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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.

Saturday, February 17, 2018

F is for Follow-up - Army Men

This is actually two follow-ups and a fuck-up! It could wait 'till Rack Toy Month, but some of it's been hanging around for a while now, and it's in the queue!

Firstly; courtesy of Peter Evans and one of the lots he sent in the Autumn, these are a follow-up to a post I can't find! Which was imaged on the hoof 9and clearly not tagged properly!), losing the little bag on the way so here really for completeness - and I know it's not everyone's 'cup of tea' (I'll be the first to call is shite!) but it all deserves full coverage if it's figural. The above is the outer of the 'lucky bag' style blind-bag from Poundland.

Colouring-book and crayons and the little inner-bag with a set of the figures, minty-mint . . . contents - as pointed out last time are not what's on the packaging artwork"

Sticker set, writing this up at home I can't remember what I posted last time so apologies if there's too much duplication with the above link, but that's how the cookie crumbles here sometimes!

This is a follow-up to the more recent HTI post. I was in the local toy shop the other day (I asked about the Phidal books - "No!") for some liquid-polystyrene glue and noticed they had several sizes of set with the figures from the set we looked at a while ago, but mostly larger contents and with accessories, or different header-card graphics, but they were pricey so I made a mental note (I almost certainly would have forgotten!) and then this lot turned up a couple of days later in Blue Cross for 99p!

Info' on the base points to 2014 for this batch and instead of green/grey, the mix is green/yellow, specifically that odd yellow of late-war German AFV's base-coat! I keep one of everything for the 'archive' and the rest goes back to charity. The grey flag (another identical one turned-up in the bottom of the bag) is almost certainly from some other toy.

Comparing to the previous post on these we can add poses to the previous base marking differentials, and I've since seen a set with the old 'My Toy/Time For Toys' packaging in the full Halsall logo, where the figures are in a washy 'Airfix' desert-sand and charcoal-grey.

Here there are four distinct batches, with the two greens having a different base-marking distribution, the yellows just pale and dark-shade runs. As with set 3349 (link above) there is only one figure with the full Quality Assurance/tracking information printed on the base, in the whole (possibly incomplete) sample.

This is the fuck-up! It should have been in the four-part overview which overran RTM in August, but it had been picked-up by accident and transferred to the Airfix 'pending' section (American Paratroops 1:32!), so missed it's slot, I now can't remember anything about it and as they have all been put away, it's just get-it-off-Picasa time!

I'm pretty sure they are either Poundland or the now-gone 99p Stores from the last four or five years, may be connected to some of the (Bely?) figures Mr Berke sent us and which were in those four posts, and indeed as one colour, may be in the posts anyway, but I can't be arsed (away from RTM, '28' in Part II?) to do the legwork!

I also think they may have come from several sources, Peter Evans and/or Brian Carrick, my own purchase and oddment bags-from charity shops? They are poorer versions of the 'lucky-bag' figures above (but missing the Matchbox officer and pulling in figure-poses from other sources), it's a pose/colour shot; end-of!

Friday, February 16, 2018

T is for Toy Fair '18 Reports - GaleForce Nine - D&D

One of the few stands to really peak my attention at the Toy Fair this year was GaleForce Nine, who in addition to their own Dr. Who game, are carriers of games by other companies from outside the UK, or under license - one of which was is Dungeons and Dragons (D&D).

Tyrants of the Underdark is a new spin-off from the franchise, being less about Riverdeep and its environs (the only bit of the D&D universe with which I am familiar as my goodly knight [Damocles - I think I pretentiously dubbed him!] is stuck in an waterside-inn there with a sack of treasure and two bastard-swords, awaiting a rematch from 1989!) which veers away from role-playing, being a more traditional tactical board-game.

While it does have a few diminutive figures, most of the tokens are actually shield-like 'stands', so overall - a bit disappointing?

Collectable 'Spellbook' card sets were also on display, along with various guide-books and other paper-based ephemera - I like the idea of a cheat-sheet which also doubles as a screen behind which you do nefarious stuff your opponent can only worry about; although presumably he's muttering to himself and equally worrying you!

The real reason for D&D, 30mm (alright! 28-mil!) figurines, these limited to 1500 units - worldwide! I'd love a Chultan the dino-rider, but the last thing I need is to be spending my dosh on more heavy-metal!

