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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

S is for Seen Elsewhere - Kinder Figures

Shown on a Facebook group a while back, and time to get them up here and out of Picasa, many of these Kinder figures have been seen here before, in mixed lots, donations or as bit & pieces! But these are all complete, as far as I know, and blurb can be kept to a minimum! These are mostly from the mid-late 1980's or early-mid 1990's.
 
Diver on the left, mostly polystyrene, an RP-sourced archer on the right, in a polyethylene, but they are starting (like a lot of RP stuff) to get brittle now.
 
Three musketeers, also Res.
 
Fencers.
 
American egg-ballers!
 
Alien, also Res Plastics, also getting brittle now, you have to be very careful of the joins.
 
Small-scale astronauts, and their means of locomotion!
 
Panthers, that are pink!
 
Wellingtonian . . . Enemy dragoon, I think?
 
Charley's, one's Kinder (soldier), the other Hong Kong or Italian copy?
 
Speedy Gonzalez!
 
Ice skaters.
 
Different set from the above, same trope!
 
Caricatures.
 
Two from the 1970's on the left, a later caricature figure on the right.

Le is for Noel, Figurines, and Max - Lemax!

I've tried, I've really tried, to stay away from poured resin, Christmas Village stuff. A fruitless task, as various donators, have, as Loyal Readers will've noticed, over the years, given me several of the things, while others have snuck in from mixed evilBay or Charity shop lots, so I crumbled completely this year and bought two Lemax figurines . . . Then another one! In my defence, they were much cheaper than the others on the pegs, and were clearly dated as old stock.
 
It was the Bavarian barmaid with six foaming Steins that did it for me, and with an equally cheap snowman, it just sort of happened while I wasn't paying attention, and suddenly, they were mine! She's dated 2014, the snowman's date is a little odder, and a little older, at 1099! Clearly, snowmen were a Norman practice, brought to these shores by William and his wicked Barons!
 

I went back a couple of weeks later, and this Lemax 'Mrs. Miggins' and her mince-pies (I think we're actually looking at Mrs. Clause!) had appeared on the hook where the Dirndl girl had been, a while earlier, and also older stock (2019), I thought she had to join the existing pair! For those not familiar with these, if they still look expensive to you, the surrounding others were starting at £4.99 and £5.99!

L is for Leifur Eiríksson

Another instalment of Brian Berke's shots from Iceland (he had terrible flu, and I think we're lucky to have these shots), and we're looking at Leifur Eiríksson, known to us as Lief Erikson, or Lief the Lucky, son of Erik the Red and as a famous Viking explorer, who hailed from the shores of Iceland, and is accepted to have discovered North America (for Europeans, probably where modern Canada is), some centuries before the European genocides and colonisation!
 



Struck by the strange, angled, sub-base, and identical pose, I assumed they must be depicting a specific statute, and a bit of a search, left me fully gen'ed-up on the statue created by American artist Alexander Stirling Calder, in Reykjavík, in the 1930's!
 
Obviously, available in a gilded or plain-metal finish, and probably a base-metal or tin-alloy of some kind, and issued in two sizes, it's definitely the sort of thing you might pick up in a charity shop at some point?

N is for November's Sandown Park - Military

More of the odds and sods from the last BP show, at Sandown Park, and it's the military stuff, which wasn't numerous, but had a few interesting items to look at, including one which might surprise you, by my excitement of it!
 
There's a fair bit of brittleness, in the contents of this set, figures and weapons, so at some point, I'll probably de-card it, and save the PVC stuff for spares and scan the card, it's not like the figures are particularly rare, while a full scan of the generic card would be a useful addition to the archive.
 
Two 'Began-Beton's', probably from Plastic Toys Inc.? And one of the small Monogram/Revell copies, along with my first Lido original, I have lots of the Hong Kong copies, but the quality of this original shines through, so very pleased to have found him, rummaging through Gareth's tray.
 
Tourist keepsake for sure, poured-resin, and not the world's best sculpt, but it is a Horse Guard, whom I prefer to the Lifeguards, around 80/90mm, and one assumes not that old, but not current, as I've recently been checking-out the shops round the theatre district for something else, and haven't seen anything close to this chap.
 
