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No Fixed Abode, Home Counties, United Kingdom
I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.

Saturday, January 31, 2026

C is for Can't Say "No"!

I just can't walk past one of these! This is the third I've bought now, two boxed and a loose one, with an original sent by Great Gizmos to me, as 'Contributing Editor' as I then was (I'm back to just being a supporter/subscriber now!), for PW's little 1-inch brother. Which is four, which is a troop, a patrol, a flight! And, an excuse to paint one or two of them one day!
 
We've seen her before! More than once! It's a duplicate post, but here she is again, the Dimestore Dreams, via Great Gozmos deluxe plastic X-100 Spaceship! Copied from the vintage X-200 Space Ranger design from Pyro/Tudor Rose et al, it's all been written in the previous blurbs!
 
The trouble with my affliction, is a strange emotional connection with the - now long-gone - product, because there was a genuine enthusiasm to promote it at the time. I'd been invited to attend what was my first Toy Fair, by PW, for the fledgling 1"W magazine, when it was in the vast EXCEL conference centre at Docklands, and found these!
 
They then sent me one each of the military vehicles (five or six?), and I have since also bought one or two more of them, along one or two of the civil motorcycles I hadn't asked for samples of, as I was busy being a proper small-scale only editor, and they also sent me a couple of the civil version vehicles, anbulance and linesman's truck if memory serves!
 
An excuse to get Lik Be's little 1:76th/72nd LB 'bots out!
Hanger/apron maintenance crew! 
 
Sadly the range didn't last long, and while Great Gizmos carried on, in infant and novelty toys, they actually closed their doors last summer, after 25-years trading.

M is for Musings on Mini Mecha's

One of the problems with researching or collecting 'Kinder' (inverted commas used for a reason), is that, firstly they have been mythologised, especially by the more fastidious German collectors, to the point it's not even clear if they were the first company to the genre?
 
William Salice, who along with Michele Ferrero has been credited with 'inventing' the eggs, stated before his death that he was merely the "material executor" - 'exploitation' being an acceptable way for companies to find a way around intellectual property rights, on existing designs, but more especially, on existing ideas.
 
Secondly, they carried a lot of stuff which was either pre-existing as mini-novelties (like the Mattel 'Zowees', from Hot Wheels, which had been issued in 1972 (the first Kinder Surprise eggs were '74), and already carried as a Shell Petroleum premium/giveaway), or which was, on the little accompanying paper sheets, branded to someone else, often someone (like Marajà) who had their own capsule-eggs at some point.
 
The subject of today's post is a perfect case in point, as they are considered Kinder by those overly-intense collectors, yet are usually accompanied by Menotti Giocatolli papers, and still seem to be out there somewhere. So I'm going to try and put them in a sort of order-of-evolution, without the narrative having much weight!
 
Possibly the first iteration, maker/issuer unknown, but many of these humanoid figurals were issued back in the 1970's and early-mid 1980's, these were probably branded to Menotti Giocatolli, at the time of issue, if only because of what follows.
 
First they were robotised!
 
Then Centaur'ed
 
Definitely Menotti Giocatolli, someone has given them robotic torsos, a robot horse body, and angelic, mechanical wings, which one suspects are death dealing, they would have been in my toy universe, the alternative would have been too 'girly'!
 


Still with Menotti Giocatolli, and someone has said "Lets give the robot horses, robot horse-heads with a saddle for a full robot, who can dismount and act independently of the horse" . . . "Make it so", said the design department!
 
And it is in that iteration that they seem most numerous (these may not be Menotti Giocatolli, nor, necessarily, Kinder?), with at least four sculpts of horse-body, horse-head, mini-robot and robot weapon, which, while usually issued in an 'egg specific' configuration, can get mixed up, in a sample of the size seen here.
 

A couple which have (who have?) come-in over the last couple of years, both 'believed to be' Kinder, by me, but with no empirical evidence, they are another of the many Kinder (or similar) which have been rather distributed to the four corners of the stash, by dint of their bittiness, and the lack of serious sorting over the last few years.
 
But it'll give me an excuse to return to them, when they are all in one place, for a box-ticker on poses/colours, and hopefully, I have a blue robot to replace the incorrect red one, in the spares/bits bags?
 
