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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.
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Monday, June 17, 2024

T is for Toys in the Media, Part the . . . God Knows!

A trio of Hestair Kiddybrick related adverts from the archive tonight, call it a Lazy Post with a bit of a tangential rant, and realise things will get better here again, shortly!

Advert for Intel, now rapidly being eclipsed by nvidia, they were the market leader for a couple of decades! And an actual Lego tie-in, so presumably the Evil Empire paid some of the marketing campaign fees?
 
One of the few Building Societies to survive the Capitalists' demutualisation frenzy which ruined not just British, but global banking back in the 1990's (made a small number, of mostly white men, very rich!), the YBS are still going, their blocks are artistic renders, I think?
 
A&L demutualised in '97 and finally packed their bags in 2011 (about the same time mine, Halifax, began is slow decline to now, a mere brand of Lloyds!), this might be a GCI image, the bloke and ball probably are artworks, of some kind, but while the blocks are based on Duplo, or Megabloks 'biggies', if it is a photograph (this trio is from the 2000's), they are probably cheap own-brand generics from Toy R Us or Mothercare? Both of whom have also disappeared!
 
It's funny, since around 1979/80, it's been one, long, fire-sale, an absolute bonanza for a few public-school educated money-men and asset strippers, which has left a Chinese car dealership on the old A30 into Hook, which I noticed tonight, a couple of miles from the huge billboard for Ranil Jayawardena (local Tory candidate, who has decided the corporate colours for the Tories round here will be green and purple!), why do we even let this state-subsidised shit into the country?
 
I mean, I like to think I'm a liberal, but I also have a sense of justice and fair play, which some might claim is overdeveloped, I blame the Asperger's, but it leaves me quite intolerant of our Government's tolerance, which boarders on incompetent complacency. And how can fair play or justice be 'overdeveloped', it either is, or it isn't?

Yet these despots; China, Russia, Iran, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, &etc; they just don't play fair, even when they can't stand each-other, they will side together, get a few African kleptocrats and a couple of Central American nutters on-board and cause no end of trouble for the whole world, with a power-bloc that blocks any attempt to make the world a better place.

But the cars will be perfectly reliable, reasonably outfitted, with all the mod-cons and gizmos, and cheap, why would you pay three-times as much for a Volvo in a 'cost-of-living' crisis, created by those same landlord/landowning/speculative hedge-fund bwankers, who will now be importing these cars, using the money they don't seem to pay much tax on!

Saturday, February 10, 2018

News, Views Etc . . . Toys Я'n't Us!

So; everything dies! It's a fact we struggle to remember and keep having to re-learn, whole galaxies crash-into into each other in a primordial slow-motion, yet whilst also travelling millions of miles an hour, spawning new star systems like caterpillars soup themselves into butterflies.

Continents come and go, volcanoes once a mile high are worn flat to the landscape by wind and rain, and indeed, given the examples above; the bigger things are, the more overdue death is, and spectacular the end might be! The Toysaurus has got very big, and death seems inevitable.

But what was looking like it might be a spectacular collapse a few months ago, seems to be turning into the damp-squib of a long, slow, draw-out, death rattle.

This article deals with the UK situation and compares it to the US end, I believe there are - as yet - no problems announced in Australia, although they were running losses of Au$400m+ a few years ago, so probably looking unhealthy in the long-term, and I don't know and haven't looked up what's happening elsewhere (Europe-Asia), although if the US and UK ends fail completely, the others may find themselves the possessors of independent and no longer related Toys Я Us branding/store-chains?

I'm sure you've all followed the strands of this particular piece of News, Views...; it's been hard to avoid it, but I thought I'd bring all the threads together here, for those who haven't followed it closely, but who are more than vaguely interested!

Toys Я Us (or Toys "Я" Us as they were for the longest time) started life innocently enough as a store selling children's furniture; Children's Supermarket, founded by a Charles Lazarus but as is often the way (you often see it with stores that start by selling pram's and push-chairs), they took on toys as a side-line - because you had the parents and kids in one place - it would be daft not to exploit the situation. So-far-so-good!

However, as more and more space was given over to toys, and the sales of toys became more and more important, the Toys Я Us branding (hereafter; 'Toysaurus') was adopted (in 1957), and expansion was rapid, attracting the attention of a corporate giant; Interstate Department Stores, who were part of the move to large out-of-town retail spaces, alien to us Brits in the 1950's. They also owned White Front, Topps and Children's Bargain Town USA - which was rapidly integrated with the Toysaurus. The rest - as they say - is history!

