The Festival
Santa is explaining patiently to the bus-boy that the colour this season
is red; the bus-boy is not impressed and points out to Mr. Clause that not only
is his very similar re. spec's, but coming from Hong Kong - as it does - was
considerably cheaper, and everyone in the motor sledge-trade knows blue is easier to
clean!
Indeed: one of the Santa's has a red one
from Hong Kong himself! Other's; having lived life slightly further 'out there',
have purchased their machines from a dodgy-dealer 'Mick the Minty Motor Man' in Macau
for the softer ride afforded by the PVC undercarriage.
Festival Santa insisted his has the better build quality and utilising the
very best in ICI Alkathene technology
- as it does - has the softest, smoothest ride!
Sadly, as everyone was going home a
cross-wind squall swept the resort car-park, catching the annual delivery-target,
winners-parade, broadside, leaving them all looking like the tin-ducks in a
shooting-arcade, so - good or bad - your presents might be delayed this year!
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