About Me
- Hugh Walter
- No Fixed Abode, Home Counties, United Kingdom
- I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.
Sunday, October 31, 2021
BOZ is for Box O' Zombies
WD is for Wicked Duals
I didn't do a table for these, and re-distributed them to the other two guys before I took note, but it was short (98 again I think) and there were anomalies with the contents against a straight split, or 'fair' distribution.
However, because these are slightly different from the three previously-seen sets, in having one side in light-grey (the humans) and one in dark (aliens), there were at least three of each and I think everyone got a full set with a couple of handfuls in the 'spares' box.
Top-left is an Imp or Gremlin-like alien; it certainly doesn't look terribly friendly! To its right is the closest to a movie-alien, in being humanoid and carrying sophisticated technology/weaponry in an 'atmosphere' suit!Bottom-left gives us a Cthulhu-Turtle thing! While the figure bottom right is a sort of elemental; I can see people painting-it-up as fire, water, lava or even a plant-like finish would work?
Top-left is the Dragon we saw in the previous post, it's actually quite sweet, more of a baby dragon than anything else, sitting in a nest of planks! Bellow the Dragon we find the Arse-faced, Flame-haired, Seal-pig . . . very rare I can tell you - due to their tendency to combust when they fart.Next to that Arse-pig as they are known locally (and from the same planetary system) is the Arse-faced, Shaggy Octo-Gute, very tasty! And in the top-right-hand corner is the Squid-headed Scooby-swine, a useful tracking animal. You know when you are near the tracked pray as the Scooby-swine either bolts and runs away or jumps into your arms and slobbers all over you with its many slimy tentacles, so PPE required!
With the humans we get a mixed bunch of figures which are quite useful in various settings/scenarios, on the left a gang of vigilante survivors who have armed themselves for a fight, the girl on the right is sculpted as a child, but bigger than all the rest, weather she is supposed to be a giantess or something I don't know, but she's in 'Human' coloured plastic!The other pair are more tremulous citizens, clearly not dealing with an alien invasion in quite such a focused and determined manner as the first three!
The final trio include a pair of 1950's pulp spacefarers, who look more like kids in Halloween costumes, or scientists on Horsell Common - where my Brother and I played a lot as kids - swampy mass of mosquito-breeding, elephant grass puddles, orange-algae poisoned drainage ditches and struggling juvenile fir stands! And there's a comedy sketch in there - "Try it now, it should work?"!To whom is added (several years before BMC) a Rosie the Riveter! She's posed here with the Auto-Union DKW 'Munga' from Injectaplastic, showing the 1:48th/40mm range of this set, although the aliens and Dragon can be any scale you choose! Rosie, and the uniforms, are clearly placing this lot in that 1940/50's realm of black & white matinee movies about bug-eyed lumps of glowing jelly from that dying, red, militaristic, swamp-planet beyond the stars!
A comparison between the two Dragons we've seen this year, remember last year's sets contained a man-bat and a Dragon which was more like a chess-piece, while this year we get one seemingly from D&D and a heraldic Dragon, so SCS've ticked all the boxes on leather-winged beasts!SCS is for Scary Creature Set!
Packaging art-work and contents, the contents - like the two sets we looked at last year - are not equally divided between the two colours/'armies' with dark grey suffering severely from outnumbering, nor do they come to the advertised total of 100 pieces. As seen here, there are four each of the light grey and only three each of the dark grey, except with the Minotaur, but that small victory for darkness is lost to the missing Knight, who's gone AWOL, with his head, so not even biting people to death! The sculpts; the upper shot shows two which wouldn't look out of place in a ray Harryhausen movie, the Serpent-lady is a vast improvement on the old DFC/Toyco ones, while the lower shots are more heraldic, with a Griffon and a lovely 'Welsh' dragon. The figures are manufactured in a quite soft, modern, substitute-PVC, and tend to distortion in the packaging/shipping, so I've posed a few Unicorns, they are all the same pose which should - I suspect - look like the dark grey one.
The lower shots have two roman skeletons as they should look (left) and a couple of quite different ones which I'll hang-on to as they are - these sets get split and shared with two other collectors once I've done the images - on the right.
