H is for Horror of Horrors!

On a trip to an art supply store, our roving reporter in New York found this lurking on a shelf; the scariest Halloween mask ever, it's named DEATH DEALER and dates from 2020, he thought it would make a good face for a Guy, come November the 5th!

 

Clearly dating from the period whence came the pooping Donald key-ring, and bog-brush Donald, which we've seen here passim, and the world will be a better place when all trace of the buffoon has been wiped from it's collective memory, something which may take centuries!

 

Now, I've posted my views of the orange loon before, here, but I'm also vaguely active on Quora, a strange website, half useful answers to serious questions, half completely rabid garbage, which makes the discourse on Faceplant or Ex-Twitts  look sane, and I have slowly been honing and tweaking my summery of the current President, in answer to the various MAGAts and Anglophobes who pop-up there with their trolling questions, such as this recent one from someone calling himself 

'Baktash Swearwords'

, who claims to be autistic and to read a lot of philosophy!

 

Is President Trump seen as a hero among the British people as President Churchill was?

 

To which this was my answer, and it remains my current firmly held belief;

"No.

"When a clown moves into the White House, he doesn't become Presidential. The White House becomes a circus."

Trump is no Churchill, Roosevelt, or Truman, he isn’t even a Clinton or Obama. He's a cunt. The draft-dodging felon is the worst US President of all time (a field with several contenders already), and he is the least statesmanlike leader of the ‘Free West’ ever. He is uneducated and suffers from significant intellectual limitations; he lacks wisdom, is ‘unread', incurious and a dim-witted fool. He is classless, charmless, and uncool. He is an untrustworthy, insincere, inveterate serial-liar, a fraud and fraudulent, so he lacks credibility. He is a sex-pest and sex-offender. He has no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace. He’s an embezzler, a bad-payer, master grifter, a bully and a bore. He appears to be a Moscow shill, and yet is afraid of China, so is also a coward, indeed, 'The' back-pedalling TACO coward. He is rude, abusive, and insults his friends and allies as if they were his enemies, throwing tantrums like a five-year-old. He eats shit; this makes him a fucking fat cunt, and he’s ugly, with his beady eyes, teeny mouth, weeny teeth, and tiny hands, topped-off with that weird pubic-wig, often caught in the wind, praying for its own end. He is a racist bigot, homophobic, misogynistic, pathological, socio-psychopathic and a megalomaniac. Guilty of violating campaign finance laws, he regularly practices perjury, obstruction of justice, contempt of court, bribery, malicious and vexatious litigation and malfeasance. He is a self-absorbed, self-serving, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising, selfish, conceited, malignant narcissist. He's foul-mouthed, and he talks too much yet fails to address the topic/subject/problem, wandering off on unfettered flights of surreal fantasy - out loud, on camera! If he gives you a gift, expect a bill, and a knife in the other hand. Because he IS dangerous, he has disgraced America, sullied its word, turned away its friends, destroyed its standing on the world stage, and damaged trust in its institutions. Fuck Donald J. Trump, the orange-painted Trumplethinskin turd and despicable human being, 'Diaper Don', a panty-shitting, pulsating pustule of a monster in a Trumpanzee meat-suit."

The current decision of the White House to move closer to Putin, is despicable, and it's decision to push Ukraine (and all of Europe, by extension) out into the cold is shocking, and a betrayal of every sacrifice of Americans in World War Two.

And so, it is incumbent on all fair minded, democratic Americans, to count on absolutely nothing and drag their arses to the polling booths on Tuesday, to end this surreal, Kafkaesque madness.