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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.
Showing posts with label Aldi. Show all posts
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Sunday, February 15, 2026

A is for Another Collection? Mini Power-Tools

It's terrible isn't it, how this stuff builds up, while the planet burns? And we are, one way or another, all, equally guilty. There's no point thinking you're innocent, because of your fanatical, and diligent recycling, if you drive a bloody-great 4x4-SUV-Crossover 'people carrier', which had less cargo space than a Nissan Micra with the seats down, and never carries more than two people or the weekly shop . . . becasue 'Status, init?"!
 
We all have too much stuff.
 
Case in point (no pun intended, but it's there);
 

I inherited this from Mum, in the great sort-out of the Estate. When I was a kid, back in the heady days of the 1960's-early 1970's, tools like this were very expensive, quite rare and the sort of thing only professionals possessed, for specific tasks, or which were commonly only found in specific industries.
 
This is probably a 240v (actually 220 volt) export model, and with the odd tool change, and the additional stuff lying in the tray, is probably remarkably well-preserved, albeit, commoner in the US? The Handee portable power-tool, a solid piece of kit, existing many years before Black & Decker's mini-tools would be a thing!
 
I found this online, and it's a fascinating exercise in 1950/60's marketing/adspeak, well worth a read. I love the bullet points;
  • Shock-proof Bakelite construction
  • &
  • Patented protective sleeve, protects all parts
both mean . . . it's got a plastic case!
 
The last line 'Trouble-free radial type seven bar commutator' (a word spellcheck doesn't like), is pure technobabble, designed to convince the uninitiated that what they are thinking of buying, might help put a man on the moon! NASA being exactly the sort of people who would have had a few of these in their workshops!
 
The paragraph to the left is also interesting - "Accurately made from seasoned grey-iron casting" - what? Seasoned? Did they lay them out in the sun for a year, running out with little umbrellas every time it looked like rain, so they didn't rust? Or did they cook them in sausage-fat until they were blacked down! It's literally nonsense!
 
You'll spot a few others if you read it all, but faintly amusing, especially if you followed Mad Men (which I didn't), are familiar with Death of a Salesman (which I am), or saw Tin Men, which I loved. However a price of $19.50 in say, 1955, is the equivalent of $235/240 dollars today, a lot of money, a point we'll return to in a minute!
 
With the drill came a bunch of equally vintage (near 'antique') tools, among which, interestingly, wrapped in the rubber-band (well petrified, but set-in-place), included a quantity of dentists quick-release drill bits. I believe the drill came from 'Old Mr. Benning', after his death, he was a silversmith in Sleaford, near Bordon, but the dentist bits probably came from Mr. Benney, who first practised in Hartley Wintney and then moved to a new-build practice in Hook.
 
The brass case of grinding and fettling burrs, before cleaning, and after sorting by size/burr-head type; they just don't make stuff with this quality any more, each bit has its own compartment, 40, altogether, about 3mm square.
 
There was, also in my Mother's stuff, an actual dentist's drill, probably also from the practice in Hook, and with the quick-release head, a simple push button frees whatever tool is in the mechanism, and you can pull it out and replace it with another. If you find mini-drill bits with a chink taken out of them near the base of the shaft, it's for one of these drills.
 
And again, for many years, many decades, this was a technology, or application, only really made available to dentists, or very specialised workshops/research labs/facilities!
 
Now, of course, every mini-drill sold, comes with a flexible drive-extension.
 
A comparison between the old drive connector and the new, they will both work with the new chucks. The technology was with us, though, in strimmers/brush-cutters, although their shafts are sometimes a bundle of twisted cables and/or wrapped in a loose spring, to compensate for the vibration down the long handle/arm.
 
The other half of the case of my 'go-to' machine, it's an Aldi (or, probably, actually Lidl) bought machine, and returning to prices - was about 40-quid, twenty years ago, now they are £22/25 each, with both discount supermarkets (and the larger stores of most supermarkets), almost permanently carrying one version or another - mains, rechargeable-battery, or pocket types.
 
Lidl now brand everything Parkside, and it probably comes from China, but this one was made in Germany by Ferm, and is a bloody-good, medium-range machine, I liked it so much, on first try, I went back the next day and bought several more, as Christmas presents that year (1990's/early 2000's) for other people. The two wobbly lines (top right of the case) are where the little tools were kept.
 
Returning to the point at the top of the post, too much stuff, but it just, sort of collects! Each time one of these stores issues a set of tools, often in useful-looking little wooden boxes, you sort of convince yourself, there's one or two you don't have, and they are so cheap, it's worth the duplicates for the new ones, then you get few from a friend, grab a specific set of Dremel spares (collets and mandrels) in the January sale at B&Q, spot some bargain in an import-rich hardware store, inherit a bunch from a parent, and before you know it, you have a collection of mini-tool tools!
 
