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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.
Showing posts with label Why did I even post this!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Why did I even post this!. Show all posts

Sunday, April 28, 2024

I is for Instant Gratification!

Probably the only time we will ever visit these, because the company has gone, the US parent also seems to have gone, the products are still out there in number, now China imports, and they are very definitely infant-fodder, indeed, the delay in getting them into Europe was the possibility of infants using them AS fodder and choking on a circus performer . . . Well, you would, wouldn't you, especially a whole one!

Originally the US company Instant Products line, at one time called Magic Grow, these were introduced to the UK and Europe at the London Toy Fair back in 2001, which I attended as One Inch Warrior magazine's 'roving reporter' (I think there were three of us, but I was specifically tasked with keeping my eye out for the small scale stuff), by a CCL, who seem to have been a phantom-brand for Europa Consultants UK?
 
Modern generic Chinese ones

The trick with them was they came in a gelatine capsule, like those bead-drugs, which was designed to melt in water, at which point the contents burst open with a florish and revealed very, very small, novelty bath sponges, about the right size for Action man to lather himself up!
 
My original five, as used in the subsequent show report, of little use to toy-soldier or model figure collectors, but nevertheless, if someone give you a freebie you owe them the courtesy of a mention, and thanks to Darnel Penrose (whom I hope went on to better things, with a better-lasting company!) for supplying the samples all those years ago!
 
An old evilBay image, you can see robots, a monster or two, a ghost and skeleton and teddy bear, among the more usual animals, dinosaurs and sea-life. I thought the over printed ones were interesting, I have memories of full sized novelty sponges over-printed with designs or slogans which would leave you with little bits of black or white print stuck to your skin after the bath, and which - as designs - only lasted a few bath times on the sponge!
 
And while the choking was a very real concern this side of the pond, resulting in packaging which was designed to be fully immersed without being opened, they were clearly slow to take off, and have now been totally replaced with this Chinese stuff, probably from the same factory/ies supplying the originals?

Sunday, December 17, 2023

C is for Crackers, Nuts, Not Quite Sane!

A late entry for this years Nutcracker posts, these came winging their way here, from New York, the other day with a message from Brian that he was wondering how people could put this stuff in their houses . . . and it had to be said, that apart from the final image which is the traditional wooden type we've got  into the habit of posting here at this time of year, the other four are plastic shite, and couldn't crack a walnut, let alone a brazil or almond! And the first three are even worse - gold-chromed, plastic shite . . . 
 


. . . who indeed? Who would put this shite in their house? Well, I suspect footballers wives might? Golfers or working-men's club comedians who have retired to Dubai might? The wife of the previous President of the United States of America, might! But sane people, who paid attention in class, who learned about 'class', taste and decency . . . ? Nasty, nasty plastic shite!

Marginally improved by a traditional decor, but, we are destroying a Planet, our Planet, without another Planet to go to, so this shite can be put on a shelf, let alone taken home!
 
There is a madness to it, to stop it we have to take a long, hard look at our souls, we have to re-configure the way we live, in a million ways, and to do that we have to dismantle capitalism, and to do that we have to defenestrate the capitalists & big business, and to do that we have to disempower the powerful, and to do that we have to destroy (or rewrite by force) democracy, which the powerful and the capitalists seem to have a head-start on doing anyway! And not for the better? Sorry, to bring such a downer to the Blog at Christmas and all, but . . . this IS the time for reflection, and none of it bodes well for the future.

This is what we like, nice Bavarian, wooden, craft work, they would look lovely either side of the porch, or an unused fireplace, and might crack a nut! It's all nuts! And that green???? Thanks, Brian . . . I think!

Tuesday, August 15, 2023

D is for Double-Deckers! 1 - Blue Box

Not the best images I'm afraid, so I'll chuck them up here with a few nots and post something else later tonight or close-after midnight, so this can begin its slide down the page, with slight embarrassment at its paucity!

Yeah! Bright sunlight! Great!
 
Useful information for some!
 
Welp! It's better than the shot I took! This is a 'large scale' set, as far as the figures go, and there's still no room for 'that' artillery piece!

Tuesday, August 3, 2021

RTM is for Really Tat Miniatures

This is so bad I'm posting it now so I can hopefully bury it with something better tomorrow morning! This is not even from the 'We buy this so you don't have to' department, as A) it must be vintage now, it's 12-years if not 20 in some kind of storage/hidden from everyday view and B) I really can't remember how or why it came into the collection, but it's here and I do say [hopefully] from time-to-time "Everything will appear here in the end", so it has to have a place!

