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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.

Saturday, October 21, 2023

B is for Blast Off!

I'm sure we've had that title before, but it keeps appearing in popular (and not so popular) culture, the 'Blast Off' hook; books, toys, board games, T-shirts, nightclubs, maths programmes, several movies, songs, poems. . . and now, these eraser sets!

I thought I'd shot these on the rugs from the kitchen before I put them into storage, but I'm not so sure that it's the same pattern, so I'm not so sure that I did? Therefore, they may be feeBay images, but whatever, you can see a nice set of erasers with a large'ish astronaut and some space-related items - a nice pulp-type ship atop a 'pillar of flame' (to milk the metaphors) and two planets.
 
Then I saw this in Home Bargains the other day for less than a fiver, and thought "Blog!", so grabbed one, not realising the contents were different, so I will go back and try to get a spaceship one with another-colour of figure for a follow-up post!
 
Credited to a TJM, which I think is the in-house label of TKMaxx? Which would mean that TKMaxx, Homesense and Home Bargains (a downmarket clearance type rival to B&M) are the same company, as is Maxisave in Australia! We are being corporatised!
 
Clearly the UFO (or it is Saturn, one of the planets in the other set, given a skirt?), needs some hot water, and the shooting star is the weakest of the seven items ID'd so far (astronaut is the same in both sets I think), but - from its shape - would be the best eraser!
 
The pencils are all gray/graphite pencils, not coloured 'crayons', and each has an uplifting motto, including the eponymous Blast Off! There's no sharpener to get them started though, which given the cheap nature of the units we've looked at here at Small Scale World for things like novelty sharpeners and Christmas crackers, seems a bit tight?

Friday, October 20, 2023

S is for Sometimes . . . I Can be a Fuckwit, Twice in a Fortnight!

When I published the Robots the other day, I had totally missed a much bigger folder with a shed load of mostly eraserbot shots in it! Anyway, I found it a couple of days later and after a quick "Doh!", cobbled the next two posts together (helped by a recent purchase) and chucked a couple of dozen -  mostly Internet - images back into the generic folder for another day!

I'd forgotten acquiring these a while ago . . . last year some time, even before the posts I did at the time, simple flats, but colourful, several sellers were selling them individually for silly money, but I found one who had the set for a reasonable collective price, we'd seen similar flats (or 'tiles'?) before, so it seems a new branch of the collection was calling!
 
Here the red one is compared with those seen in that/those previous post/s, and you can see these are toward the larger end of the spectrum, at around 60mm, but the fun is in adding six items to a growing sub-genre!
 
Spotted this set on feeBay, branded to Emson, can't remember why I left it at the time, possibly because there were only the two figurals, for a high BIN, or postage from somewhere else was ridiculous (global shipping program anyone?)? But they are interesting for having a semi-transparent polymer with flecks of glitter set into it.
 
I also saw these TV related ones online somewhere, probably an incomplete set, and, like all these: the artwork is waterslide transfer-printed straight onto the blocks of eraser rubber.

Thursday, October 19, 2023

B is for Big Box! Two of Two

It was a big box! This is the rest of the polymer plunder in Jon's third parcel to the Blog, and again there are all sorts of useful bits and pieces here, and one lovely thing!
 
I think this is all Cherilea, but I've got into trouble in the past saying that about stuff which is actually Hilco, or even old enough to be Johilco, so for now it's provisional! Farm and zoo have very much taken a back seat over the years of the Blog, but hopefully when it all comes together shortly (and I've been saying that on-and-off for nearly three years now!), we will have some mini-seasons on it all, and I'll get the thematic pages knocked-together on the A-Z pages!

More cavalry mounts, always useful as the riders often come separately, sans-weapons and the wholes have to be reunited as a kit of parts, three Deetail, one Herald, one Timpo and quite a good-quality Hong Kong copy of Timpo at the back.

Donkeys, asses, mules and/or ponies, including a daft one from Kinder (heay, they all have their place!), the one with a ribbon is a MEG 'Pocket' pony I seem to recall, and the brown on white should have been in the first image?

Rabbits, I am really looking forward to sorting the rabbits out; in addition to the large lot I got for a song on evilBay a couple of years ago and Blogged at the time, I have found a similar sized lot, a smaller lot from a charity shop and had several purchases of useful individual rabbits (and a plastic version of the hollow-cast family - Taylor and/or Barratt?), so there will be a serious page on rabbits one day! The two brown ones here are the cleanest I've ever seen?

This is the 'lovely' thing! What a thing to find in a parcel of someone's collection sorting! Those who have followed the Blog for a while will know I have a bit of a thing for cable-drums and cable-drum carriers, specifically set-off by my childhood Hornby-Triang one, this is the full-on Binn's Road O-gauge version, in wood with paper overlay detailing, mint-in-box!
 
