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No Fixed Abode, Home Counties, United Kingdom
I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Sunday, December 7, 2025

F is for Feelin' Feline!

An obvious title, I'm surprised I haven't used before now! We actually had a roundup of cat stuff not that long ago, and while half the stuff in this post is recent, some of it was found elsewhere in the unused archive!

A largish resin lump I picked-up at a charity shop back in '22, made by Sheratt & Simpson, I guess it's from one of those overpriced series of such stuff in jeweller's windows? But it's a reasonable sculpt, and when £20-something becomes 50p or similar, I ponce . . . like a cat!

Boysy-boy eyeing it with a modicum of suspicion! I still miss him every day, his weight on the end of the bed, his little complaints when he thought he ought to have a treat! But I miss both his Mum's too, and that's the burden of getting to this age, dealing with more and more death, in one's life.

Large Japanese blow-mould, marked on the other side with a three-leaved clover mark, and Japan in ink, and moulded on the body.

This is a modern set from Shing Hing, the people who brought a four-nation 'army man' tub to Smyths a few years ago. There's a lack of imagination in the decoration, but otherwise they are reasonable sculpts for a rack-toy type thing.

Three from Schliech, we looked at five back in October and I think two are duplicates, but the Egyptian-looking one is a definite paint variant, and the long-haired Persian is a new addition.

They are no better as cat's, than they were as dog's, who buys this shit?
Shelfied in Home Bargains.

Oh . . . I do! I actually grabbed these at Waterloo yesterday, a series of mini-adventures I could have done without - Travellers closing Charing Cross, football hooligans, and cancelled trains - led to my browsing the 'boutiques' on the new mezzanine, and I thought these were particularly stupid! The cord already hangs over the side of the vessel, how is a cat's tail going to make any difference, or improve things, one iota?

I found they preferred to sniff the fumes of sloe gin!
What? It's Christmas! 

Tuesday, December 2, 2025

N is for Not Serious!

A few more toy or figure related funnies, and a couple of cats!
 
I believe this is genuine? But not necessarily a retail thing?
 
Ours were old, fat, bald and tattooed, with their brassy tarts holding the ladders!
 
Sigh!
 
Heehee!
 
Rubber jigglers!
 
Let's make death fun! And phallic!

AI from a couple of years ago - it was poor!
Check-out the white lines, crushed cars and dwarf in a pram! 
 
Real, but I don't know which model village?

Thursday, September 4, 2025

I is for Irreverence!

Time for another collection of Internet memes I've sidled away for such a rainy day, and it was a very rainy day today! I nearly published than last night, but gave up and went and did something else, somewhere else (photographed toys), however I found the last one, just now on Faceplant, and it spurred me to action!
 
Can't shoot, won't shoot!
 
The revenge of Tim Mee was brutal!
 
There are several R2D2 one's like this kicking about, but Bungle is priceless!
 


Noooooooooo!
 

I love his grin!
 
One of my oldest friends is taking parcel after parcel of HO-OO stuff in, for his brother, so the brother's wife (no names, no pack-drill!) doesn't cotton-on to how bad it's got, they are both in their 60's, so it's no great crime, but I immediately thought of them when I saw this!
 
Ooops!
 

Hot off today's internet, I thought the following comment, from a Gary Karst deserved to be wider-shared;
 
"It's commemorating the courageous efforts of the U.S. Army Corp of Landscapers in this underwhelming battle. Semper Ficus."

Monday, July 1, 2024

F is for Fake Toys & Games

I've been picking these up for about 18 months now, reposted a couple elsewhere, but I thought I'd chuck them all up here for a chuckle, there are a few political memes, but more general humour/satire, and about 50/50 AI-generated against older forms like Photoshop or actual artists arting!
 




These first five are all credited to a Brian Thomas Auker on one of the Faceplant AI groups, he really wants to get'em on tobacco, young! While the top one is a clever joke-within-a-joke!
 
Anti 'Reform' electioneering!

Oh yeah! Overdue I say . . . 

I had a whole load of Trump ones, but I'm not sure where I saved them to, I may have just reposted them straight to my Faceplant feed?

Jesús loves you, unconditionally, but if you don't love him back, he'll torture you in hellfire, until the end of time!

Fisher Price get the most grief in these memes, how have they earned so much opprobrium?

Sunday, March 31, 2024

E is for Easter Funnies with Easter Bunnies

There are a lot of Easter Bunny memes out there, a lot of them are either not that funny, a bit sad, or just mawkishly sentimental, but over the years these three have made me genuinely  chuckle . . .

