About Me
- Hugh Walter
- No Fixed Abode, Home Counties, United Kingdom
- I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.
Tuesday, December 2, 2025
N is for Not Serious!
Thursday, October 2, 2025
R is for Rhetoric, Rumination and Rant - The Rancid Rodent in the White House!
I'm OK at toys, seem to have a lot of success logically arguing Zionists into silence, and can have a good debate on the Environment, however, while I have had the odd stab at Politics in the past, and will do again, I'm sure; I started collecting these (below quotes) a while ago (soon after the inauguration), initially, in order to quote from them, but then decided that between them, they seem to say it all, better than I could!
All four pieces have 'gone viral', as the phrase is, these days, the first one twice, six years apart, and I think I reposted it on Faceplant, both times, as it succinctly sums-up the average Brit's incredulity, that Trump gets away with it, time and time again!
Not that he doesn't have his fans over here, but they are our 'rednecks', the fat, balding, tattooed, middle-aged, uneducated, benefit recipient lurches and dollops, the Morlocks and Yahoo's not only left behind by Capitalism, but too stupid to see it's the fault of people like Trump!
I love the second piece, because it's written by an American, and a religious, probably Republican American, and the very type you might have expected to vote for Trump, that he is so scathing, leads us all to hope America can still save itself - the brouhaha this week over the Federal lockdown has been amusing, as the Rep's did it every time a Democrat was in the Oval Office (which now looks like a Tart's Boudoir), and now they're having a hissy-fit!
I don't know who wrote the third piece, so I've credited the site's Admin', but they seem to 'get it', most Americans think we pay the tariffs on our stuff, no, they pay, it's a tax on them! The reason most countries haven't reciprocated, or have only reciprocated to a lesser percentage, or on targeted goods, is because we don't want to do the same damage to our economy, Trump's doing to his, but we do need to show we are willing to stand up to the turd of a man.
The fourth text, is a transcription of a recent speech, by someone who's better qualified, in more fields, than the entire Trump family, and points at a few possible futures, so is well worth a read. I don't think a Nobel Peace Prize for Trump is anywhere in that future, but war-crime trials for all sorts of people are being muted, just for the genocide in Gaza, before you get on to the Piracy on the High Seas, we're seeing again tonight - comes to something when the leaders of Columbia and Italy call out the Israelis!
And, to me, that's the real problem, Palestine and Ukraine are queering the pitch, for any group or individual nation trying to deal with Trumps fantastical nonsense, Russia and China hover in the background re-muddying any water before it can clear, and the planet is literally dying, while all these fuckers try to start World War three, in such a way as to blame each other! . . . Exactly what happened in 1914.
If I were to express one opinion, before the masters' speak, it's this - You know how Musk became de facto Prime Minister, without being elected, destroyed the Civil Service of the USA and left before Congress, or the House of Representatives, got their joint-acts' together? You know how he and Trump then fell out, big time, slagging each other off like two idiot schoolboys in the playground? You know how Trump then answered his base's calls for Musk to be deported to South Africa, with a hint at just that? And you know how it then all went very quiet, until they met and shook hands at that fascist's funeral the other day?
I think Musk has counter-threatened Trump - 'You send me back to SA, and I'll destroy the American economy'. And he can, not just because of his personal wealth, but because if he shut down Tesla, X, and SpaceX on the same day, sacked everybody and took the money, the Wall Street stock-markets would implode, like the World Trade Centre.
So, they're 'friends' again - TACO!
And, to those readers this side of The Pond who were surprised by B.Liar's involvement in the dodgy, genocidal 'peace treaty', which the Palestinians haven't even been consulted on, understand that Kier Starmer's wife is a pro-Israel Jew, and Richi Sunack's wife has shares in the same development companies, the dreadful (but brightest of that bunch) Gerard Kutchner has . . . thay ALL want a slice of the Palestinian offshore gas, they ALL want the Palestinian Land.
No doubt, the reason the BBC has given more coverage to one fascist march, than the scores of larger pro-Palestinian ones is because they are deep in it! Their section-chief in the Middle East is an ex-CIA friend of Mossad! Lyse Doucet -who should be in the thick of it - was sent off to write a whimsical history of an Afghan hotel, so she couldn't be asked about Genocide or Piracy! And then it was serialised on the BBC, to help sales!