A truly delightful piece, I have an old tatty-one, possibly with different graphics, but this will fit on one of the OO flat-trucks/bolster wagons . . . I reckon . . . if the sniper-wagon fits under the tunnels, this should! There is also a short well-wagon, I could look out for one of them at Sandown Park? Brilliant!

Two modern farm people from China, one probably to go with a boxed show-jumping set of quite large scale, the other more toward the Elastolin 70mm, and in their style, all will be ID'd from the animal forums in the fullness of time.
 
Along with an orphaned piece of barbed-wire from an 'army-man' set and a piece of scenic rock from a similar rack toy or big-box set, missing some plug-in's, such stuff can often be ID'd from old catalogues.

Odds & sods including Kinder bits, a fluffy dog (who might be a badly-drawn cat), a Playmobil horse and a goose which truanted the poultry-shot! I know I have the late Herald charioteers, placed on bases, but I don't think I have the chariot, so half of one is a start, and I'm sure I'll find one with a complete drawbar and broken wheels for a bit of cut-n-shut surgery?

A super lot of bits here, mostly Britains Herald, with some Swoppet stuff and plenty of spares, the two green bits bottom-left, are from the farm fencing, specifically the style I think? The crawling Indian was always one of my favourites!

 
A few military bits finished the lot, and a Christmas tree hanger erzgebirge figure who looks a little like a Chinese mandarin in his court finest! A Timpo lookout/sentry needs a base which I have somewhere, and the blue policeman seems to be from the same source as the Ackerman (and everyone else) set of six combat troops we've seen before here.

As always, many thanks to Jon Attwood for all this, it may be his chuck-outs, but it will all add to the whole going forwards, and there's always new or useful things in these lots, while that cable-drum . . . lovely!

There's still another big parcel from Jon to Blog, three from Peter Evans, one from Brian Berke (with some very unusual figures), and a Sandown park report, all of which I will try to clear in the next week or so, and I've found a bunch of Charity Shop purchase posts from 2021/2 which need to be cleared!
 

B is for Big Box! One of Two

I can't believe it's nearly forty days since I covered Jon Attwood's smaller of two parcels? The time just flies at 'our' age! Not that I can be accused of tardiness, or idleness; there have been 70-odd posts since then, but very much playing catch-up with the 'H is for' department, for the next few days, as another Sandown is flying down the tracks toward us!
 
This is the contents of the third parcel from Jon, which the second was taped to, and there's some lovely stuff among the chuck-outs, and everything is Greatfully received! Quick shout-out to Peter E and Brian B, they both have posts in the pipeline, which I will try to get out in the next few days, along with the last Sandown shots!

An absolute mass of Horses, I have a tub of similar stuff, but with few duplicates I can see, and while there may be some similar small ones in the mini-PVC 'toob' toy box, they come from so many sources it's impossible to find all of them!
 
As it happens there is a complete (I think) set of Safari mini-horses toward the centre/bottom of this shot, and I've photographed them separately as a follow-up, I had two duplicates, but they were both sufficiently different to warrant comparison images!

More obvious cavalry mounts, some well known and some less so, my pre-existing box has a lot of this kind of stuff (mostly Spanish or Italian I think, with a few Frenchies), while here we have mostly British and some new production (Accurate/Imex/Italeri types - with bases), the two green saddle-cloth horses may be Spanish, and I'd love an ID on the big black fellah, he looks American maybe?
 
Wild animals, and again there's useful stuff, or new to collection items here, the eraser hippo being a charmer, the large panda and a couple of the elephants had marks I think, but being as how I'm trying to vacate this place (next Friday I think?) and keep the flat tidy, everything's getting sorted and stack a bit rapidly!
 
Hopefully, I will go back over some of it in the weeks ahead, I know I promised to get the brands of the biggies from the small-box post, and we've seen others, so I'll plan some follow-ups once I'm kicking my heels in the flat!

Piggy-wigs! I'm sure I've said before, you can never have too many piggy-wigs, so I'll say it again! The cartoony one is definitely new to the collection, as are the three white-ones I think, but several others look to be new, it'll need a bigger sorting!
 
Sheep, goats and lambs, I hope to sort all the Hong Kong stuff out one day, if not brands, at least sets, but with the goats I think the task will prove impossible, someone like Blue Box or Holly copied it first (ex-Britains), and then everyone else copied it, most of them are unmarked, some of them are very poor examples, and they are all shiny-black polyethylene with a bit of white paint, but one day, I'll have a try!

