My question to the AI results page of Google Search;
"History of House Martin games?"
Google's Answer;
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There
are no games made by a company called "House Martin Games." The query
likely refers to Housemarque, a Finnish video game developer acquired by
Sony in 2021
.The history of Housemarque can be summarized by its transition from indie arcade-style games to big-budget "AAA" titles like Returnal, its deep relationship with PlayStation, and its beginnings as a pair of companies started by former demoscene developers.
Origins in the Finnish demoscene
- Early days (1993–1995): The company was formed from the merger of two of Finland's first commercial game developers, Bloodhouse and Terramarque, which were founded in 1993. Both companies were led by veterans of the country's "demoscene" and worked on titles for Amiga and PC.
- Formation of Housemarque (1995): The two companies merged to become Housemarque in July 1995. The studio's early projects included Super Stardust (1996) and The Reap (1997).
- First million-seller (1999): The studio achieved commercial success with Supreme Snowboarding (released in North America as Boarder Zone), a title for PC and Game Boy Color that sold over 1.5 million copies.
PlayStation partnership and the "arcade is dead" era
- Sony collaboration: Beginning in 2007, Housemarque developed a close relationship with Sony Interactive Entertainment, creating a series of well-received downloadable games, most of which were PlayStation exclusives.
- Arcade-style hits: These exclusive titles included:
- Super Stardust HD (2007)
- Dead Nation (2010)
- Resogun (2013), a PlayStation 4 launch title
- Alienation (2016)
- Nex Machina (2017)
- Struggles and a new direction (2017–2020): Despite critical acclaim, these arcade-style games were not commercially successful enough for the studio to remain financially stable. Following the release of Nex Machina, Housemarque announced that it was abandoning the arcade genre to focus on a larger, more ambitious "AAA" project.
Returnal and acquisition by Sony
- Returnal development (2020): After three years in pre-production, Housemarque's new project was revealed as Returnal, a third-person, story-driven roguelike. It was created specifically for the PlayStation 5, allowing the studio to utilize the console's unique features, such as the DualSense controller.
- Critical and commercial success (2021): Returnal launched in April 2021 to glowing reviews and strong sales. It demonstrated the studio's ability to transition from smaller-scale titles to a cinematic "AAA" experience while retaining its signature focus on tight, arcade-inspired gameplay.
- Acquired by Sony (2021): The success of Returnal led Sony to acquire Housemarque in June 2021, making the developer part of PlayStation Studios.
- Future projects (2026): Housemarque announced its next title, Saros, during a February 2025 State of Play event. It is scheduled for release in 2026 and is described as a spiritual successor to Returnal.
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My supplementary;
"Do
you realise how incredibly false and inaccurate your answer is? House
Martin were probably Britain's third largest games issuer at one point
after Waddington's and Spears, and their products are listed all over
eBay and Etsy."
Google's response;
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Thinking...
Kicking off 5 searches
Looking at 45 sites
Getting info from
Shopping

Putting it all together
You
are correct. The previous response was inaccurate and confused two
different companies: the British board game manufacturer House-Martin,
and the Finnish video game developer Housemarque
. My apologies for this error. House-Martin
was a genuine, but far smaller, UK-based board game manufacturer known
for its vintage editions of classic parlour games and wooden sets, not a
major game issuer on the scale of Waddingtons or Spears. They have been
defunct since at least the 1990s, and the availability of their games
on sites like eBay and Etsy reflects their status as vintage and
collectible items.
Here is an accurate history of House-Martin:
Focus on classic games
- House-Martin specialized in manufacturing and issuing traditional board and parlour games, particularly chess, backgammon, and draughts.
- Their games are often distinguished by their high-quality wooden pieces and presentation, which makes them popular with vintage collectors today
- The History of Housemarque – from the Finnish Demoscene to ...
- 27 Mar 2022 — The History of Housemarque – from the Finnish Demoscene to PlayStation Studios. ... How Finland's longest-running game .
PlayStation.Blog
Company - Housemarque
COMPANY.
Founded in 1995, Housemarque is an award winning game development
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It's utter determination to return to Housemarque, even after correcting itself and apologising, probably has more to do with Millions (in Yen, possibly billions with a 'B') of advertising revenue from Sony Corp.
AI is dismantling human civilisation, with a drip-drip-drip feed of monetised bollocks!
Thursday, September 11, 2025
O is for Once Upon a Time, in June! Miliflats AVF's
Google AI, is not happy, not only is it not happy, it tries to hide the frustration that's angered it, by bullshitting for England! Just because everyone's talking about AI, just because the stocks are high (Larry Ellison has just knocked Elon Fuckwit off the top spot of the who-can-solve-most-of-the-world's-problems-with-their-small-change-but-isn't-going-to list), don't for one moment think it's any better than it was when I was getting fuck-all useful, out of ChatGPT a while ago!
The question was - Miliflats Plastic Flat Military Vehicle Models?