I've used some of them! I've even used a few to destruction, sanding drums and cutting wheels don't last long, and the smaller grinding stones quickly deform under use, but that only encourages further purchases - in case you're running short?!!
 
Top left are the diamond cutting wheels and milling-cutters, then clockwise in a spiral; the old bits, burrs and dental tools; the new bits, burrs and borers; nylon cleaning brushes; brass brushes for cleaning, polishing, and removing surface rust; sanding drums ready to go; large fibre-reinforced cutting wheels; round, shaped and small grinders; medium round-headed grinders; large ones; small drum grinders; medium and large drum grinders; shaped or reinforced disc grinders; saw-blades/cutters; small drum-sanders - ready and spares; flexible or paper sanding discs; standard-sized rigid cutting wheels; odd sized cutting wheels; and flat disc grinders.
 
Different companies use different colours, so I've never really known if there is a code, but I think as a rule of thumb, dark ones (black/grey) tend to coarse structure, for initial grinding/shaping, or removing heavy corrosion, buried nail-heads (which can't be cut at the shaft by finer tools), or similar tasks, orange is medium coarse, pink medium fine, and white ones are very fine, but so are some of the greenish ones, while a couple of reddish-pink ones, seem coarse. So, as far as I can see, there's no hard and fast rule.
 
I've literally just found this, here;
 
 
Which seems to half-support my hinted narrative, but with sharpness at one end of the spectrum and durability at the other, nor does it include/explain the orage ones?
 
A while back, Jan, over at the Site of Curiosities found an excellent video, which goes some way to explaining a lot of it!
 

Which leaves the polishers, polish and chuck/spindle tools & spares, in the lid of the other box, soft, floppy mop ones top left, the rest are felt-pads. The little stones are for cleaning/re-shaping the grinding wheels when they get deformed, or the surfaces get smoothed, with embeded soft metal, wood-pulp or something else, which prevents them grinding properly.
 
Because Mum was a silversmith, I have some proper rouge somewhere, in a big tub, while people who have larger workshops, use blocks of different grades, with which they can directly charge the polishing wheels, as they are revolving, mounted on larger lathes. At the hobby end of things, we tend to get two, the basic oxide-brown, equating to rouge, and the green which is a bit coarser I think? If you want a really coarse, 'first pass', use Brasso or automotive T-Cut!
 
And if you are polishing plastic, especially transparencies, like model aircraft canopies or watch-faces, use low speeds, light pressure and something fine like silver-polish, automotive window-cleaner (which fills micro-scratches with wax, when you wipe it off) or Windowlene, and move the tool around, so nothing heats up. 
 
There are intermediate heads, fabric pads, somewhere between sanders and polishers, I don't have any, but you can make them, or harsher ones, by cutting or punching discs out of scouring pads, sanding pads, or those surfaces scourers, fixing them to a mandrel, with a couple of washers, and then putting them in a clamp on full speed, and shaping them with a blade, the purple/brown sanding pads are good for getting surface rust off tools or garden implements, soft scourers will remove sanding lines in softer metal, prior to polishing/finishing.
 
Under the polishing heads, lays more amassed stuff, the yellow-one was some dirt-cheap discount store thing, where the accessories were worth more than the motor! My old Black & Decker (from the Minicraft rebranding), like the Handee, looking tired now, with a toothed key-chuck . . . it's so 20th Century, man!

Again some inherited (the duplicate Lidl/Ferm, being that Christmas present to Mum, many years ago), some acquired, on life's journey. The greenish-blue one is the Aldi version from a few years ago, which I thought I'd try, but which was a bit heavy at the back, pulling against the hand.
 
If it's a big job, requiring two tools in repetitive/alternate succession, I'll grab one of these and have two working at once. The Minicraft, or even the yellow one, are useful for very tight spaces, although I think the yellow-one is a single speed demented thing? Somewhere underneath is the whole shaft and motor from a broken one, which I had half a mind to convert into a static, mini bench-lathe, for shaping against, but I've yet to get round to it.
 
And that's the problem, we've all got this stuff, in sheds, drawers, attics, garages and cellars, waiting with hope for use, or plans of good intention, and really we need to be passing it on, or thinning it out, at some point there will be more stuff than people to use it!
 
Maybe then, we will escape capitalism, for something more community based, the kind of make-do-and-mend, each-to-his-own, wants-and-needs that the Native Americans have always espoused, that the Amazonians practice, that the Kalahari bush-people swear-by.
 