A handful of cows here, and there's some very interesting stuff, with Crescent and Cherilea and some early British (Trojan/Kentoy?), with an unusual one to the front-left, which I think is Matchbox?
 
A couple of errant sheep one of whom probably needs three dogs to control him! Two of the dogs (left pair) are also new to the collection, while the Hong Kong 'Lassie' will need to be compared to the others against mark - sculpting - paint-colour.
 
The same note on goats, applies to the poultry too, ascribing them all in the future will be a nightmare, and it may well be that both poultry and goats were produced by one or two minor factors, and then bought-in by everyone else as bag/set-fillers?

However, this lot also has easier stuff to ID too, like the two creamy early British produced ones with their red-brush swipe, the PVC duck (middle left) and a couple of hollow-cast ones at the back! The flapping goose is Crescent.
 

Some riders for those horses at the top of the post, not sure if the Athena (Greece) ceremonial's horse was in the lot (might be in part two?), but I may have a spare somewhere. The policeman is Corgi and the race-rider is an unknown - to me - Hong Kong chappie I think, the rest are Britains production of various generations/sets.

Many thanks again to Jon, it really is all useful grist to the mill, and fun to share with the rest of you, while I'm slowly building a decent sample of the Life Guards mounted musicians! Thank you Jon.

S is for Sometimes . . . I Can be a Fuckwit!

The other day when I posted the 100 pipers swizzle-sticks, and said I thought I'd posted them here, but couldn't find them, it was because they hadn't been posted here, they'd always been at the back of my mind to post, but were in storage, and the mention of PW magazine was because I probably did shoot them for that mag, so when they were at hand (2008-11), between storage phases, I didn't post them as they may have appeared in the mag first!
 
Obviously, when interest in the mag' waned, and its future took a back seat, they could be shot for here, but were back in storage, only they ended-up in the garage, and were shot, not in that batch of board games I did out on the lawn, in the autumn of 2020, with a little help from Girly-Girl, shortly before she died, but over that Christmas, while I sat here waiting for mum to pass, all a bit crappy, but with Boysey-Boy dying last week, I've come to realise that getting old is about taking increasing amounts of sadness and dealing with it.
 
Anyway, the shots were down in the boardgame section of Picasa (1962) all along, where there's about a dozen board-games in the long-queue! So here, now adding to the tags they could have created earlier, are they!

 Marketed by Marketplan for Seagram's, it's obviously a promotional, but whether it was a commercial exercise (Christmasy gift section of Department Stores?) or a more pub-oriented 'issue', like ashtrays or beer-mats, supplied by the distiller or their agents (Marketplan?) to landlords for customers to play on the premises I don't know, but it's quite common on feebleBay, so it may have been a shop-buyable thing?
 
The .gif! These board games do rather lend themselves to gif-production (not 'Jiff' teeheehee) so long as you set the camera and watch the lighting!
 
Double fuckwittedness lead to me not shooting the figures because even before last week, I thought they HAD been on the blog (I'm pretty sure one figures was in a donation report from Peter or Chris, but I obviously didn't tag it!), so both these have been cropped out of the image above and one of the .gif stills!
 
The figures are flats, about 28/30mm, and tend to break at ankles or neck, which is why the yellow gets cast out in the animation, he's already lost his head! I also thought the errata slip made for amusing reading - that 100 chickens could win or lose Scotland, as The Bruce might have said to a blue-painted Aussie!

The rules, if you want them, clearly it's a card-based system of play, with dice for movement and a few elements you'll recognise from Monopoly?

I00 Pipers are owned by Pernod Ricard India now, while Seagram had become one of those ridiculously over-extended 'conglomerates' so fashionable in the 1970's and which mostly imploded under the Thatcherite-Raganomic free-for all of resent years, a free-for-all which will kill us all, shortly, it's actually incapable of not doing so.
 
They did leave us with a series of notable buildings around the world though, and I used to show all the Segway sales-team people the 'Seagram Building' in London - The Ark - when I gave them my impromptu guide to the London sights!

Tuesday, October 17, 2023

F is for Found Objects - Six of . . . It's Stick!

You'll be glad to hear! Even I was getting sick of the title thing! There was lots of other stuff 'found' or re-found over the last three years, and we'll be dipping into all sorts for years to come, but this is the last of the bitty-bits, and it's all fabric tonight!
 
A few things from the bedroom drawers which weren't in the mending or sewing boxes, including a plastic thimble from a Christmas cracker (Christmas again!), I've always thought actually using one was a recipe for a needle in the finger, and there's no sign it has been used!
 
Used to love this when we were kids, it's just a really tangible object you want to pick up and handle, marked 'Foreign', it'll be from post-war Japan, and you see them on evilBay with up to ten people, what's nice about it is that each person is made from a fine silk-fabric off-cut, some with their own patterns.