Ph is for Phollow-up to Phidel

Eager to see what TJ had taken delivery of, the other side of the pond from TK, Brain B took himself-off to the local outlet, and was sadly disappointed - no Marvel, no DC! However, he took his usual plethora of shelfies and fired them off to Small Scale World Towers, and it is them we are going to meander through now.

The Disney Princess is a sort of collective sub-brand, bringing various otherwise unrelated young ladies together under one heading, and there's some useful items in this set. The Mermaid looks familiar, although I don't have one here, and I didn't think Phidel had been doing these for that long, but . . .

. . . since the TKMaxx purchase and subsequent Blog post the other day I have been seeing them everywhere, or when I say everywhere, there have been at least five in the various charity-shops in town in the last week or so.

Some of which have been these, semi-flats with suckers on, that can be attached to the glossy board pages, also while looking on feebleBay I think I've seen magnetic versions as well? There's also the added element of a board-game included.

New one on me, assuming from the Nicolodeon flash that it's a kid's TV thing; less of use by the looks of it, but when they come in - in mixed lots - at least you'll know where they came from!

Also missed this, but from the number of MLP things in shops at the moment I'm guessing there's been a recent movie!

Squeeky-voiced mouse and friends, take'em or leave'em they will enhance all those 1970/80's Heimo, Schleich, Comics Spain and latterly Applause, Bully & the French Poly-whatsit figures!

And! Because it contains both Pluto and Goofy, you can arrange your own anachronistic vignette on the bookshelf, of an anthropomorphic, talking-dog in human cloths, leading a dumb-idiot dog around on a lead!

I bought one of the sets I encountered this week, incomplete it looks like a shotgun-wedding photograph for a very strange coupling! "Well; OK, I'll marry you, but only if our kids can be page-snowmen!" They were only 50p! Box went in the recycling before it was photographed and there is a second, different Frozen set out there - That's 14 different snowmen!

I've also discovered WHSmith are carrying them - they had a really nice Spiderman set, but they want £9.99 ($12.50'ish?) for theirs against the £5.99 (8-odd dollars) of TKMaxx!

I don't know why anyone actually patronises WHS, they are pricier on everything than their rivals, here we have WHS and Ryman's next door to each other and you can compare in seconds; it's not that WHS are a bit more, they are 10, 25, 50% more - every time! From books to Biro's, calendars to Christmas-cards, Ryman's, Clintons, Partners - all cheaper . . . probably not Paperchase though!

The next five images are further-cropped close-ups of the 'goody' trays from Brain's above imagery.

The woman with a bow & arrow looks very useful for fantasy stuff, and as they all have flowing dresses they may all be useful for those Napoleonic ballroom scenes which used to be de rigueur in modelling mag's a couple of decades or so ago!

Flats - with suckers . . . sorry; 'suction-cups'!

Is the peacock a worthy addition to a poultry collection, or a daftly cartoonish sculpt? The others seem to be half-Aladdin, half Powerpuff Girls!

I think the foxy-gentleman is my favourite in this lot.

Chipmunks! Donald Duck! Some other stuff . . .

Cheers Brian! We're really getting the hang of these now and they're good value for money, there are about five Superhero-sets out there, hopefully we'll get them all on here in the near future?

Thursday, February 15, 2018

T is for Toy Fair '18 Reports - Norev

Good news for Collectors, bad news for 54mm Toy Soldier Collectors, as Norev showed-off a new line (well; new to the author!) of 40mm farm sets which I suspected were designed to complement the 1:32nd scaled vehicle ranges of Siku and Britains-Tomy (or is it Tomy-Britains!?), but they had their own tractor/trailer set on display and it's all 1:43!

Smaller animals are over-scaled, those rabbits look positively dangerous and the hen could damage that farmer, but he's the all important figure and he looks well in-line with Britains, Starlux or Timpo.

Imported into the UK via- Amerang, there is a nice - if rather generic - farmhouse and a barn/outbuilding which will be of far more use to large-scale war-gamers, I recon it'll easily take a 'hidden' Acht-acht; sight it on the rockery and it'll have fields of fire over the whole of the vicar's lawn! What? It's always a vicar's lawn, or a padre's - men of peace seem to love a bit of vicarious blood-letting!

1:64th scale Construction vehicles were also on show, but without figures or accessory blisters, but play-mats hinted at a wider range?

Zulu is for Zero Hour!

Ryan Davis - who sent yesterday's Chopper Ace - also sent two pages of Zero Hour stuff, from which I have cropped-out the following images - all the Bluebird catalogues I've encountered (four or five now) have been larger than A4 which makes them problematical to handle!