The Answer was -
" "Miliflats" is not a known
type of military vehicle or a widely recognized term in the context of military
vehicles; however, it may be a misspelling or misunderstanding, as the results
instead point to well-known manufacturers of military vehicle model kits, such
as Trumpeter, Italeri, Takom, Airfix, Zvezda, and Revell. These companies
produce scale model kits of various military vehicles, including tanks, trucks,
armored personnel carriers, and more.
If you are looking for specific
military vehicles, you may want to search for the types listed by these
manufacturers, such as:
- Tanks: M1A2 Abrams, M4A3E8 Sherman Tank
- Trucks: GAZ-66, Oshkosh JLTV, Airfix WWII British Army 30-cwt 4x2 GS Truck
- Armored Vehicles: Sd.Kfz. 251/22 Pakwagen, M2A3 Bradley
- Other: BAE Systems Amphibious Combat Vehicle, Universal Carrier Mk.I"
Absolute garbage, 'Takom'? BAESystems? Heeheehee! And - in fact - there ARE a few mentions of Miliflats on a couple of forums, but Google doesn't care, because with or without AI, Google is shit now, and it has been for quite a while! Anyway, the few mentions I could find were basically asking the same question and not getting much in response!
So, rather new to Blog and Internet, but shouldn't be new to Hobby, as they were advertised and reviewed in the modelling press when they were issued (1979/80/81'ish?), by Inkpen Art Productions (MIke Conniford), who also produced the independent rivals to the Bellona and Profile AFV drawings, for modellers, converters and scratch-builders in 1:76th, but I can't remember what they were called.
If I recall correctly, he made a few poured-resin, or whitemetal (?) solids - 3D models - as 'Inkpen', which presumably didn't do that well, then announced Miliflats, the flat alternative to army building for war gamers. It's all in the archives, so it'll be right on the A-Z pages, if nobody puts us right here! But, for those looking, here at least is an illustrated guide to Miliflats Flats!
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Among my first acquisitions on the day (Plastic Warrior magazine's toy soldier show in June), because Adrian had kept them to one side for me, were these, and after the rant against the machine and potted-history (which may be inaccurate) above, I'll keep the blurb light!
Poorest image first, but I think this is a Canadian Ram Tank, and the only Canadian subject seen in this lot, which is probably not complete, but other than a Skink tracked AA vehicle (?) what other Canadian stuff might be there? There are a few CMP types further down under WWII/Commonwealth!
American subjects (there's another 6x6 further down!) include an M8 Armoured Car, what is probably a Studebaker 6x6 Truck and a Priest (which might be a defrocked British Sexton!).
The Germans get a Panther and a Kubelwagen!
Smaller soft-skins, mostly painted for the Western Desert, and two more possible Canadian patterns. Clockwise; Austin Ambulance, one of the Quad artillery tractor designs, Bedford MW and a question-mark!
Commonwealth Recce vehicles, with an AEC A/Car, a Home Guard 'Beverette' of some kind and something South African, I think?
but the British Berlin Brigade can have them too!
Instrument of Genocide
It fires down at women & children, farmers and olive-trees.
The bowser tanks weren't painted and should be all-over black.
US, Cold War, M151 'Mutt' at the front, M113 APCs in the middle, GS, M106 Mortar Carrier and M577 Command Post, with a truck behind which could be one of several WWII or post war 'Duce-and-a-half' trucks, I have no idea which, but suspect it should be up with the WWII stuff as a GMC or Chevrolet?
The models are a simple sheet of poured-resin, probably pulled/smoothed into a rubber mould, the resin seems to be undercoated a basic charcoal colour, and military paint is then applied to the sculptural side. Most of the labels have fallen off, as the glue dries out, and while some are obvious, and others have catalogue codes, some, like this one are more cryptic!
Land Rovers, Series 3 LWB's; ambulance, GS soft-top and hard-top and Lightwieght's, soft and hard, with and without trailers. several models were broken, but this was the only one I couldn't encourage to stand up, and the Bedford RL pick-up truck, was being held-together with saliva!
Seems to be an early Challenger (or Shir I/II?) and BARV
Clockwise from front-right - Saracen, Humber 'Pig', Ferret, turreted Ferret and Fox
Like the people looking for info' on the forums, I had been after these for years, even decades, and it's nice to now have such an eclectic sample, many thanks to Adrian Little for thinking of me when he saw them.
And the real annoyance - in a few years time, maybe in only months, despite my keeping the text down, Google AI will have a full, and reasonably accurate answer to the original question, without crediting me or the Blog, or paying for the lifted data. If anyone happens to have a bookmarked site with decent info' on these, let us know, and I'll put the links here.
Sunday, December 3, 2023
G is for Giving AI a hard time again!
It actually gets sadder . . .
Following recent developements in AI testing;
I though I'd return to our little friend and see what it had to say on the critism of itself and its medium-term future . . .
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ChatGPT 3.5
