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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.
Showing posts with label STEM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label STEM. Show all posts

Monday, January 29, 2024

H is for Hexbug . . . Not? Junkbots

These are a real oddity, marked-up to Hexbug, but not taking Hexbug's as motive power, or for added play-value, so I can only guess, they were another 'line' in the Hexbug 'range', designed to tie-in with the declared STEM aims of Innovation First International for their Hexbug branding?
 

Remaindered or 'on clearance' at TKMaxx last Christmas (2022/3), these were back in TKMaxx again this Christmas , just gone, with different packaging (I didn't make another purchase), suggesting they had been tried again somewhere, or more stock had been found/located in the intervening 12-months, I don't know?
 
What I do know, is I can illustrate/testify to several reasons why they might have failed, and this is very-much in the we-buy-this-shit-so-you-don't-have-to department, rather than any advertisement to rush out and find some?
 
Immediate problems are presented by the ripped elastic band, fashioned as a chain and padlock, the padlock is both non-functional and depicted as open! The container is modelled to represent a North American dumpster, although such flat-top designs are getting as common as the roll-lid ones over here now . . . we will go to our extinction homogeneously!
 
One of the models had two accessory bags for small parts, joined with hairs of extruded plastic, from some production problem, and with several smaller pieces loose in the box? 
 
A [sealed, so no replacing the-] battery-operated light unit was included with one, which was not part of the model, not found on the instruction, but clearly a 'spare' for use in the line? While fit was poor on a fair number of the component's link-portions, and the two very small pieces above (one from each of the two I purchased) were so badly manufactured (you can see the rough finish of the orange 'flower' clearly) they wouldn't locate in the designated position.

However, with perseverance I did manage to produce the two, almost to the instructions, without breaking anything, although a couple of pieces did get damaged/bent in the task, and wouldn't survive too many more constructions/dismantling?
 
Any interactivity/swapability between the two was limited, due to the various joins/ball-sockets/studs being different diameters/dimensions, and/or, therefore, location specific. As you can see, I got (blind boxes) a Dino-bot and a Seal/Sea Lion-bot!
 
Final criticism - I would say the colour-palate was/is pretty uninspiring, without being actually stressed/weathered to represent junk?
 
So, one can see that this line seems to have been half-thought, half-executed and then neither properly supported, nor improved? Glaring errors like poor fit, were never corrected, and the fact that toys dated 2020, were remaindered so soon, is not a mystery.
 
What is a mystery (to me) is why were these 'Series 2', was a 'Series 1' better? And was it a 'Series 3' which I didn't even look-at properly, a few weeks ago, which was being cleared a year later, and which are probably still in some TKMaxx's, if you want to try them for yourselves - I really wouldn't recommend it?
 
And, if the four or five-quid I paid in TKMaxx, was a clearance price, they were surely overpriced for blind-box/capsule novelties in the first place? I am reminded of the - much better executed - Horrible History figures and their short life, the powers that be (the board, the PR Company/ies, the marketer/s), don't care if they are stuffing landfill with this shite, so long as they sell enough 'units' first.
 
I love the space station, before I've even had a proper looks at it, and the insects look very good, and fun, but this is unadulterated, ephemeral, opportunistic shite, and would disappoint, from a Christmas stocking, damaging the brand, no wonder they sold their toy division to Spin Master!

Sunday, January 28, 2024

H is for Hexbug Space!

So the reason I knew about Hexbug (previous post), to spot them at the Toy Fair, in a way that without, I would normally have walked straight past them, zoning them out as multicoloured plastic shite - how many other useful things have we missed that way, like looking for your key by doing 'Radar' eyes on the hall and somehow failing to register them on their hook by the door! . . .
 
. . . is - I digressed a bit there - because a few months earlier I had found a nice little spaceship in a Charity Shop's 50p bin, and taken it home to ask the wise coves of Brain Heiler's Faceplant group if anyone knew what it was and/or who made it.
 


The turret was a plug in and there was clearly room for more.
 
 Amelia A. Baranet answered the call not only with an ID but also with a link to the Hexbug Nano Space Cosmic Command Habitat review, which seems to have been deleted, a small chat ensued and it turned out several 'Stallions' had them, or their kid's did, and loved them, but I had already gone-off to evilBay, where I found one going cheap!