Two hollow-cast nurses, and I thought the one on the right might be Crescent, but someone said they are both Britains, early on the left and later on the right, sort of Crimean War and WWI eras?
 
Crescent.
 
Skybirds.
 
Fantasyland? Or the better originals (check tag)?
 
Odds & Sods.
 
John Begg gave me a tray of small-scale. lead shrapnel, which has a few useful bits in, and which, in time, will get sorted into the rest, the Skybirds pilot is particularly nice, as they gave them several paint schemes, both military and civilian, While Crescent used many colours/shades, over the years.
 
In the last shot, the larger-scale, colonial artilleryman, and mid-19th century red-coat, standing firing, are both complete and will join the cards I display this odd, flat stuff on, while the others will probably go in the 'Don't know what to do with them, but can't chuck them' tub!

Tuesday, December 9, 2025

I is for It's That Horse Again!

The best thing in the recent pick-up from Peter Evans is this Hong Kong Roman chariot, it's the third iteration, I think, on the Thomas/Poplar theme, but it has very different horses!
 



And they are puke-green! Arranged in the Western Wagon configuration, the figure is the only real connection with the others, seen here previously, although the other HK copy uses the same horses, but the artwork and shape of this chariot is very different.
 
Is it based on one of the earlier lead ones, both the British and the French have some nice slush-cast chariots in the archive? One of the draw-bar connectors is broken, but I think I may have a set of these horses in the unknown horses tub!
 

N is for Nerfing Necrophiles!

Had a brilliant eMail from our roving reporter in New York last night, an enhanced shot of the Scully & Scully Christmas tree has been added to the bottom of that post, and he sent us these;
 

And, because they are Lanard Toys, they may well come to the UK, specifically Smyths, who carried their (Lanard's) sci-fi set for some years. Indeed, this may already be here, I had a disappointing visit to Smyths the other day, but I wasn't necessarily looking properly in the Nerf Gun section, so I'll head back there and have a look? Ideal xmas prezzie too! Many thanks to Brian for finding these.

V is for Vanity Case

Here's something completely different. I was in TKMaxx the other day, still looking for the broken astronaut - I don't think that's going to happen! And I discovered they had some aftershave gel, a rarity these days, common as muck fifteen years ago, but bloody-hard to find these days (possible subject of a future rant), and while grabbing that, saw these;
 
Now, my first thoughts were, why on earth would young-men today, feel the need for a set of tools such as these? In the age of hot & cold running water, exfoliating facial scrubs and textured cloths, sponges, loofahs, pumice-stones and Japanese scrubbers, why would you subject yourself to medieval instruments, last seen in Edwardian bathrooms? My second thought (I'm not interested in the answer to the first), was five-quid for ten useful sculpting/fine-modelling tools?!! Take my phuquing money!
 
Ideal for sculpting Plasticine or modelling materials such as air-drying clay or Milliput, fine etching, particularly in plastics, and getting old paint out of tight folds and undercuts in otherwise stripped figures, and at a pound a tool, a bargain, I thought!
 
To which I've added these, mostly inherited from a bathroom which did have it's origins in the Edwardian era (my Mother's), although I suspect the two twisty ones (silver, or silver-plate) may be pipe-cleaning tools, subsequently used as tooth-picks? Below them are a strange, small, bladed-tool and a more conventional nail file, cleaner and quick-shaper, in ivory - I think? With a steel insert.
 
The former may be a surgeons bone knife? A once very sharp blade and now equally blunt chisel-end, but both thick, heavy blades, on a short, possibly stainless-steel, but substantial handle, suggest the finishing of bone, after amputation? While, on the subject of bone, I feel if the nail-file was bone it wouldn't hold that curved point, or the fine scoop for pushing back quicks, in the way the finer material presented by ivory can?
 
Anyway, they will be going in with the modelling tools, for what's left of my natural term! I wonder who else has unconventional modelling tools?

Monday, December 8, 2025

N is for November's Sandown Park - Vehicles

As always, I picked-up a fair few vehicles a month ago (where does it go, this time which is already so limited to us!), and a pretty eclectic bunch at that, but Sandown Park was originally a train and die-cast show! Anyway, let's look at 'em!