Also repeating yesterdays message - If you sent me stuff back around 2008-2012'ish and wondered why I never posted it on the Blog - remind me and I'll rectify the omission! In the meantime here's some more Bluebird Zero Hour from the probably-1992 catalogue courtesy of Mr Davis

The truck with the split (or splitting?) wheels seems to one of those things you often find in catalogue imagery . . . something which never got released; it's not in any of the photographs, it's not - to my knowledge - in any evilBay lots and having now seen parts of four catalogues, I've never seen it 'in the flesh', so we only have the two art-works (there's another lower down) to hint at what might have been!

I suspect[ed] this was another of Mr. Dixon's show-display/press-shot dioramas? The vehicles are 'out of the box', but the figures and scenic stuff have been painted and the monorail weathered and pushed through a tunnel, and over both a stream and gully!

I asked Richard Dixon about it after I'd actually put this post to bed, and he recounted the whole sorry tale of woe and complication;

"The monorail set display is one [of Richards] of mine....It was the first big set I created for the product...it was four feet long and about three feet wide....wooden base / landscaped. We used it for a creative picture which appeared in the Bluebird Toys Trade Catalogue first. At that point the monorail train worked....subsequently, somebody down at Bluebird played with it and broke the track!!!

It was then decided that the item would need to travel as a mobile display for shops....so I had to strengthen the whole thing and get a Perspex cover made to [go over] it .

When the item arrived at Bluebird in Swindon....plan changed!!....the marketing department decided that it would stay there for display as they liked it so much....when they got a visit from Hamleys to look at the range it was then decided to go in the store on Regents Street London for Christmas.

The saga is not over - because of the weight of the thing - due to the strengthening procedure - Hamleys could not move it around in store for various displays - it had to stay in one position as they only had one gondola stand that could take the weight!!....After Christmas it went back to Bluebird where I was called to do some repairs - eventually going over to the country estate home of the [redacted] in southern Ireland for its final display.

If I had known it would be sent around....the construction method would have been done differently....but as usual things in this business are often decided upon on the spur of the moment....
"

Richard also sent the following;

They made a bigger one!

There's at least eight-feet in frame, and more going-off either side! Both monorails and most sets are in evidence, it's no wonder the various arms of Bluebird were vying for the rights to hold these at their sites, but one wonders what it did to productivity figures at each site before they were moved on . . . I'd be all-day, playing on any of them!

And look how dated that Panasonic CRT-monitor looks now - I think it's got its own VHS slot, very flash for the late '80's!

Thanks again to Mr. Dixon, his website'shere.

A smaller version of the monorail was issued for those on a tight budget, and it's operated by the Bad Guys! Only a small train and a handful of figures; this stuff gets some silly money on feebleBay for what it is!

Seen in the contribution from Mr. Dixon the other day, but here from another catalogue* and with a shot of a boxed set; Action Task Force. There's that split-wheel truck again, have you seen one in 'real life', real-toy-life that is!

Again I also asked Richard about it;

"The 'monster ' Jeep....I think it existed as a prototype....saw something at Origin Products** in London when I visited the designers on one occasion....not sure it was Zero Hour though....may have been planned for Manta Force....I certainly did not photograph it for Zero Hour....not sure if it was going to be released or just something which was planned but never went anywhere."

*Catalogue Listing is complicated, I think Ryan's was 1992, mine is 1990 (I think - in storage now!), the shots Richard showed us the other day may have ended-up in the 1991 catalogue and the one I photocopied at Kingston Uni' in 1994 was possibly the 1993 edition, but it or another in the same folder (no Zero Hour) may have been 1989? Also there seem to have been both trade and retail/customer versions; which is which in the above is open to question but mine and Ryan's (with packaging details) are both 'trade'.

** Origin Products survive - after a fashion; the core was actually bought by Mattel in 2007, while staff in the UK gravitated to Character Options/Toy Options of the Character Group, where one of the 'main-men' at Bluebird is still on the board; Mr. Kiran Shah, or - at least - he was last time I looked into the subject (2008)!

Close-up of the boxed-set, it seems to consist of most of the vehicles from the larger monorail set.

Thanks again to Richard and Ryan for all the above images.