 
 
Turns-out, all the blue and orange bits are interchangeable with the mounting points of the buildings, vehicles and 'ship'. While, you get two Hexbugs, in way cooler colours than the everyday ones we looked at in the previous post. It's all a bit Lego or Tente, but without the studs ruining the lines of the finished constructions.
 
There are other sets, and because this one then went straight to storage (autumn of '21), we will have a box opening post in a year or two, perhaps when the existing Internet images have died-down a bit, but for now, there's tons out there if you look, and I think it'll go well with the little 20mm'ish Giant spacemen and bug-eyed Aliens?

Monday, January 31, 2022

C is for Clementoni - Toy Fair 2022

This was a funny one, it looked interesting and had figurines (actually just the one pose, once investigated!) so I went over to the sales team and asked if I could photograph them, to which they were happy to acquiesce.

But as I was leaving the controlled-entry stand (some stands don't like you wandering about and doing your own thing and have guides and booking times  an' shit in'it!) one of the chaps asked me if I'd got what I wanted and I explained it was really the figure I was after, but I'd also noticed it (the line) seemed to be partially compatible with Lego Technical, to which a swift denial was forthcoming. "Really" said I, "some of the components look to be 'like another leading brand's?' ", "No, no it's not" came the reply - with a frown, and I left with an "OK, well thanks".

But five minutes on Google, nay; 30-seconds on Google after hitting enter on 'Is Clementoni mechanics compatible with Lego Technical' reveals that it is indeed the same cruciform locking bars and wheel attachments etc . . . so either the guy was lying to me for some obscure reason, or he had been hired-in for the day/fair, not trained properly on the product and was talking bollocks from a position of ignorance?

Very odd, anyway; it's a nice line of Space Toys, with some basic construction and [definitely] Lego Technical-compatible components you could build-on/off and which is out there now, there's lots online, so I'll let the photo's tell their own story -

Asteroids From Outer Space; Build Mechanics; Clementoni; Clementoni Lab; Clementoni Scienza & Gioco; Interactive; Interactive Science Toys; Lego Compatible; Lego Technical; Mars Exploration; Science Toys; Scienza & Gioco Lab; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Stem; Stem Construction Toys; Stem Scienza & Gioco;

Asteroids From Outer Space; Build Mechanics; Clementoni; Clementoni Lab; Clementoni Scienza & Gioco; Interactive; Interactive Science Toys; Lego Compatible; Lego Technical; Mars Exploration; Science Toys; Scienza & Gioco Lab; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Stem; Stem Construction Toys; Stem Scienza & Gioco;

I think it's only the red-box stuff (above) which has the Lego-compatible components, the stuff below is more stand-alone toy, but still within a STEM umbrella of interactivity, and the same current-thought space theme?

Asteroids From Outer Space; Build Mechanics; Clementoni; Clementoni Lab; Clementoni Scienza & Gioco; Interactive; Interactive Science Toys; Lego Compatible; Lego Technical; Mars Exploration; Science Toys; Scienza & Gioco Lab; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Stem; Stem Construction Toys; Stem Scienza & Gioco;

Asteroids From Outer Space; Build Mechanics; Clementoni; Clementoni Lab; Clementoni Scienza & Gioco; Interactive; Interactive Science Toys; Lego Compatible; Lego Technical; Mars Exploration; Science Toys; Scienza & Gioco Lab; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Stem; Stem Construction Toys; Stem Scienza & Gioco;

Asteroids From Outer Space; Build Mechanics; Clementoni; Clementoni Lab; Clementoni Scienza & Gioco; Interactive; Interactive Science Toys; Lego Compatible; Lego Technical; Mars Exploration; Science Toys; Scienza & Gioco Lab; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Stem; Stem Construction Toys; Stem Scienza & Gioco;

These seem to come with faux asteroids to smash-open?

Asteroids From Outer Space; Build Mechanics; Clementoni; Clementoni Lab; Clementoni Scienza & Gioco; Interactive; Interactive Science Toys; Lego Compatible; Lego Technical; Mars Exploration; Science Toys; Scienza & Gioco Lab; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Stem; Stem Construction Toys; Stem Scienza & Gioco;
And . . .  it is another 28/35mm (I couldn't measure them!) NASA style astronaut, with an EVA back-pack! From Clementoni