Orla Guerin, Jeremy Bowen and Lyse, have failed in their first duty as Journalists - to tell the truth. With what little we do get from them, so painfully 'neutral' as to be biased in favour of Tel Aviv! While IDF soldiers happily post their war-crimes on TikTok, despite their having being told twice, by their OWN generals, not to!
But . . . I must stop; in my anger, I'm changing the subject - they teach you not to do that on a creative writing course, I bet! Read and enjoy . . . or weep; Thoughtful comments welcome, anti-rants will be deleated, if you don't dissagree with what's going on globally at the moment, there's something wrong with your moral compass.
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Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?
"A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.
Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.
Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.
There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.
And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.
So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:
• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.
• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.
This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.
God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.
And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?’ If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”
"There was this one guy who started a trade war that killed 300,000 American jobs in his first two years. Then he signed a tax bill that flatlined the stock market and forced the Fed to start lowering interest rates to try to prevent a recession. Then he said a global pandemic was a liberal hoax to kill the economy he spent three years destroying and he set records for the six worst point drops in the history of the Dow, most new unemployment claims in history, and the largest deficit in history.
He was investigated and found to have welcomed and encouraged election interference by a foreign government and to have obstructed justice to cover his crimes. He got impeached once for abusing his office to try to coerce a foreign leader into helping him smear a political rival. Then he got impeached again for inciting an insurrection to try to stay in power after easily and predictably losing his re-election bid. Then he got indicted for almost 100 felonies after leaving office.
I forget his name. Draft dodger. Admitted sex offender. Painted himself orange and wore a dead rodent on his head. Wore elevator shoes. Misspelled three letter words on a smartphone. Kept filing bankruptcy. Called himself a winner. Dump? Rump? Plump? Chump? Something like that.
[Edit: I’ve never done this before, but this post was like catnip for morons and the most brainwashed fascists I’ve seen all flocked to the comment section to bleat their alt-right propaganda. So I’m disabling comments on this. I’ve also deleted some of the worst garbage that was posted. Wow. These people really need therapy.]"
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It will be difficult – if not impossible – to repair this damage anytime soon. Trump will no longer be president, but he will remain influential in the Republican party and the country. While the world was already in growing disarray, and while US influence was already declining, Trump dramatically accelerated both trends. The bottom line is that he is handing off a country and a world in far worse condition than he inherited. That is his distressing legacy."
And now, he's President again! God help us.
Friday, May 10, 2024
A is for And This is Why Putin Can Go Fuck Himself . . .
. . . up his perverted little hole, preferably after shoving some Bwreakshiteers and Neocons up there first.
We're better than we think we are, we're better than we know we are, but we need to make more effort, every day, especially in England.Wednesday, January 31, 2024
E is for 'Egregious' Errors . . . ?
The absolute certainty the Charbens cowboy . . . err . . . wasn't, "My Deadleaf Hairband" (because he owns their souls!) and "Arstornuat" . . . arse-torn-out, hahahahahahaha! I don't have to add anything, do I?
"How would you like that word, sir?"
"I'd like it with most of the letters in the wrong place and another 'r' please!"
Five posts, he's managed five posts in the whole of January, one attacking me - the grandiose "let's get started" of the . . . err . . . 14th! Yet, he once suggested I should go and do something else? I've heard the Boy Scouts of America collectors are crying out for a hat and scarf dealer!
Thursday, January 25, 2024
W is for We Never Learn From History.
Guy Venables in The Metro . . .
Beyond the jokes is the realisation that everything which has happened since Thatcher/Ragan (1979/80) has taken us back to where we were in 1939/40, the Right on the rise everywhere, nations ignoring international or pan-national treaties to vie for power and influence, a fascist state (Israel) exterminating a populace (the Palestinians) they have passed dozens of discriminatory laws (72 I believe) against, while the populations' recovering from a decade of austerity following the failure of the money markets, are going to be expected to fight and die in a probably global war, to keep the 'Rich & Powerful' wealthy and in power. While the League of . . . sorry, 'United' Nations becomes an irrelevance, and international courts are ignored by the people who set them up.Sunday, September 18, 2022
H is for Hey Russians! This one's for you . . .
It's already started, the Russian pop-singer Alla Pugacheva has spoken out against the war in Ukraine and the “...death of our boys for illusory goals” and further called on the Russian authorities to declare her a "...foreign agent", in solidarity with her anti-war husband Maxim Galkin; already condemned by Putin's regime.
Don't be the last one off the plank, they will be the first to go to jail.
Thursday, August 25, 2022
Thought for the Day - Slava Ukraine!
