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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.

Sunday, January 21, 2018

B is for Basingrad Strikes Back!

And so to Basingrad, no superhero interactive figure/book combo's in TK Maxx I'm afraid, but I did run into a couple of Imperial Storm Troopers escorting a Carbonite'ed Han Solo to Jabba the Hutt's Palace!


All the details you'll need and well worth a visit of you happen to be in the area or passing through, the museum is right in the middle of town (five minutes from the M3 and A30), and the best thing to do it climb to the top of the one-way / circular and grab a space in one of the open-air car-parks there, then it's a couple of minutes walk, if you're on foot you probably know the place as well as me and don't need my wittering confusing you!


I only took a few shots to give you a flavour of the exhibition, but will return and get some more later in the month. It's basically a very good collection of the first series figures up to 'The final 17', with a fair amount of Palitoy packaging, but there are also film cells, concept artwork, lots of photographs and publicity material, foreign packaging, lobby cards and adverts and such like; I'm no Star Wars nerd, but I know enough to recognise both high-quality and wide-knowledge in one place, when I see it and there's plenty here.

There's a little pohoto-booth 'corner' where younger fans can dress-up or be taken for Yoda!

"This is not the museum-goer you are looking for!" Your author doing a poor job of trying to look as menacing as a Storm Trooper, I think the Spanish have a phrase for this kind of shenanigans (so do the Irish!); Sombrero Loco! I only had five minutes or I would have squeezed into the full suit and arrested someone Tory-looking!

There are several of these stand alone cabinets with really rare stuff, absolutely mint stuff and rare/mint stuff! All of it is from that early three-film era of 1977 to 1983. With some of the rarest pieces on show being from that late '83 period, when; after seeing the toys get 'Toy of the Year' (again); the toymakers - thinking the movies were done - cleared the remaining figures, loose, in bulk packs through good old Woolworths!

There's a looped DVD display next to the generosity box (the exhibition is free to enter) with old promotional videos, TV toy adverts and contemporary news items on the Star Wars 'craze'.

And there's a smuggler! Under guard! Looking a little unwell!

The walls are lined with lots of these cases showing every figure (even the really rare ones - there are two different walrus-men for instance), although; if I have one criticism it's that the significance of each pair is not explained, so you have to guess whether you're looking at a Palitoy/Kenner pairing, or a Palitoy/Madelman pairing or a Kenner/Brazilian knock-off pairing?

I can see that level of nerdiness would be too much for little kids or casual browsers, a quick key by each cabinet however, would enhance the experience for some?

As is almost de rigueur these days - there are masks to cut out and take away after the show, and while I grabbed a couple for the flavour, there were all the main/favourite characters . . . good and bad-guys!

Both the local papers gave full coverage to the opening event which looks to have been fun with the usual gang of enactors (I don't think you can call them re-enactors when it's fictional!), an original commercial/poster artist and the collector himself - Matt Fox - all present.

A nice surprise to find on a particularly cold, grey, winters day, and I can heartily recommend it, I spent maybe five/ten-minutes getting a flavour of the event and grabbing the above shots and flyers, but if you read all the info-cards and take your time you could easily lose an hour, or two?

P is for Picasa Clearance - Banner and Pyro Trucks

Just a quickie, this was in the folder with the spaceships - which is a bit daft, so let's get them out and away!

Both 'dime-store' vehicles from the late 1940's or early 1950's with Banner's cross-over plastic/tin-plate lorry behind and the larger size of Pyro troop-carrier in front of it.

Kleeware carried the Pyro vehicles in the UK, but this is a US moulding, I think you can tell - in the photo - from the sharpness and shade of the figures (?), in 'life' you will find different markings of course.

I don't know if Banner had a similar UK partner? Damp (these were from a collection kept in Florida) has attacked the tin-plate [canvas] tilt with surface rust which has to be watched, because once it's got a  hold it will always threaten to spread.

Another old picture from a sorting session at the old house back in 2009, we looked at the Tudor Rose at the time I think and maybe one or two others (Kleeware), but most would go back to storage, however we may well have them all back here by July, so there may be some in the autumn, but with everything else coming out of storage, it may be a while before we get round to some things in any event!

It's a fuzzy, long-shot I'm afraid, but you can spot another Banner truck with squarer tilt, along with a station-wagon and HO road-grader, in the mid-distance. Next to them are the other marked Pyro military (the Kleeware being out of shot or in one of the tubs) . . . what else can you recognise?

There's a Gilbert fire-monster from Dr. No.(the dividing/splitting yacht is hiding somewhere?), a rather warped Ideal jeep, Aurora window-display Patton, Tim Mee, the Raphael Lipkin tank transporter (we also looked at, at the time) and Conqueror, a few space-tanks, lots of 'Empire' and HK polymer, Thomas, a Tudor Rose battle-group in the foreground, Majorette hiding by the table, Manurba civil trucks (pale green blobs to the left), Auburn, Wannatoys, Irwin, Reliable, Wells-Brimtoy, Tomte/Galenite, a boxed 'old bill' bus and a whole tub of artillery!