They came to the UK in the mid-1980's - which is what I thought, when some people were reporting it to be later the other month, I remember the store in Woking was one of the first to open, and it was long before I left the Army! - opening five stores in 1985.

But the trouble was, a good idea - everything under one roof, infants, kids, teens, prams, bicycles, play equipment, pocket-money novelties - left no room for competition, there's a name for it; Category Killer, it's a vicious term for a vicious form of retail.

For instance - within ten years of the Woking branch opening all bar one or two (Games-bloody-Workshop) of all the toy, novelty, gift, modelling and model-railway shops in the ten, twenty, thirty . . . nearest towns and larger villages had shut! And that's not Google search results; I can name half of them! Tangly Model Workshop in nearby Guildford for instance, a fantastic store, long gone!

But, nemesis follows hubris like the plague, and in recent years, the Internet and Amazon on the one hand and (in the US) Target and Walmart on the other have eaten into the Toysaurus's top-line, bottom-line and fat-middle line, like cancers, eating it away, and it all came to a head, as far as media headlines go, back in the autumn, although we have covered some of the preliminary stuff here in the odd 'News, Views . . .' going further back.

Figures release in late December revealed the US Toysaurus lost $623m (£466.5m) in the quarter to the end of October, against losses of 'only' $156m for the same period last year! But they have been struggling for years (the Wikipedia page has the bulk of the USwoes) and lost 'first place toy seller' to Walmart in 1998! Annual profits have halved since 2009.

The first inkling of trouble was the US parent filing for 'Chapter 11' in September, which is a bit like when the 'administrators are appointed' here, except that with Chapter 11 the company keeps control of itself, and the creditors - instead of getting some money - have to form an orderly queue in the waiting room!

As reported here in the autumn, it was stated that the non-US stores wouldn't be affected . . . and so they immediately were, one) because elements in the supply-chain got cold feet, and two) because the pressures on the UK stores are exactly the same.

Steve Knights, managing director of the Toysaurus in the UK first saying back in September that it would be "Business as usual" with no job losses then announcing closures in December with; "All of our stores across the UK will remain open for business as normal until spring 2018. Customers can continue to shop online and there will be no changes to our returns policies or gift cards across this period." Well, I don't know when his spring starts, but stores are already closing!

No sooner had the supply chain be reassured than the pension's regulator began sniffing around; as with Carillion and now Crapita,(as Private Eye have been calling them for 30-odd years, no wool over their 'eye') these companies use the pensions pot (the workers own deferred earnings) as a private piggy-bank, which they are allowed to do by regulators set up by Thatcherite-Raganomic governments . . or governance!

If you're not Orwell, Kafka or a dozen others who tried to warn us - you can't make it up! And the Brwreaksit-friendly Trump & May Show is more of the same!

We now enter the realm of acronyms, a sure sign that the people who rule over us are up to no good!

The creditors [wanting their pound of dodgy flesh] got together with the company [who raided the pension] and the pension regulator [who'd sat and watched, doing nothing for years] to agree with the Pension Protection Fund (PPF) to 'find' (under an old mattress?) £9.8million squids, to shore-up the pension.

However, as part of that deal, 26 of the UK's 105 stores would have to close (approximately a 5th of the stores), which will cost around 800 jobs among a workforce of 3,200, approximately a 4th or a quarter of those employed by the Toysaurus!

The US end hasn't decided but will probably be losing at least a 6th, probably nearer a 5th of its stores, with similar job-losses; they won't be 'coming back to America' Mr. President? Closures have already begun, both in the US, and - despite no real sign of Spring - here.

This all adds-up - in the UK - to a Company Voluntary Agreement or CVA, even closer to the US's Chapter 11, but only requires the Toysaurus to find £3.9m this year, the other six-million coming in 2019-2020, assuming they are still around to honour such pledges!

But there's more, there's always fucking more with all these multi-millionaire, 3-yacht-owning, island-buying, helicopter-flying, semi-fascist, money-grubbing fuckers, while Interstate Department Stores are still technically at the helm, following the first 1999 panic, no; the second (2005 - not covered here), they took the company off the public-markets and it was privatised.