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I'd better contribute something to the post . . .
Listings
Zero Hour (stated to be approximately 20mm high to a 1:65 scale)

Figure Sets 1990
900281 - Eagle Air Squadron Troops [Good Guys]
900291 - Swordfish Navy Task Force Troops [Good Guys]
900301 - Army Wolf Pack Troops [Good Guys]
900311 - BAD Brigade Troops

Accessory and Play Sets 1990
900321 - Crop Duster Set
900331 - Gemini Two-man Tank Set
900341 - Swordfish Navy Marlin 3-Man Sub Set
900351 - Quick Silver Fighter Set
900361 - Cougar Armed Vehicle Set
900371 - Navy Hammerhead Power Boat Set
900381 - Kestrel Chopper and Snipe Fighter Set
900391 - Blueshark Torpedo and Rubber Boat Set
900401 - Thunderflash Armed Halftrack and ATV Set
900411 - UAV Armed Tour Bus and Trike Set
900421 - UAV Petrol Tanker and Assault Boat Set
900431 - Night Hawk Bomber and Quicksilver Fighter Set
900441 - Supreme Headquarters Monorail Superset

Figure Sets 1991
910281 - Army Wolf Close Combat Troops [Good Guys]
910301 - BAD Polecat Gang Troops
910311 - BAD Scorpion Force Troops
910731 - Eagle Air Para-wing Troops [Good Guys]

Accessory and Play Sets 1991
910011 - Action Taskforce
910321 - Close Combat Howitzer Set
910331 - Polecat Gang Piranha Airboat Set
910341 - Scorpion Force WASP Gunship Set
910351 - BAD Black Mamba Monorail Set
910361 - Scorch Global Attack Bomber Set
910421 - UAV Petrol Tanker and Assault Boat Set
910431 - UAP Winged Demon Bomber Set
910441 - VTO Para Wing Troop Transporter Set
910451 - BAD Scorpion Force UAV Ambulance and Armoured Landing Craft Set
910541 - Close Combat Rhino Armoured Missile Carrier Set
910551 - ?
910561 - ?
910571 - MV Surprise Q Ship and Landing Craft Set
910581 - Para-wing Hornet Micro-light

Other Lines
920011 - Chopper Ace, contained figures drawn from (seated) or compatible with (standing) Zero Hour and we looked at it/them yesterday.

A part range was in the 1992 catalogue while a fuller-range returned in what I think was the 1993 catalogue but I only copied the figures!

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

T is for Toy Fair '18 Reports - Melissa & Doug

Relatively new to me; they joined the tag-list a few weeks ago I think, Melissa & Doug are about thirty-years-old, a US firm; they opened a UK office a year ago and were stalling-out at the Toy Fair.

Their display was mostly craft stuff aimed at youngsters, and I only took the shot because we have been covering paint-your-own here recently (how they snuck into the tag-list), and once the gods have loaded you with a theme, you can but follow it until it runs out!

I didn't shoot the owl as it was very 'infant-toy'-like, so are the dinosaurs really! But fun for the kids, I didn't shoot the horses because . . .

. . . I'd already shot them as a shelfie in TKMaxx after Christmas!

Melissa & Doug have had a set of horses in the past; 'Pasture Pals', but these are simpler sculpts and almost as daft as the dinosaurs! But they're out there, they are figural and they are small scale!

Remember also; Mr. BB  sent us a couple of Shelfies of these before Christmas, so this is tag number 2 for M-&-D!

C is for Chopper . . . Ace!


Putting the images Richard sent away on the dongle I found a load of stuff from 2011, which came out of the last time I looked at Bluebird here (bottom left shot, but I think I'll re-do all those blue-bird articles, I cropped/collaged them very oddly? I was still learning how both Blogger and Picasa work I guess)! Sent by Ryan Davis as part of an image swap, I don't know why I didn't Blog them at the time, but I used to be bad at recognising 'contributions'; presuming private emails to be err . . . private! It's probably an Asperger's thing?

If you sent me stuff back then (2008-2012'ish) and wondered why I never posted it on the Blog - remind me and I'll rectify the omission! In the meantime here's something which looks like Zero Hour but isn't! From the 1992 (?) Bluebird catalogue courtesy of Mr. Davis.


The set got a whole page to itself in the Catalogue and I've further cropped the images out below. Most of it is imminently forgettable as a cheap 'placky' novelty, but it's the figures which caused the stir, I posted them on the original posts as 'can't find them in the catalogues Zero Hour', and Ryan kindly ID'd them as coming from this set.

