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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.

Friday, May 21, 2021

T is for ♫♪♫♫ Tank Heavurn for Leettle Girrrls! ♫♪♪♪

Bit of an odyssey on this one, so we'll start with the 2000/2001 Archie McPhee catalogue, sent free when I purchased the YT re-issue Giant knights and Mongols from them . . . twenty years ago (where does it go?); a small, black and white image . . .

Accoutrements; Archie McPhee; Draconia; Fantasy Figures; Fantasy Girls; Fantasy Toy Figures; Fantasy Toy Soldiers; Fantasy Women; Invasion Of The Monster Women; Kurt Hanks; Little Weirdos; Monster Women; Reptilia; Sarapede; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Tarantuella; The Scorpion Queen; Vampira;
. . . but it peaked my interest, even though at the time I was 'small scale' only, clearly harking back to the rubber jigglers of past gum-ball vending machine capsule prizes, while also being scantily-clad 'babes' of some allure, what's not to like!

Accoutrements; Archie McPhee; Draconia; Fantasy Figures; Fantasy Girls; Fantasy Toy Figures; Fantasy Toy Soldiers; Fantasy Women; Invasion Of The Monster Women; Kurt Hanks; Little Weirdos; Monster Women; Reptilia; Sarapede; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Tarantuella; The Scorpion Queen; Vampira;
Fast-forward about twelve years and Brian Carrick put four in a bag of cheepies for me at a PW show - one of the first at the new venue - and I was holding them from the blog thinking there were eight in the set so four still to find, but the other day I saw the same four on evilBay and though "Oh. maybe it was only ever the four?", so shot them to Blog - here above; Draconia and Reptilia!

Accoutrements; Archie McPhee; Draconia; Fantasy Figures; Fantasy Girls; Fantasy Toy Figures; Fantasy Toy Soldiers; Fantasy Women; Invasion Of The Monster Women; Kurt Hanks; Little Weirdos; Monster Women; Reptilia; Sarapede; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Tarantuella; The Scorpion Queen; Vampira;
Here we have Sarapede and Tarantuella, they are all 'Stab & Hope' painted, which only really adds to their retro-charm, and are manufactured in a very soft silicon-rubber, so could be called 'strechies' as well as jigglers!

Accoutrements; Archie McPhee; Draconia; Fantasy Figures; Fantasy Girls; Fantasy Toy Figures; Fantasy Toy Soldiers; Fantasy Women; Invasion Of The Monster Women; Kurt Hanks; Little Weirdos; Monster Women; Reptilia; Sarapede; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Tarantuella; The Scorpion Queen; Vampira;
However I'd then found the catalogue and realised there were six pose and after scanning the catalogue, quickly found one cheap BIN on feeBay and fired-off some of my shekels to receive this a week or so ago! I'm not opening it, as I'll find the two missing ones loose at some point.

Note that it's actually branded to Accoutrements, Archie McPhee is the headquarters with a large store, Accoutrements is the retail branding, rather like our Tobar/Hawkin's Bazaar, but I don't think Accoutrements have a chain of stores like Hawkin's did - until recently!

Accoutrements; Archie McPhee; Draconia; Fantasy Figures; Fantasy Girls; Fantasy Toy Figures; Fantasy Toy Soldiers; Fantasy Women; Invasion Of The Monster Women; Kurt Hanks; Little Weirdos; Monster Women; Reptilia; Sarapede; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Tarantuella; The Scorpion Queen; Vampira;
But I did shoot them in-situ, to finish the article and this is Vampira, the vampish bat-lady, harbinger of Covid!

Accoutrements; Archie McPhee; Draconia; Fantasy Figures; Fantasy Girls; Fantasy Toy Figures; Fantasy Toy Soldiers; Fantasy Women; Invasion Of The Monster Women; Kurt Hanks; Little Weirdos; Monster Women; Reptilia; Sarapede; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Tarantuella; The Scorpion Queen; Vampira;
And possibly my favourite; The Scorpion Queen.

In looking into these, I realised I should have known there were six, not just because the catalogue was in the archive, but because Littleweirdos and Shean's fantasy Soldiers posted them ages ago and I've always followed both blogs, but just as you can't physically own everything, so too your brain doesn't retain everything! So, a shout out to them and I also found the designer of the follow-on product's artwork.

Little Weirdos Blog
Shaun's Fantasy Toy Soldiers Blog
Kurt Hanks, Designer

Accoutrements; Archie McPhee; Draconia; Fantasy Figures; Fantasy Girls; Fantasy Toy Figures; Fantasy Toy Soldiers; Fantasy Women; Invasion Of The Monster Women; Kurt Hanks; Little Weirdos; Monster Women; Reptilia; Sarapede; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Tarantuella; The Scorpion Queen; Vampira;
In a hobby-world where nearly all the product represents male figures, it has to be said that Archie/Accoutrements have flown the flag for women since their inception, with Rosie the Riveter, flying nuns, flick-nuns, grow your own hookers, nuns, tarts and girlfriends (well, maybe not always the high-point of feminism!) found in the catalogue over the years!

They also produced (or commissioned) the above; 70mm red-carpet 'fans', 70mm glow-in-the-dark zombie women and one of the few true action figures in my collection; the Crazy Cat Lady . . . for the six cats of course! And there's a set of B-movie panicking victims, with several females, somewhere, who go well with the zombies!

2 comments:

Mark, Man of TIN said...

With a great pun of a title like that, I was dreading an outbreak on your blog of the bizarre and dubious Girls Und Panzer franchise https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_und_Panzer

Hugh Walter said...

No Mark! I try to stay clear of over-hyped, over sexuallised, overpriced resin or vinyl crud aimed at kidults - not always successfully!

H