806; Battery Operated; Force Chariot; Military Train; New Playset; Rack Toy Month; Rack Toys; Railway Models; Railway Set; Rocket Launcher; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Special Force's Train; Tank Toy; Toy Helicopter; Track Train Play Set; War-211B Command;
Totally generic, the sort of thing you find in large open-air markets from dodgy stall-holder geezers who say they'll be here again next week and are never seen again and who purchase their stock from equally dodgy wholesale geezers in old railway arches!

806; Battery Operated; Force Chariot; Military Train; New Playset; Rack Toy Month; Rack Toys; Railway Models; Railway Set; Rocket Launcher; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Special Force's Train; Tank Toy; Toy Helicopter; Track Train Play Set; War-211B Command;
It doesn't get any better when you get it out of the box and set it up! But . . . it IS a military train and you don't see them every day huh? AND . . . It doesn't get any worse when you get it out of the box and set it up! From the technicolour track I'm guessing a civilian version of the set exists - batteries are long dead!

806; Battery Operated; Force Chariot; Military Train; New Playset; Rack Toy Month; Rack Toys; Railway Models; Railway Set; Rocket Launcher; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Special Force's Train; Tank Toy; Toy Helicopter; Track Train Play Set; War-211B Command;
As I got this image up just now to work the blurb I had a de ja vue that someone will send me similar shots of their better one (more accessories?) bought recently! Weird? No - I'm not telling you who, 'cos if it happens that will be too spooky!

All three loads are screwed to the flat-cars (Force Chariots!) and gauge is best described as O-to-G! If you're five and it's a wet weekend this might be fun . . . with some dinosaurs, Kinder Egg superheroes and a pencil-top Panda Bear!

Saturday, April 25, 2020

P is for Plastic Power . . . ♪♫ I Gotta' I Gotta' I Gotta' Jigga' Jig-Jig . . . Yeah! ♪♪

There are moments when you struggle to believe you've done something, and at Sandown Park the other day week month one of those moments overtook my ability to escape them and I bought a twelve-inch doll in order to add a one-inch doll to the collection!

A crime; a sin; a monumental act of stupidity I have still to fall-for a possible four-more times! Still, it's a while since we added a Galoob to the tag list, and getting the Spice Girls into the metadata won't hurt traffic!

Baby Spice; Cool Britannia; Debut Album Spice; Emma Bunton; English Pop Group; Galoob Doll; Galoob Figure; Galoob Spice Girl; Geri Halliwell; Ginger Spice; Girl band; Girl Power; Mel B; Mel C; Melanie Brown; Melanie Chisholm; Posh Spice; Scary Spice; Simon Fuller; Spice Girls; Spice World; Spiceworld; Sporty Spice; Top of the Pops; Union Jack Dress; Victoria Adams; Victoria Beckham; Victoria Caroline Adams; Virgin Records; Wannabe; Youth Culture;
Probably my favourite spice-girl (if I have one?), Posh was a haughty, humorless, thin-lipped tart, Baby was . . . well; a baby! Scary wasn't and Ginger was a bit OTT, but little Mel C was just a spunky Liverpudlian with a bit of attitude and 'up fer'it, jahnowhatahmeeen yer scally!'

Years ago, we had half a pallet of these to shift at the on-line auction house I worked for and they were bloody hard work, with a 99p start-price 'business-model' at the firm, we let a lot go for 99p, even whole sets of five, some people got mega-bargains!

I nearly got my mate JB to bid on a lot for me at the time, but I couldn't bring myself to subject him to the ignominy of taking delivery of-, or providing house-room for- five Spice Girl dolls! I did get him to bid successfully on the Star Wars stuff we were selling at the same time!

I daren't check what they go for now, but suffice to say I paid too much for it, I won't be telling you what that was, and you can be assured that everything bar the little figure was dropped into the Blue Cross animal-charity shop last Monday [last, last, last, last, last, last, last Monday now]! Sometimes you have to cut your losses and run, to save face; not with your mates, but with the chap in the mirror!

Baby Spice; Cool Britannia; Debut Album Spice; Emma Bunton; English Pop Group; Galoob Doll; Galoob Figure; Galoob Spice Girl; Geri Halliwell; Ginger Spice; Girl band; Girl Power; Mel B; Mel C; Melanie Brown; Melanie Chisholm; Posh Spice; Scary Spice; Simon Fuller; Spice Girls; Spice World; Spiceworld; Sporty Spice; Top of the Pops; Union Jack Dress; Victoria Adams; Victoria Beckham; Victoria Caroline Adams; Virgin Records; Wannabe; Youth Culture;
The little figure, however, is in the collection for keeps, I've been waiting for them to turn-up in mixed lots since I first became aware of them, and that was so long ago I gave up waiting and bought a whole caboodle a fortnight ago, just to get one!