A 'leveraged' buyout (it even sounds evil) was arranged with three now 'owners'; Bain Capital, Kohlberg Kravis Roberts, and Vornado Realty Trust (they all manage to sound evil too!), a deal 'smoothed' by Credit Suisse; much heard-of in the media since the 2007/8 global crash - not much of it good. The deal was that they (the three private-equity numpties) would shovel money into the Toysaurus ($6.4bn, most of it borrowed) until they could either float it on the markets again, or find another way out.

But the crash happened - as they do every few years (next one's overdue, and we haven't recovered from the last one), a planned floatation failed (in 2010) - and so they (the serial gamblers) were left this autumn with no more willing lenders, no pension pot and lots, and lots and LOTS of debt, on top of a business model which never envisioned the Internet; they had to find a billion (with a B) dollars by the Christmas just gone.

It's not rocket science! They've been spending $250m PER YEAR servicing debt, $5bn of it! While the taxpayer was bailing-out banks in Europe and the motor-trade in the US, and quantitative-easing was making rich-people even richer, the owners of the Toysaurus were robbing Peter Pension to pay Ivan Interest.

The provisional list of stores closing in the UK (the US arm is looking at 100-200 stores, with totals given so far; 150, 180?) was as follows:
  • Aberdeen
  • Basingstoke
  • Belfast, Newtownabbey
  • Birmingham, St Andrews
  • Bolton
  • Bradford
  • Bristol, Brislington
  • Cambridge
  • Cardiff
  • Derry City / Londonderry
  • Doncaster
  • East Kilbride
  • Exeter
  • Hayes
  • Kirkcaldy
  • Leicester
  • Livingston
  • Manchester, Central Retail Park
  • Old Kent Road (London)
  • Plymouth
  • Scunthorpe
  • Shrewsbury
  • Tamworth
  • Tunbridge Wells
  • Watford
  • York
In addition to stores earmarked, and stores currently running up to 30%-off everything closing-down sales (Brislington), a 'pop-up' store in Peterborough has already closed (another 15 jobs lost), which is more bad news, as it not only takes the amorphous list to 27, but part of their rescue plan involves small stores!

Which is the bit that would really piss me off; the irony that having destroyed the old system of toy sales, swallowed all the little guys and produced the 'big five' model (Hasbro, Mattel, Tomy-Takara, Lego and Hornby Hobbies, three of whom [underlined] are also having problems now) which gives us such a bland landscape of same-old-same-old licensed crap, are they now going to go head-to-head with the few, struggling, independent survivors and smaller high-street chains like The Entertainer?

But even that small-store plan (announced with all the other part-conflicting announcements back in the autumn) seems like pie-in the sky, as the US parent/s (?) having previously assured everyone the non US/Canada arms would be unaffected are now looking for a buyer for the - now obviously struggling - UK arm.

This news (1st February) has put all the stores back on a long list, made a mockery of the [provisional] short-list and worried the 2,400 staff who had stopped worrying! Poor sales over Christmas (I went to the Woking store about three days before Christmas and it was dead) meaning all 'plans' are now awry!

The Toysuarus is dying, we can all see it's dying, we just don't know when that last heartbeat will flutter, the last breath be heard.

Who's next?

Monday, October 9, 2017

News, Views Etc . . . Toys in Advertising

Just a quick one; as I subjected you to nature this morning! Looking at a few cases of toys or toy-imagery used in commercial advertising to give the potential consumer (read; victim) either a warm comfy feeling or a twinge of nostalgia! My Brother who's a sort of accidental philosopher (and won't thank me for mentioning him here) stated with the logic of his age when he was about six "If you need to advertise it; it can't be that good?", to which I would add - with the cynicism of my age; if you need to use the warm glow of toys to sell it, it must be shite, which is probably why two of these involve finance!

NatWest have emptied the toy-box in their latest campaign!

This one is using a dinosaur given away on the front of a kid's comic/magazine about a year ago . . . I guess the add-agency just sent a runner to the corner-shop for their 'prop'!

Helping illustrate an article on savings in the Metro on 20th September is this family of piggy-wiggies!

Not a toy per se, but we do see the odd superhero here on the Blog and they do pertain to childhood/youth-culture, so worth a punt. Although I'm not sure Shopper Hero will save Andover from the number of empty-units in its precinct; matched only by the number of empty units in Newbury, Basingrad, Farnborough, Fleet, Camberley, Bracknell, Aldershot . . . and anywhere else I've shopped in the last few years!