Although a cheap plastic toy, removal of the rotors and a bit of a paint-job might give you some airborne capability for you 'Space Marines'; the rear landing-gear is quite Gerry Anderson'esque I think?

Sooooo . . . let's get this straight: One wrong move on the part of the pilot and you're going to be wearing a couple of tons of lifting hook as a face-ornament? Good luck with that then!

There was a rash of these toys at the end of the 1970's, Airfix and Tyco (?) to the fore - I seem to recall, some bombing, some dropping (one dropping parachutes), others picking things up, this drops and picks up!

I don't know if it can go backwards or if - upon missing - you have to go round and try again, but if it does (did!) go backwards you could pick up both chaps at the same time! When I get everything out of storage I'll have to check the odd & sods boxes, to see if I have some of the stores. Finally reads the blub - Yes it goes backwards!

Although the figures are Zero Hour compatible, the 'Red Angel' / Chooper Ace set is very civilian, in outlook/setting, which was a growing trend by the late 1980's as we know from the dearth of figures around at the time; at least there were these!

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

T is for Toy Fair '18 Reports - Oxford Diecast - Military Trains

Under their Oxford Rail sub-brand, Oxford Diecast had some interesting things on show and/or in their Catalogue, so they will get two Show Reports! This is the 'rail-report' and it's the Military stuff I'm concentrating on here.

A Class 2533 locomotive (0-6-0 Saddle Tank Loco - I think!) in World War One War Department scheme, this is the better-looking equivalent of the old Tri-Ang/Hornby 'Battle Space' loco we looked at ages ago and is a prerequisite for hauling your 'trooper', or getting your Flanders-bound defence-stores or supplies down to the South Coast!

Or

A Class 2533 locomotive (0-6-0 Saddle Tank Loco - I think!) in World War Two War Department scheme, this is the better-looking equivalent of the old Tri-Ang/Hornby 'Battle Space' loco we looked at ages ago and is a prerequisite for hauling your 'trooper', or getting your D-Day build-up supplies down to the South Coast!

It's not clear and - to be honest - the wars were close enough together for it to not matter much?

It has a choice of WD and civilian Warwell Wagons to tow.Which shows how out of touch with model railways I am, I used to call them 'Well Wagons'? Anyway, two of the military ones (with and without a mid-war, cast-turret, welded-hull, Sherman tank - short 76mm barrel), come with different rolling-stock numbers which is a nice touch.

A third military one has a steam engine road-roller with another set of wagon-markings and there's a three-pack of separately numbered WD Warwell's to boot! So a troop of three tanks on un-matching flats (wells?) is attainable for the modeller, or a full train with six wagons. Detail is far better than the old Triang ones I've been collecting over the years.

And then there are theses two behemoths to be towed-about the place!

I didn't ask the kind lady about the difference between the two examples (one having a six-sided barrel, the other - apparently - 12-facets), but I think the difference in barrels may be down to which type of 3D-printer you happen to have, as they were planned for the ready-to-run range, both the likely price pushed them to a download option mid-project - still ongoing!

A close-up reveals the tell-tale lines of 3D-Printing; but they can be mostly hidden with 'crack-filler' auto-primer, or careful applications of modelling-filler with scraps of plasticard, and then a decent paint-job.

I'm guessing the railings and ducted wiring-loom have to be 'provided by the modeller'? But most of the other small pieces should be part of the print?

The now dated catalogue entry, for more information on this Rail Gun thereis a site with few details. but it's supposed to be becoming a download , whether the train packs will still go ahead without the gun or not I don't know, but from the blurb, I'm guessing one would set the gun's scene in WWI the other; bring it forward to the WWII era?

Calibre seems to be pretty unique for an artillery-piece, being '24 Tommies'!

F is for Follow Up - Kaskey Kids' Soccer Guys

Brian B sent me a couple of images to cast a little more light on the Kaskey Kids football set we looked at the other day, with useful shots of the team's make-up.

Apparently we're moving to a 12-a-side game! And while it says "30+ Pieces", I can only count 29? Are they including the box, and - separately - its integrated lid? Still, carping aside; working on the £5.99 for Phidal's dirty superhero dozen ($8-odd?), 26-dollars seems reasonable for 25 figures . . . even if they need a repaint!

Monday, February 12, 2018

News, Views etc . . . New Subscriber?

You can always come over here Ed? Just don't bring the idiot-monkey with you!