Marked with a number and based to match the later combat infantry and Star Wars Micro Machines, the Galoob DNA is clear and as a standalone figure, just a young civilian woman; suitable for O-gauge railways! I wonder if that's where they all are; waiting for trains!

Baby Spice; Cool Britannia; Debut Album Spice; Emma Bunton; English Pop Group; Galoob Doll; Galoob Figure; Galoob Spice Girl; Geri Halliwell; Ginger Spice; Girl band; Girl Power; Mel B; Mel C; Melanie Brown; Melanie Chisholm; Posh Spice; Scary Spice; Simon Fuller; Spice Girls; Spice World; Spiceworld; Sporty Spice; Top of the Pops; Union Jack Dress; Victoria Adams; Victoria Beckham; Victoria Caroline Adams; Virgin Records; Wannabe; Youth Culture;
By now you've worked-out that each of the Spice Girl dolls comes with its own doll, the packing of which mirrors the packing of the larger dolls box, I still have four to locate and that's it . . . a bit horrid, but it had to happen - Toys is toys . . . all of them!

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

News, Views Etc . . . Toy Fair 2020! (Timely Manner!)

I'm not there 'till tomorrow, and will post my reports as a low-priority and as I see fit, but already the feedback cometh forth like a veritable cornucopia of up-to-the-minute news, views and PR-blurb for those who can't wait a few day, weeks or even months for stuff which will be on shelves for the next year or two!

"Today was the very first day of Toy Fair 2020! We’re sorry you couldn’t be with us today, as we rung in a whole new decade for Toy Fair. Here’s everything you missed…

Toys, toys, and even more toys! Thousands of toys made their debut at Toy Fair 2020, with more than 260 exhibiting companies out on the show floor. Hundreds of journalists from newspapers, broadcasters, and radio flocked to Toy Fair to get hands-on with the launches and meet the people behind them. We were delighted to host the likes of BBC News, The Sun, The Guardian, Daily Mirror, Associated Press, BBC 5 Live, and more.
This morning, the BTHA opened the show with an overview of industry performance going into the new year. Andrew Laughton, BTHA chairman, Frederique Tutt, analyst from The NPD Group and Nick Richardson, CEO of Kids Insights, joined a special panel on Toy Fair TV to discuss these important figures.
This morning, the BTHA also announced the winners of Toy Fair’s Hero Toys. These 25 toys, selected by a panel of independent retailers and industry experts, showcase the most innovative and exciting launches at Toy Fair 2020. Featuring entries from Character Options, Hasbro and Spin Master, the toys are on display outside the press office and are the ideal place to start any visit to Toy Fair. We also had visits from TV personalities Nadiya Hussain and Steven Mulhern who was launching his new game.
There’s just too much to talk about – and there’s even more to come! Tomorrow, Toy Fair will be buzzing with our very first Influencer Day. With more and more influencers and content creators attending the show, our new Influencer Day is a one-stop shop to get hands-on with our exhibitors’ creations. With many influential toy bloggers and YouTubers signed up to attend, it’s set to be a corker!
We’ll have all the latest and greatest toys on the show floor, as well as exclusive offers from exhibitors such as Coiledspring Games, Gibsons, Zimpli Kids, Wildcard Games plus lots more. Doors open tomorrow at 9am, and close at 6pm.
Don’t miss out – we’ll see you there!
For a full recap of the first day of Toy Fair 2020, click here."

There's even some youtube! Fancy TJF 'dragging it out' 'till . . . later?!

Better-off sticking with Small Scale World! Is that timely-manner enough for you TJF?!

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

F is for Faceplant!

Faceplant is down, all over the world, for more than a few minutes OMG WTF FFS!

People everywhere might have to rediscover the art of having a 'normal life' this afternoon!

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

S is for Shite!

The Matchbox 'Heroic Rescue' vehicle Attack Track . . . 'cos you can heroically rescue loads of things with a tactical battlefield missile, loads of souls can be rescued by Beelzebub for a start!

It has the front-end/cab of a Soviet/Russian wheeled carrier, the tracks of a construction vehicle and a missile previously used by a Dong, as a nose! Jack Odell and the Smiths must be spinning in their graves . . . it's NOT Matchbox, it's Hong Kong shite! Poundland, one pound, now.

Saturday, July 30, 2016

C is for Champion

Remember . . . I buy them so you don't have to! 99p in the 99p Stores, been in edit for so long the company has disappeared! So you wouldn't be buying them anyway; Doh!

 
Shite . . .even the sweets were gacky-kak!