Not power-based 'Communism', not even socialism, but something more holistic, sharing and caring for the planet and each other. Or maybe we'll just "Drill-baby-drill", until there's nothing left, but there's nothing else out there, Musk won't save us, pissing-about on the Moon or Mars, if we can't save here, they'll be no use to nobody, and nobody is what they'll have.
 
At some point in the next ten or fifteen years, I will donate all this to some 'Men's Shed' community project, or workshop, so it gets the use I've not extracted from it, or which it still posesses!
 
Came in, in the last few months! I found the small kit lost/abandoned in a car park?
3-for-2 on the Parkside (Lidl), £1.98 for three packs - bargain!
 
That's two non-toy-solder posts in a row, whinging about the state of the world, or our part in it, but then, it's my Blog!

Saturday, October 25, 2025

C is for Comedy Candy

As mentioned elsewhere in the last few days, Halloween was just not a thing in the UK, when I was a kid, we didn't 'celebrate' it, we weren't [culturally] aware of its connection with South/Latin America and The Day of the Dead, we didn't import any Halloween 'stuff'.
 
It is, entirely, here at least, a commercial invention (like Father's day) to sell us stuff, and we keep buying it! Ephemeral stuff, piles of polymer stuff, which goes straight to landfill, unnecessary stuff, stuff we don't need, stuff we didn't know we don't need, and . . . amusing, edible stuff!
 
This missed last year's Halloween posts, as it was given to me by a customer I was delivering to, in Frimley Green, on the 31! Under the wrapper it was a smooth, milk-chocolate oval, and very nice!
 
These are in Lidl at the moment.
 
Candy Container.
 
Anything container!
 
I succumbed to some of the polymer shite, myself! There were several colours and I nearly selected the purple one, but decided the clear one would look most like a crystal skull, once emptied, and took that instead, and I think it was a good decision, looking at it empty? I'll find something to keep in it, and it can sit somewhere, looking vaguely sinister! I think it was also Lidl?
 



Not nice! Not-chocolate-mice! Chocolate 'flavour' (not 'flavoured') sugar candy, they taste fatty, and aren't quite as realistic looking as the artwork on the B&M box would suggest. As kids, I remember us being disappointed by mini-eggs at Easter, which were made out of this devil's faux-chocolate!
 
The missing pumpkin from a previous post . . . I bought another pack, they were so cheap! B&M stores, and they did have the more colourful ones, from a couple of years ago, I just didn't see them last time!
 

Also Lidl, these are better chocolate, with some actual chocolate in!
Well - once you've unwrapped it, to photograph . . . ! 
 
The Aldi catalogue shows similar Lollies.

Thursday, October 31, 2024

H is for Hodgepodge Hash of Halloween Horrors

I'm hoping to get another post out before midnight tonight, and it should publish before the witching-hour in the US, as I get another five or six hours, after my shift, to facilitate the aim, but in case the UK readers miss it, before bed, here's a few other bits and bobs which have a seasonal element, and have mostly crossed my door in the last five or six weeks!


Remembering I found a set last year, when I saw these in B&M (Morrison's last year) I had to have them, and like last year's, they were lovely, in the same generic tutti-fruity sort of supposedly 'strawberry' way! Indeed, I would say they came from the same source, and I didn't see any others, not even in Morrison's?
 

I seem to recall these were Aldi, but they might have been Lidl? More edibles, best kind of seasonal stuff is edible stuff! Fondant-centred, [not very] monster mice, one a sort of truffle-cream with rice crispies, the other white-chocolate fondant, nom-nom-nomnivore! Obviously a shit-shot of the white one, but you can't re-shoot something, if you've eaten it!
 
Having grabbed two walkers, as the only thing worth buying in a garden centre last year, I felt I also had to grab these, while muttering darkly to myself about 'another side-collection', but you can blame that yellow Christmas stocking robot who survived for several decades in the attic! These are pull-overs, in that cold, clammy silicon type mega-soft, stretchy rubber, which a generic white-button body underneath, and while two are the same design under the paint, the other had no second version, and all three were equally distributed? Asda for the win!
 
I would add - having mentioned them - that the Garden Centres had very poor Halloween displays this year, and seemed to clear them quickly, like over a week ago, they are too desperate to get their Christmas 'markets' up and running!

I'd found these online, and don't know the maker/brand, but if I see them out and about, they will find home-room in that slowly growing 'walker' sub-collection, I actually found a bunch of the other white-button walker soldiers a while back, but forgot to shoot them before they went to storage, so there's a future post!
 