All good fun, most still to come on Small Scale World! And no - I can't remember why a half a pirate ship is in evidence, their tub was elsewhere!

Added at the last minute, from another folder, this is the Kleeware marked, 'military' plastic version of the Pyro smaller-size drinks-crate wagon! We've seen it with the others, here before, but it gets it out of Picasa and off the laptop!

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Thought for the Day 20

For those who imagine they're indispensable . . .


Our graveyards are full of people
the World 'couldn't do without'

                  - Unknown

H is for Hot Wheel's Halo Hog

First purchase of the New Year (actually the second, I grabbed an evilBay lot before this, but it's still in the post!), a pound from Poundworld-Plus and a neat little thing, sadly lacking figures, and I'm struggling to think of some which will suit, I suspect Galoob's Starship Trooper bug-hunters will be closest!

On the card and I didn't even notice the Halo logo, thinking it was another of the current crop of special-force 'dune buggy' type support-weapon platforms that are around and about.

Truth is, it looks like the Lamborghini Cheetah of the 1970's, resembles several of the aforementioned SF fast-strike vehicles and looks nothing like anything we'll actually end up using in deep space ten-thousand years from now!

And that assumes we will ever get off this planet in a fit state to engage advanced civilisations in warfare! Funny little pink monkeys; if it ever happens it will last five minutes and we'll be someone else's breakfast, the common cold helping us . . . nought!

The weapon is a fixed-mount which I thought was disappointing, but I guess now these Hot Wheels and their equivalent Matchbox 1-75 and Jonny Lightning smallies are aimed at the one-$/£/ mark, extra playability will be kept to the minimum?

 I love the smell of a burning alien sky in the morning!

News, views etc . . . New Britains Website?

I don't know how long this has been up for, but there's a lot of very interesting stuff on it and tons of pictures, I'll add it to the top link-list, but here it is for now . . .

http://www.britains-toy-soldier.co.uk/index.html

Friday, January 19, 2018

Thought for the Day 19

For the complacently over-optimistic . . . .


I know not with what weapons
World War III will be fought,
but World War IV will be fought
with sticks and stones.


- Albert Einstein

S is for Shelfies 2 - Imperial (Walmart)

Brian B was also busy after Christmas with the shelfie-habit and managed to shoot these, and I'm very pleased to see stocks of them are still out there, as I tried to buy two of the three sets earlier in the year and found myself dealing with an idiot! Surface to say by the time I didn't get them, the seller had reimbursed me three times and invoiced me twice more!

Imperial, the US jobber is currently (was  recently?) shipping these in from China, and while the 'army men' are the same ones we looked at twice back in August and have also looked at on other occasions here at SCW - being the Tim Mee cold-war warrior, GI-clones, the other figures are less common takes on cavemen, ninjas, pirates and zombies.

While the 'Zombie Responders' are another source for other-colour copies of Tim Mee's. And it would seem that while we know the GI's come in a bunch of poses, the other four appear to have more limited sculpt-counts?

Ninja's versus pirates, what can go wrong?!! Quite a lot actually, the ninjas would presumably win, but they need to melt-away into the night and it's not easy to melt-away into the night on 70-tons of oak waiting for a breeze, so that leaves . . . the Marie Celeste!

I think I'm right in saying I've seen these for sale in bulk on Amazon or Alibaba as capsule toys and they also came in long 'toobs' 45 vs 45 figures.

Imperial cave-men versus army men, 15 figures each, one lot armed with semi-automatic assault weapons, the other with rudimentary rock-wheels and err . . . .rocks! Even less even-handed than the last lot, but we know that in the B-movie it would seem altogether more balanced with a cliff-hanger every 15-minutes just before the 'message from our sponsors' which is where the kids heads are supposed to be at!

Hay, call it cynicism but people get whole repeat series' commissioned out of M16-owner's failures to deal with the slow, shambling, bits-falling-of, undead!

S is for Shelfies 1 - Bullyland (TK Maxx)

Been busy with shelfies, I notice TJF Stadinger has posted some shelfies too, well, if Small Scale World's on to an apparent winner; you'd better copy me for a bit of reflected glory or get left behind, huh? But they're old hat here, we're on to 'Thought for the Day' for this year's meme and the incredibly-dim-one's already a month behind if he want's a slice of that! Too funny! And chess-set shelfies at that, but then I've mentioned chess sets several times in the last few months, so they need to get aboard that bandwagon too. . . funny!
 
As it happens; these are not brilliant shots, but they give you an idea what's out there - post the holiday season - and while I don't collect this stiff myself I know some people are failing to resist the upward trend in 'scale-creep'.
 
The post Christmas sale-off at TK Maxx included a few Bullyland PVC's** and I shot some the other week, these two are both from the 'Princess' (Disney) range, even though one is clearly not a princess! They're also on the big side at 70+mm.
 