One of the things which has annoyed me in recent months is the way some people; both overly well meaning but nonetheless; thoughtless idiots, crippled by Political Correctness on the Left and argumentative, ignorant trolls, crippled by their own stupidity on the Right, have taken to saying of the coverage of the illegal invasion of Ukraine by Russia, and / or of the way we - in the West - have responded with aid or by taking refugees, with a line that goes something like this;
"What about Syria/Afghanistan/Yemen/Congo . . . you didn't / don't treat them like this?"
Well. here's the thing . . . The Afghanistan's, Iraq's, Iran's, Tunisia's, Yemen's, Mali's, Sudan's, Rwanda's and Burma's of this World are (and often have been for some time/centuries) first and foremost squalid little spats between squalid little local chiefs, warlords, priests or witch-doctors, criminals, self-appointed 'strong men, or just those with the guns or the keys to the Treasury, all these other wars, conflicts or revolutions are the same hated track of humanity's B-side, playing over-and-over and depressingly getting us nowhere.
But, all of human history is about the slow and steady rise of liberal, tolerant, secular democracy, and while no one sensible would claim it's been easy, no one sensible would claim we are there yet - indeed we are in the middle of one of the periodical 'Right Wing backlashes' which make the rise of right-thinking so slow - and no one sensible would claim it'll ever be a 'done deal', not with capitalists fighting against it every step of the way, nevertheless, it has brought us - recently - over half a century of relative peace and prosperity at home; in Europe, North America and Australasia.
However, in Ukraine, the Orks of Mordor have come out of the backward-thinking, backward-looking back-woods of the East to attack civilisation and try to tear-down the very tenets of democracy which the civilised world hold uppermost, with brutality, ignorance, lies, fake news, torture, execution, rape, murder, looting and other human rights abuses not seen since Hitler's Orks swept across the same lands.
So god-damned right we're going to support Kyiv, we're going to help the Ukrainians, we're going to send money, arms and blankets and we're going to make a fuss.
Thursday, July 7, 2022
A is for Another Petition . . .
I think actually it's my third! The first was silly and came to nothing, my second had a few thousand signings before I told everyone to go to a duplicate which was a day or two older and much bigger, but I've checked and there's nothing like this up, so hopefully it might gain some traction.
Listening to Boris in his committee hearing this afternoon, it became clear he's as nuts as Trump, something I've hinted at before, and while all petitions are political in one way or another, I've tried keeping this one as neutral as I can, calling only for a coalition government to be formed - by the powers that be - without actually knowing if they can; within the rules, which are vague, given our lack of a formal written constitution.
Now, I need five signatures for Change.org to publish the 'public' version, so if any of you are wondering WTF's going on, chuck a signature on the link below . . . please!
I can't see a leader in the pack of self-servative dogs surrounding Boris, nor in Keir who I suspect would struggle to find his way out of a wet paper bag if you gave him a fire axe and a flamethrower, but something needs to 'give'.
And if you think it stands a chance, or is just a good message to sent to the 'Establishment', share it on your feeds too? Cheers.
https://www.change.org/p/form-a-coalition-government
Full text of the petition reads;
"Given the mess we seem to be in;
We the below signed believe the Speaker of the House of Commons, representatives of the House of Lords and the Monarch should find a mechanism to organise and create a Coalition Administration, and request they do so forthwith.
The coalition to sit for five years with the aims of recovering from Brexit and Covid-19, dealing with the on-going matters arising from Russia's illegal invasion of Ukraine, the 'Cost of Living' crisis, emerging Monkey Pox, industrial unrest, the Gig economy and the mess the current administration are creating through apparently corrupt practice, dogmatic intransigence, dishonest obfuscation and fiscal mismanagement.
Suggestions for the interim/temporary leader/holder of the Prime ministerial position, pending a more formal leadership election might include Caroline Lucas (Green Party), Kenneth Clark (Conservative, House of Lords) or Angela Rainer (Labour Party)."
As mentioned above I've started the petition because I can't see a single leader among the dogs sniffing round Boris Johnson, while I don't believe Keir Starmer is even made of leadership material. With both the main parties internally riven with internecine squabbling and the Liberals not fully recovered from their last drubbing, a coalition seems the best hope for what will become a wartime economy if things get much worse, both on the Ukraine front and the global inflation/recession crisis and ongoing food supply problems.



















