nosco 6x6 truck has a much better
front-end, although it has the same high-sides, so a cargo-specific wagon, not
a troop-carrier, and now wearing a White's
scout-car cab!
*Which is how everything-else in the queue
(400+ articles) gets pushed-back one place!