** Actually they are 'PVC Free' so one of the new synthetic rubbers such as ethylene vinyl acetate: (EVA), styrene-butadiene-rubber (SBR), ethylene-propylene-diene-monomer (EPDM) from the new class of thermoplastic elastomers (TPE's), hybrid silicon, nitrile, or Nora Rubber, all sort of synthetic-PVC's! The trouble is none of them state their polymer, so will continue to be tagged 'PVC' or 'Silicon', depending on their properties as defined by visual/manual inspection! . . .WAKE UP!
 
A pair from a movie or TV show (haven't heard of it) also Disney, one character looks a bit US 'Preppy', the other more Hispanic, Mediterranean or Arabian. If I can find a link it'll be here [Disney TV], but I don't lose sleep over this stuff!
 
Making a return to SCW, we've looked as Frozen stuff in several sizes and from several makers over the last four or five years and every time I get the that effing 'Let it go' earworm from the Crimbo-day singing doll round my bothers about four years ago stuck in my head! An incident which has clearly scared me for life! And if you tried to switch it off - it just stated again . . . in Spanish!
 
Dejarlo ir . . . Dejarlo ir . . . Dejarlo ir !

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Thought for the Day 18


Politics is the gentle art of getting 
votes from the poor and 
campaign-funds from the rich 
by promising to protect each from the other.

- Oscar Ameringer 

F is for Follow-up - Large Scale Figures

Back to 1:1 (from the other day's 2:1!) and both Brian Berke and myself managed to encounter plastic figures (albeit glass-reinforced plastic (GRP)) of conversational size, conversational that is; if you happen to stand next to them with Mr Magoo  levels of myopia! How rude! I only said good-day?!

This has replaced the knight we looked at a year or two ago, outside the local toy shop - yes; the same toy shop who hid their nutcracker at the back of the store! I'm guessing these come from some Playmobil (or PR agency) people-store! I wonder what will turn-up next? I'll keep an eye-out!

A  cartoon-related figure from Brian came as a result of the Giant lady the other day, it's from something called Rick and Morty (by/on Adult Swim) which seems to have totally escaped me! More can be ascertained here! 'The poop in my pants' . . . have they found our level?!

P is for Picasa-Clearer . . . Taylor and Barrett Rickshaw with Chinese 'Coolie'

I use the inverted commas as I believe the term is now considered derogatory, at least by some, but that was its title/description back in the day, it was also sold with a Zulu 'cab-driver'!

Another bit of hollow-cast metal, again from Adrian (thank you Mr. Little), and an unusual piece; not re-issued in plastic, either, I believe, so you either have a lead one or no-one, or look at the pretty pictures above! Actually they're not the best images I've done, but they give a flavour of the thing!

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Thought For The Day 17

For those still looking for a new year's resolution . . .

The best time to plant an oak tree
was twenty-five years ago.
The second best time is today.

-          James Carville

News, Views etc . . . still a bit groggy!

Hope to be back up and running 'proper' in a day or two, but still feeling a bit blurh! Loaded some bits for tomorrow and Thursday.

Here's another three stretchy, smiley, silicon-rubber aliens from Tobar/Hawkin's Bazaar by way of Picasa clearance!

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Thought for the Day 16

For cynics everywhere!

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly' meaning 'many' and the word 'ticks' meaning blood-sucking parasites.

                                                 - Larry Hardiman

Monday, January 15, 2018

Thought for the Day 15

For those who don't look in a mirror often enough . . .

Everyone is as God has made him,
and often-times a great deal worse.


- Miguel Cervantes

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Thought for the Day 14

For those who don't fucking swear . . .

Under certain circumstances,
profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer

- Mark Twain


Saturday, January 13, 2018

Thought for the Day 13

For the thoughtful . . .


God loved the birds and invented trees
Man loved the birds and invented cages

-          Jaques Deval

News, Views etc . . . dying!

If you're reading this I haven't posted anything new until at least next Tuesday, due to my imminent death from man-flu! I posted Fridays stuff on Thursday while half-asleep and then [probably] went back to bed, where I had been for the preceding 24hrs, and yes; I know there are worse things happen as sea, but I'm not at sea, I'm at sixes and nines!

Still, yesterday was the 12th, and today is a Saturday, which can only mean . . .

. . . it's exactly four months to the best show of the year! Which is just the news you need in on a grey January day, full of flu!

Come back on Tuesday, there'll be something here!

Friday, January 12, 2018

Thought for the Day 12

For anyone who thinks to decive . . .



A half-truth is a whole lie


-          Russian Proverb

P is for Picasa Clearance - Matchbox WWII British Commandos

Took these in 2013, so well over-due for their Blog appearance! Bit of a box-ticker, but it'll all be here one day!

A couple of colour variations; with a washy, apple-green paddler and a pale, greyish, olive-drab boat.


Note the 'Spruletts' on the right-hand figure, in a mint set they all should have one or two of them.

Baseless and prone figures, I'm missing the ladder (and possibly a couple of figures?) but I only started collecting the large scale nine-years ago! And I think you'll find the small-scale set in/from the tag-list to which these have now been added - box ticked!