About Me
- Hugh Walter
- No Fixed Abode, Home Counties, United Kingdom
- I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.
Sunday, December 7, 2025
F is for Feelin' Feline!
Tuesday, December 2, 2025
N is for Not Serious!
Thursday, September 4, 2025
I is for Irreverence!
Monday, July 1, 2024
F is for Fake Toys & Games
These first five are all credited to a Brian Thomas Auker on one of the Faceplant AI groups, he really wants to get'em on tobacco, young! While the top one is a clever joke-within-a-joke!
Jesús loves you, unconditionally, but if you don't love him back, he'll torture you in hellfire, until the end of time!
Sunday, March 31, 2024
E is for Easter Funnies with Easter Bunnies
There are a lot of Easter Bunny memes out there, a lot of them are either not that funny, a bit sad, or just mawkishly sentimental, but over the years these three have made me genuinely chuckle . . .
Wednesday, January 31, 2024
E is for 'Egregious' Errors . . . ?
The absolute certainty the Charbens cowboy . . . err . . . wasn't, "My Deadleaf Hairband" (because he owns their souls!) and "Arstornuat" . . . arse-torn-out, hahahahahahaha! I don't have to add anything, do I?
"How would you like that word, sir?"
"I'd like it with most of the letters in the wrong place and another 'r' please!"
Five posts, he's managed five posts in the whole of January, one attacking me - the grandiose "let's get started" of the . . . err . . . 14th! Yet, he once suggested I should go and do something else? I've heard the Boy Scouts of America collectors are crying out for a hat and scarf dealer!



