A bit pricey, at a tenner; I like mine around the five-quid mark, but it does have one of the MPC-copy astronauts, which are harder to find. I may already have one, but unlike my MPC sample (Golden Astronauts), I can never remember which Spacex ones I have and which ones I need, so there's a tendency to just buy them! Not that the MPC situation is any better, I know I have all bar one, but can never remember which one, so don't buy!
 
Couldn't resist this Hot Wheels model, it's the basic 110 'Defender' as we took delivery of, back in '86/87, ahead of the rest of the British Army, because the Berlin Brigade had a separate procurement / purchasing system! Although most of ours were soft-tops, and the CO got a windowed 'Safari' hard-top 'limo' with foot-steps and roof-rack!
 
Nice - probably copies of a Western novelty - all plastic, Hong Kong made, road rollers, two in one colour, the other - bagged - in another and many thanks to Adrian Little, who found these and put them to one side for me. They'll make a nice line-up with the Blue Box, Blue Bow and others, alongside the Montaplex ones!
 
Eldon, no, Elmont, a mistake I always make! An early British maker of road transport models in plastic, rival to Wells-Brimtoy, with similar fly-wheel, push-and-go motors, they are manufactured in an early, soapy plastic, similar to the French cart in Chris's last parcel, but less stable and prone to warping.
 
It's in a hell of a state, but . . . I have a red one with . . . green (?) cable drums, which is so badly deformed, I will cannibalise it to get this one ship-shape. This has a slight shrinkage dip in the cab-roof, which will need hot water, a wooden wedge and some super-glue to straighten again (for a decade or two?), but my existing one has warping through the cab, body and cable drums, so there was method in the madness, and it was barely any money!
 
A lovely French motorcycle, possibly Cofalux, and probably a team-support vehicle from a Tour de France boxed set, alongside the Matchbox scrambler one, but not the common yellow plastic, number '8', this red, number '10', was from a gift-set.
 
Baby in a boat . . . it's a boat, with a baby!
 
Seen before, but another sample, cheap!
Kamley/Kwong Shing
 
Magneto, a German firm which actually produced a few of the dancers and ethnic dressed figures seen here before, and there's a post in the pipeline, but for now - missing its propulsion wand, this is a magnetic push-novelty, where negative magnetism is used to propel the car.
 
Zero-Hour / Code Zero plane, someone had glued the broken tail stabiliser back-on, but back-to-front, which I've fixed, but it made it dirt-cheap! These have passed their silly-money point now, and there was a lot of Zero Hour stuff around the halls, most of it very reasonable, compared to evilBay prices of only a few years ago!
 
I was getting stuff from the horses-mouth on this Bluebird line, a while ago, but then he started sending it to other Blogs, so it lost it's exclusivity, and I realised it was more about promoting his site, than supporting mine, or contributing to fandom, so I dropped out, and have stuff I'll probably never publish, and which subsequently appeared elsewhere, anyway. I'll promote your site if I chose to, or because it's the right thing to do, not because you ask me to, or it becomes conditional! 
 
I tried to pay Steve Vicker's for this unmarked 'British' generic novelty, on Saturday just-gone, as he'd given it to me at Sandown Park, and I felt he'd given it to me because I'd told him the vessel was a German premium and didn't belong in the box, but he wouldn't take money for it, so I filled my boots with French, Canadian and American plastic, to even things up a bit!
 
Technically, it IS a German premium, it still has Sanella on the hull, but it must be clearance or some kind of unused-stock sell-through, and once I'd found the little cellulose sheet (bottom left image), and read the instructions at home, it became obvious, from the faint traces of dark-brown glue (Evostick as was - evo' for evil!) on the sheet, that it was the correct ship.
 
The set of premiums (Manurba, Siku, someone like that) can be found unbranded, usually in brighter colours as later rack-toys (Tallon like), or with branding, like the Sanella here (a German margarine for baking, still going), in a number of configurations, but all on the same hull, there’s a liner, tramp steamer, small tanker and this . . . exploration vessel/mail packet?
 
It says "Gives hours of fun", but I suspect it was minutes of misery, trying to get it to work, against a very sensitive chemical reaction that's too easy to muck up, and where would you get small camphor tablets these days? The threat of banning moth-balls was enough for the industry to withdraw them, and while the EU never passed the rule, they've never returned, and most of the ones you might find on evilBay or Amazon are fakes . . . another missed 'Brwreakshit benefit"!