 
This one has been seen before here, abut 12 years ago, but is a perfect example of everything which is wrong with the Internet, it was originally a low-res copy-of-a-copy of a greeting card from here in the UK, hence 'Arse', yet if you google 'Ester bunny meme' you will find dozens and dozens of examples, Americanised with 'Butt', while many versions have been re-shot, or re-drawn, by people who want the credit for something which was someone else's idea.
 
Another version has a third bunny, missing his face going "Where are you guys?", or similar, yet the original artist is never credited, not even by me, as no one knows, presumably a Clinton's, Birthdays' (or the chain which went bust a few years ago)'s jobbing commercial artist?

I saw this a couple of years ago, and haven't seen it again.

While this also made me chuckle!

And the fact that the originators of this stuff get lost, forgotten or omitted, often on purpose by people wanting to extract a little ownership for themselves is a sad indictment of what's wrong with us, we are losing our humanity, and our altruism, which are (were?) our 'Darwinian' strengths in a world made harder to navigate by a thousand tongues and the [necessary?] evil of economics!

Wednesday, January 31, 2024

E is for 'Egregious' Errors . . . ?

The absolute certainty the Charbens cowboy . . . err . . . wasn't, "My Deadleaf Hairband" (because he owns their souls!) and "Arstornuat" . . . arse-torn-out, hahahahahahaha!  I don't have to add anything, do I?

"How would you like that word, sir?"

"I'd like it with most of the letters in the wrong place and another 'r' please!"

Five posts, he's managed five posts in the whole of January, one attacking me - the grandiose "let's get started" of the . . . err . . . 14th! Yet, he once suggested I should go and do something else? I've heard the Boy Scouts of America collectors are crying out for a hat and scarf dealer!

 
Seen at Sandown Park a couple of years ago,
I left it there!
 
There must be a bloody election coming!

Monday, December 25, 2023

B is for Books We Have Known

Bit of a nostalgia hit here, sorting the stuff to throw forward to 2024, which has joined the queue in 2023 (and 2022), but not been published, nor been thrown back to 2004, or a specific zone (I have a system, it may be chaotic, but it makes sense!), I found a few books worth half a mention . . . 

While I was clearing out the Natural History bookcase, next to the fireplace in the front room over a year ago, I found, behind the larger volumes, a small stack of the childhood Observer books! I actually still have two of mine out, here, an earlier and a later version of 'Flags', and I do also have my own adult collection of them in storage,
 
So I'm looking forward to unifying the three lots (the above have also gone to storage), and perhaps making a single box shelf for them, which while high enough for a leveraging finger, and deep enough, will be much-longer than needed, so I can collect a few more!
 
I'm looking forward to reading this, it's relatively well known, and you won't be surprised to learn it was published in 1930! Some things were quite prescient, some not so, as with all futurism, the timescales of when we (humanity) will achieve what, are greatly exaggerated, in the shortening of time-passed, for more;
 
 
The sweet Boysy-boy investigating! These were four of my late Mother's volumes in the Pleasures and Treasures series of collectables titles, by Weidenfeld & Nicolson, published through the 1960's, some were later republished by Octopus, in the early 1970's. I already had a few, including both versions of Henry Harris's 'Model Soldiers', so I now have 13 plus the Octopus duplicate, and like the Observers, there are more to find.
 


This seems to have been a Christmas present from my late Uncle to Mum, he died in a hooked-up missile incident flying out of what was then HMS Fulmar (ex-RAF Lossiemouth), and she never really got over his death, so this must have been a real treasure for her, especially as it must have been found among his 'things' as the euphemism goes, he died in June of that year?
 
We loved it as kids, without perhaps realising the significance of the note, as Max (quite famous back then, there are other volumes), is a totally textless Everyman, the idiot in all of us, and was very relatable, even to 5/6-year-olds!
 
I don't know quite where the rest of these are, I know we had several, including a space one, I can't remember if it was the solar system, the universe, or something more esoteric like space exploration, but if it turns-up I'll be sure to blog every page, just to get it in the tag list, what do you think readers! And there was a dinosaur one, another on butterflies I think? Several anyway! They may have gone to storage with me not really paying attention, as some books were in boxes already.

From the childhood section I've inherited all these, really nice editions of mostly classics, although some which were 'classics' in the age of Empire, have now fallen from favour, but I will enjoy re-reading them all. Mum read most of them to us as kids, and the Wind In the Willows is a later imprint from the 1970's. The family Bible is on its side above, and I will re-read that too, it's worth being familier with what you're arguing against!

And these are real treasures - four of the 'coloured' fairy books. Beautiful stories, wonderfully told, and the books themselves are tangible treats! The books are 'fairy tales' rather than just 'fairy' tales, although there are a lot of fairies in them! And they were gathered from all-over what was then (the turn of the last century) the whole developed world.