Finally, these came from Lidl about two weeks ago, ghost tea-lights! I think I might paint-in the eyes and mouths of the other two to match the white one, black paint for the orange one and white for the black candle?

Apologies for spelling but Mozilla ad-ons don't seem to be working properly tonight, and I have no spellchecker!

Saturday, April 6, 2024

M is for Micro Toy Box

I know one or two other people have covered these either on Blogger or elsewhere, and, to a certain extent, that is the nature of covering new or current production, but that doesn't mean they don't need to go here, if only as a box-ticker!

I only became aware of these when they were on clearance at Aldi, about a year-and-a-half ago, and bought these three, at about a fiver each, as they all had at least one figure! And I had intended to leave it there; a fun sample.
 
This is the Rock'Em Sock'Em Robot (originally a Marx toy, but for many years owned by Mattel), reduced to about 25mm! The green one being a 'common' item in the set, the red adversary was also available as a 'rare', and I think I did end-up with one, but we'll get on to that!
 
Under the card you get four more 'blind' toys, each actually in a blind bag, so no cheating, but a mountain of waste on a dying planet? I'm guessing the line didn't do that well, as in some jurisdictions, window sets of 10, 15 or 20 items were issued, where most (6,10 or 14) were unpacked and visible, with only a few (4, 5 or 6) 'blinded' behind a graphics card.
 
The three top/visible items in that first purchase. about a dozen of the items in the first series were figural, and most had a balance or 'oppo', but I guess the original idea was not to get them out and add them to your Airfix soldiers, but keep them as minis!

One of the weirder aspects of the Aldi ones was that the insert card contained instructions on how to reverse the card so you could use the tubs as a unitary display system; a stack of little clear cabinets!

This being on the outside of the insert. But, "Hold on?" I hear the brighter of you asking, there's a side missing anyway, why would you need to turn in, to hide the artwork? But then you'd be displaying the instructions for the display faff, on the two wings, so you'd need to fold them out of the way too, and . . . and . . . it really doesn't make much sense? Not only that, but I think the point was that the blank side was supposed to have a sticker on it, hence 'turn' and 'reverse'?
 
In the event, they put stickers on all four sides, not only that but A) on the inside faces of the tub, and B) the type of paper stickers which will be a bugger to remove without a lot of effort, mess and the intervention of a solvent? The whole thing was a nonsensical daftness which clearly hadn't been thought through, or executed properly, by anyone in design, marketing or the art department?
 

The blind bags themselves give no clue as to the contents.
 
As it happened, they were then - in the run-up to Christmas '22 - further reduced to something like £2.50, to clear the stillage for the next bargain, and sorting through them to remove those which had been raided, I bought the lot! As a result, I had a fair few duplicates, not least these Hot Wheel cars (also a Mattel brand), so I 'unboxed' some!
 
Which revealed also, another odd aspect of the 'stacking' instructions - three different box designs which didn't stack between designs, and with no lids, didn't really stack at all, with or without reversed card inserts, or removed stickers??? Actually 'stacking' like empty yogurt-pots - inside each-other!

Barbies, board-games, bears and other recognisable brands of our childhood were included in the series, and this is the contents of another tub. The board-games and other - originally closed-box - toys were represented by simple stickers around small polymer tiles.
 

A couple of the tubs went on the scanner, with dubious results in the 'success' field!

Contents of another tub, stacking hoops from Little Tikes (now MGA Entertainment), a bucket & spade, a Barrel of Monkeys (Lakeside-Milton Bradley-Hasbro), a rocking horse and an early Nerf gun. The monkeys are no more than about 8mm at the longest line.
 

The full line of the first series, I think, in the end, I managed to get everything except a Magic 8-Ball, but I ended up with a lot of tat, and while I meant to take more shots of the mini toys, they ended-up going to storage, and will have to wait for another day, but there's plenty on the Internet for those whose 'research' consists of hoovering up other peoples efforts.
 
And while I was relieved to get one or two Skeletors for my dozen-or-so He-Men, I was gutted when friend of the Blog, Tom Clague, posted his trio (with Teela) on Faceplant and alerted me to a second series!

And - of course - now I have to get the 'army men', who look to be marginally larger than the monkeys!

This second series, like the Horrible History figures from Worlds Apart, seem to have gone straight to a few dealers, suggesting that you need to know where the good trade-auctions are, if you want to get this stuff as a year-round earner, in your evilBay or Etsy shop! And with another Nerf and a Pepper Pig, some more modern brands are in there.
 
Branded to Super Impulse USA, but, with both Hasbro and Mattel to the fore as representations, licensing must have been a nightmare!