Wizard, Knight, Minotaur and an rather nice Elvin Huntress, the Minotaur would make a lovely foil for a few 20/25mm Greeks in a little vignette, the Wizard is a bit LotR's Gandalf or Asterix druid in execution and the Knight is the weakest pose; he looks like one of Monty Python's round-table questors - hence the reference above! Ogre/Ork types with one or two heads, a Dwarf and a vastly oversized Fairy/Pixy! The Dwarf suffers from short-shot'ing on his helmet horns, and the Fairy is rather out of place against the others, but they are all nice sculpts. Brain has started painting his, they are still on the work-table and he pointed out that the camera-flash is a harsh critic, something I've noticed/suffered from in the past, but it gives an idea of how they'll take paint, and if you’re pondering on who/what that dragon is, he's an Alien . . . coming in the next ['newer'] post, in a short-while!P is for Putrid Pirates Pal-up with Perennial Packs of Plastic Playthings
Previously branded to Dolgen Corp. (Dollar General), this year they are credited to an Old East Main Co., but still found in Dollar General, and while for the last few years it's been two sets (mummies and skeletons), this year we have a new set, Zombie Pirate Army!
Like the other two sets a bit cartoony, but they can be used to fill the ranks of the Blue Box mob from a few years ago, being the same size and a very similar plastic colour! Eight figures in eight poses, again as the other sets, although I seem to recall one of them was ten-figures for the first couple of years . . . skeletons?
Skeleton army; seen before, so just confirmation of the new packaging variant! Mine, like I say there have been three or four card variations now, figure-count anomalies, and this third set, so in a year or two, when there's less to post on the day, I'll try to return to them for a more comprehensive pulling-together/overview, yet we may see them again next year, as we've seen them for five-years on-the-trot now!Many thanks to Brian for the images, I'll try to remember to open my Pirate set for next year whatever else happens!
M is for Monsters vs. Military
How they arrived; they had been undercoated with an aerosol spray-paint which was the devil to get off, I don't know what it was, but suspect something like Crylon or even Rustoleum, it was a three-dip job in the end, over two days, and some finishing with a toothpick to get two sets clean! We get a right old mix here, which from the left are: an Eagle-man, an Alien knock-off Xenomorph, a Shark-man, something equating to Dr. Frankenstein's [cartoon] Monster, a real alien-alien (sort of eye-head cyclopean) and a bog standard Zombie with the prerequisite own severed-limb being waved about! And it's only the three (Eagle, C19th Monster and Zombie) out of twelve sculpts which got them in/on the list today! The 'Space-Marines' lean equally heavily on both the Alien and Halo franchises, I think, although the prone MG-gunner could pass for a current GI! As would both the kneeling and - otherwise unarmed - grenade throwing chaps; with a bit of paint, the other three have pretty obvious 'space' weapons. My favorite is actually the shark-man, who would go really well with the similar 40mm shark-man figure from Papo's homage to the Pirates of the Caribbean. He's even in simple shorts and riggers boots, so would look quite at home on a pirate-ship's deck! The Frankenstein's Monster pose is very cartoony, and with his arms raised in a threatening 'lurch', has covered the 'Hollywood' bolts in his neck, so they put one in his elbow, so we'd not fail to work out who he's supposed to be!
I is for Imperial Zombies
But as mine only came in the six Imperial poses and seem to have better sculpting, I'm guessing for now (in the absence of others), that they are the Imperial's.
I have one in a slightly different colour with a stock control mark printed down his body!
W is for a Wicked Witch of the Woods and her Whacky Wonky Waffle-hovel!
But she got hers!
I try not to ask for stuff for the Blog, I get plenty sent voluntarily and this year of all years haven't had the time to keep up with anything, but I did drop a line to Brian Berke in New York the other day just to see if Scully & Scully were going to 'deliver the goods' this year, and he kindly popped down the next day to check - and has been back subsequently.
Sadly all they had was this quite large-scale table centre-piece, and Brian wondered if maybe they had been caught-up in the global logistics foul-up and failed to get a new stock from Germany, which is likely, but anyway, no blurb needed as we're familiar with them now . . . Hansel and Gretel;
D is for Dang! It's the Dastardly Day of the Dead Again!
Rather like with this year's ITLAPD, Halloween hasn't gone smoothly, and might seem a bit bitty to some, but I managed to pull back a few boo-boo's at the end of the week and am starting the blurbification on Friday night to get the posts done in time . . . I hope!
And . . . although I've never intended Halloween to grow to the size of 'Pirate Day, A) I never intended West Country Accent Day to grow quite as big as it has the last few years either, and B) these things will wax and wane under their own steam! But we might as well start with the same 'round-up' post/format I've adopted for ITLAPD!