Bracknell have just renamed their 'mall', Camberley has announced the third, forth? - I've lost count - facelift in recent years of its main shopping-centre, Aldershot has announced a rescue package, Basingrad is busy giving it’s a major facelift and Fleet managed to repaint the kick-boards at the bottom of the four columns, matt black, the other day!

None of which activity, mostly involving at least some local authority funds (taxpayer's money) will save any of these various high streets from the fact that the world's changed - and changed forever.

Friday, January 23, 2009

P is for the Planet's Bankrupt, Great!

Did anyone else catch 'This Week' tonight? They had a piece on the new bank saving package with Will Hutton, it was quite riveting, the size of the problem is almost unbelievable, like giving serious thought to comprehension of the vastness of the universe.

I will try to explain...The 'bad debt' owed (owned) by the UK's banks is greater than the national GDP (Gross Domestic Product), I think we had all got that, but it is 550% bigger! Assuming that banking started to run - from tomorrow - on an even keel, indefinitely, it would take 550 years at today's prices to pay it off.

Or that's how I understand it. Now the HOPE (and it's our politicians and bankers who have their fingers crossed and are doing the hoping!) is that some of the debt will 'come good' [reducing the bill a bit], that the economy will pick up [further reducing the total] AND that earnings will eventually rise again, allowing the government to raise tax and pay off the bill a bit quicker, AND perhaps loose some of the debt by hiding it in future credit booms and, and, and....

Now, that was also the hope when we bailed out the banks in October/November, and the fact that we had to bail them out again this week would suggest to any idiot that it didn't work last time...WELL, there's no guarantee it'll work this time either.

The reason no one can say it will work, or come up with a new plan that might 'work' better, is because while we know roughly how big this hole in our bit of the global economy is, none of the long-snouted money-men or pocket lining politico's who got us in this mess will actually put a value on the debt in pounds-shillings-&-pence. Until they do, we can't buy it in (to the bank of England...the Taxpayer), nor can we nationalise the banks (purchaser being...the Taxpayer), all we can do is keep throwing (Taxpayers) money at it.

We have so far thrown the equivalent of three-and-a-half Trillion quid at 'the (unpriced) problem'. This week the people of Iceland - who's government have been throwing relatively similar amounts at their 'problem', decided to throw rotten fish and yoghurt at the parliament building! But one has to ask what a country with a population smaller than that of Coventry was doing getting into international banking in the first place? likewise the Republic of Ireland, who's government ministers - so far - have escaped an avalanche of rancid Kerry Gold, only a matter of time now the citizens of Iceland have spoken with such erudition!!

The real 'scary thing' is that these conversations, these desperate money drains, these hopes are being held not just in America, Britain, Ireland and Iceland, but in nearly every nation in the developed world, while the second world starts to suffer, as the three-mile long factories they built to produce the mountains of battery-operated plastic shit we bought with that credit, suddenly find we're not buying it any more.

So, Trailer-park Bob has, by failing to pay for his speedboat, bankrupted the entire planet, not that he's bothered, his clinically obese wife has triple cancer and no access to medical aid of any use, nor money for the drugs suggested by the Medicaid people and he's more worried about who's going to feed the five kids! [Yes, I watched Panorama as well!]

The final irony is not that cynics like me predicted this for decades, but rather that it was all invented/paper/electronic/future money based on hopes, gambles and predictions, it had no gold to back it up and really never existed, however, if the city could 'find its nerve' it would all be back there tomorrow, like it had never been not spent on interest free-for-twelve-months, buy-one-and-get-one-free, unsecured handouts.

To find their nerve, the guys in the city need to know the value of the problem to the nearest hundred million, but because they have lost their nerve, they won't give it a value!

Hold on, I think I hear Yossarian Hughs at the door...

No, it was an old man muttering about rubber boats...Can I humbly suggest that as bin-men do a more useful job than bankers even when the economy is doing well, and - as far as I know - haven't lost their nerve, that we start paying bankers £7.50 per hour and give the bin-men a £250,000 bonus in April.

It would also do more to kick-start the economy than throwing future Taxpayers money (Ultimately, however you slice it, the citizenry will pay to maintain the luxury the fat cats currently enjoy) down a bottomless pit, at least the bin-men will spend it on consumer goods rather than a third flat in Knightsbridge.

If you think this is an arrogant rant, consider that I've just shown I know as much about the problem as the retards in the 'Square mile' or their House of Commons School-chums! Because they don't 'know' anything for sure, all they 'think' is; it's probably never been this bad before, whatever it is, EVER!