Where Kinder are definitely involved in the evolution, is in these cartoony Wild West, who follow the same basic format (cartoon horse, element of 'swoppet' or plug-in, mini-rider) who are getting very brittle now, which suggest further, that Res Plastic (RP, not 'LP', nor LB!) were involved in the production, as a lot of their stuff suffers from the same brittleness now.
 
Note the 'Pharaoh-head' from the previous collage is on a green-bot's horse, with another horse waiting a rider, it'll be fun getting all the bits bags together and sorting out a better sample!
 

Two other Menotti Giocatolli designs, which have been credited to - and may well have been carried by - Kinder, the upper following the designs of the fantasy muscle-men and monsters we saw here, and the lower R2-DBot looking like the Bluebird Toys Manta'bots!
 
Another Internet image here;

Thursday, January 29, 2026

G is for Gigantics - Giant Monster Insects

Except, it can be argued Spiders and Scorpions are not technically insects, but they meant well! Originally issued by Fundimentions, (Miner Industries/MPC) when General Mills became involved they were re-branded AMT/Ertl, but MPC and Airfix boxes can be found, although these (below) are the common iteration; certainly in the UK.
 
I got mine out and shot the boxes a few years ago, and then scanned them, a while later, I didn't shoot the kits, as they were unmade, but as they are quite simple, I hope to do them as future modelling projects, with posts on them, here, then.
 
There was originally a fourth model, a Giant Wasp, but it was only issued in the early days, and I won't speculate on the reasons for its lack of re-issue, nor will I 'research' it by nicking other people's stuff, one day, hopefully, I'll just get one! 
 

July 2022, and the lawn's looking a little better than in did the previous summer when I shot the board-game .gif's! I think I got two of these from Modellers Loft, one at the old site off the M25 (Coulsdon Road/Brighton Road?), the other at the Croydon Road shop (I believe they're now based in Bournemouth?), with the slightly crushed Scorpion box, being a Car Booty prize!
 
 
The original reason for my interest in them was the HO/OO-gauge-compatible figures, and while the Giant Wasp isn't listed here, it seems to have had the same figure-count/pose distribution as the 17-figure Giant Scorpion set.
 
Each kit contains, in addition to the monster insect, and figures, a few scenic items, in mixed scales, and card 'corner' to make a display for your kit. And - if I work this out right, below this post you'll find three image-dumps, of the scans I took a week or so later, one for each of the three sets.
 
Other people's research;
 
Blog overview;
 
And he did a Wasp video! 'Funland' has never been less fun!
 
Gigantic Wasp on Scalemates;
 
There were also flyers for a magazine included in two of the kits;
 

Giant Tarantula
 

Giant Scorpion

It seems to have been a very short-lived enterprise?

G is for Gigantic Spider

Yeah! . . . The worst nightmare! Not carried by Airfix, but as common as the two below (if I've posted them right!), although it only got a few figures (eight), and not all the poses. I think I did start to make this one at some point, so may already have a complete Tarantula!
 




Box.
 

This is clever, and the other kits would have benefited from something similar, it's a rest made from a copy of a section of the tool, so the body (thorax and abdomen) rests on it while the leg-glue sets, ensuring they are all positioned correctly and are flat to the ground.
 

Instruction sheet.
 
There was an additional French instruction sheet.
 
Printed card backdrop.

G is for Gigantic Mantis

The first of the two carried by Airfix, for a while, and I guess, being cut in half by a giant Prying Mantis would be a quick and relatively painless end, if accompanied by a deal of sheer terror! This kit got a full complement of the vaguely HO-gauge compatible figures, but only one of each. And - apparently, a male, due to the presence of wings.
 




Box
 




Instruction sheet
 
HO figures, N-gauge tunnels, micro-amour buildings . . . Forced perspective!

G is for Gigantic Scorpion

A sting from a scorpion this big would fill you with so much liquid, instantaneously, you would explode like a water balloon, before you felt the burning seer of any poison! Continuing the image dump/Picasa clearance exercise, with the last of the three AMT-Ertl Gigantics, and the other one carried by Airfix immediately prior-to and during the General Mills years.





 
Box.


As far as I know, this kit was the only kit with a waterslide transfer sheet, for the shopfronts of one of the damaged building mouldings, included in the kit.




 
Instruction sheet.
 
 
Card background/backdrop for arranging the other elements in a rudimentary disorama.