I've had this for years (I think?), anyway it was in the mixed, unbranded monster box, and while sorting earlier in the year, fired off a few shots for today before it went off to storage. It's a sort of dragon/bat/vampire finger-puppet, and in polyethylene so not as comfortable as the more usual PVC ones on a finger, especially a fat, grown-up's one!But it also makes a passable stand-alone,
'toy soldier' figure, and is here posed on 1898's Transylvania, then the
eastern part of Austria-Hungary, now in central Rumania. Worth a read . . . Wikipedia
The dragon giving it an Arthurian bent, it's otherwise a medieval setting with a (THE?) sword in a stone, wishing well, sub-scale tent and pack-animal, and two figures per 'side' or 'team', there's definitely a dragon missing, and possibly other stuff?
On one of the Faceplant groups I'm on, there has been a lot of edible Halloween stuff in the last few weeks, not least a recurring line of seasonal breakfast cereals, and the coffin-candy we looked at a couple of years ago, so I was happy to find these in Sainsbury's and post them over there the other day, as it's mostly an action-figure site, so I don't post as much as some of the others! Purple Jaffa Cakes! They're Purple and they're JAFFA CAKES!!!! Well . . . lilac . . . with an orangey-bit! I've still got a pack . . . I'm going to go and have one in a minute! I've also been filling gaps in the Technolog collection and here's four suitable for Halloween, from the top; chocolate-brown Heroic Barbarians, lilac Amazons, large green Orks and a set of what I suspect are bad Knights, very bad knights, and god knows what that colour is; metallic mauve? It's not quite purple, it's not quite maroon . . . Kriminal Krimson?Monday, October 25, 2021
P is for Pattern - 1907 Lee Enfield Sword Bayonet
To Paraphrase Sunday's Post - This IS the long 17-inch 'sword' bayonet of WWI infantry charges across no-man's-land AND that of the 'Desert Rats' of the 8th army in those iconic press-shots (and Airfix artwork) of World War II!
S is for Still 'Q is for Question Time' but C is for Closer to an Answer!
I actually found this in Greece, but with an English title 'Plastic Toys' that's no guarantee of anything, I also sourced an Alamo set in generic packaging from Greece, which was actually BMC! Four cowboys on foot protect a wagon from two mounted Native American Indians. Stapled (rather than heat-sealed) blister hints at age, but it's not empirical. Colours aren't as interesting as the metallic's we looked at last time, but new poses include a couple more Marx 54mm clones and a mounted Indian, he has both a familiar look and the look of French 1950's hard plastic, which could be another clue? The wagon is a common design, Crescent, Blue Box, various US makers and Giant et al in the smaller scales, this is the version with a box-seat forward of the tilt and differs from others with an additional towing hitch at the rear. And . . . yet another iteration of 'THAT' horse, which - while Bergan/Beton to us - is actually the old Britains hollow-cast standard! Foot figures are marked as last time, the mounted figures have a more evenly scalloped edge to the base side/rim, and what looks to be a removed brand-mark, all are numbered, seemingly in sequence with the previously seen ones (by which I mean the duplicates are marked the same!), starting somewhere above ten or fifteen, suggesting earlier numbers may be for another line - WWII or US Cavalry, knights . . . or something else? How it looks now; the reason I only shot the one mounted Indian from the set as 'new' is that factory-painted versions had since turned-up - in the pile! So we have Marx clones and [possibly] French clones, in a least three issues (one painted, two colour-way runs) which may be French and/or have had a Greek branding/importer.
The card also has a spurious '2' hinting at other card-arts, or suggesting the artwork may have been nicked from something else? And the numbers now found hint at a set of at least 15, in fives, plus the wagon (or any other accessories?), thus:
21-25 - Mounted cowboys
26-30 - Mounted Indians
But that is all pure conjecture, the Marx foot figures were a larger set and more/all poses may have been copied, taking the numbering back to 1, 5 or 10 . . . with no foot Indians being produced?
Anyone feel they can add anything, or ID the mounted figure's donors?
Now known to have been Kain premiums at some point, and one of the Indians on foot was here, elsewhere, and a higher number, as are two more, all under both Kain and Make; Greek tags now so you can find them, and more have come in. product issued by Kain is still unknown and cowboys on foot may be numbered from 10 or 11?