Dad's Borneo formation sign, sleeve badge, Mum must have sewn the poppers on, so it could be removed in the jungle, as it makes a nice upper-torso target! I was a baby at the time and totally unaware of the life & death connotations of everyday life!
 
Mum had this off-cut of fabric, again, probably from Heals or Habitat in Guildford, but it might have been from one of her friends, there was far more thrift back then, than today's throwaway culture, and this heavy material may have been some child's curtains?

Anyway, she had enough to make my Brother and I a cushion each, and I've always liked the jolly guardsmen in their orange and red uniforms, it's - like the dowel animal puppets in an earlier post of this sequence - very redolent of the 1970's design ethic, and you wonder if there may have been other colourways?

F is for Found Objects - Five of . . . Merchandise

Except there's only four, but the titles are playing their own game, as some of may have noticed!
 
Another thematic one now, to which I've added some non-found objects content to stretch the post out, and again we seem to be firmly in Christmas or Christmassy territory, although some of this stuff is all-year-round gift shop fayre!
 
Tins, specifically, tins which look like houses, or buildings, although, to disprove the rule the instant I establish it, one is just a couple of Pooh Bear images! But it is house shaped and both had rather old tea-bags in, which went on the garden some time ago; it's all good compost/soil conditioner!

The Pooh one, it is what it is!
 
But this, obviously commissioned by Waitrose supermarkets (part of the John Lewis group), almost certainly at/for the Christmas season is charming, showing something akin to the original store (Waite, Rose & Taylor . . . what did Taylor do to be excised?) as a wrap-around artwork.

Scaled around the 25/28mm mark, it would be a shoo-in for old-school wargaming, just plonk it down and declare the area built-up/the high street! I don't know if this had tea, chocolate or sweets in? Something else?

While I shot these in TKMaxx a year ago, both were tea containers I think, German? The same roof/lid but one a two-story Southern German municipal building (Rathaus Teabagg), the other more of a Wilhelminian town-house over three floors! That's it; a bit of fun!

F is for Found Objects - Four of . . . More

Back to the general detritus of lives lived, and where those remnants combine with the interests of the Blog or my collecting habits! Remembering that we've also seen the tub of Christmassy cake-decoration pieces, and the stash of things Mum 'borrowed' for her silversmithing. There was more cake-decorating stuff in the garage, but they were subsumed into the collection a few years ago, when I sorted the garage out.
 
On the left; a Tri-Ang clockwork key-winder, I think it's the same as late Hornby and probably some tail-end Mettoy or Minic toys, earlier, pre-war toys tended to have more original designs, sometimes quite ornate, often individually toy-specific winders.

On the right; a plastic Meccano spanner, probably held-on to became it also fit some of the plastic nuts on the loo-tank/cistern, and Mum felt plastic-on-plastic would do less harm to nuts and threads!
 
We saw the stone 'Shroom, when I Blogged the Giant space and Aliens back in 2021, it will be a false-coloured one, like some of the more garish stone eggs you see, porous rock is dyed under pressure, oven-dried and worked/polished to produce stuff like this surprised being!
 
And we saw the mini-pencils/pencil-tops in the previous post, which leaves two craft style felt animals, built-up on wooden-dowel sections, they were probably Heals or Habitat items, very 1970's in styling, but so moth-eaten when I found them, they went to the fire-gods shortly after this shot! A monkey and a cat . . . I think, it might have been a demented panda!
 
At the front are a Shell-petrol keyring, a pair of magnetic pigs who still have the kissing-power and a small ceramic horse, which will be a 20th century copy of earlier pieces I think, nothing 'Ming', but nice, and often done in Ivory, there's a nice set of eight ivorene premium horses in the oriental style from the mentioned-the-other-day Jacquet.

A vintage Christmas gift box (funny how so much of this stuff harks back to Christmases past, every post so far has had Christmas references), sadly stained, with a slice of crimbo-cake I suspect; the staining has that translucence of sugar or alcohol, and the browning of molasses!

But containing old cracker gifts/prizes/novelties, being a ball-puzzle, mini Yo-yo, key/magnifying glass (never understood the combination, but there was always one in a  cheap set of crackers), pirate's eye-patch and something I've already forgotten, it was either a whistle or a periscope?

And note Santa is riding a rocket. So quite a 'Sputnik-fever', 1950's vibe on the wrapping paper!

I had, in the past, supplied my Mother with empty Kinder-eggs, which she would put a few pieces of fine gravel in, to provide endless hours of fun to kittens and younger, or young-at-heart cats, and as they got lost under furniture, more capsules would be procured from moi!
 
Clearly, at some point, a non-empty one was sent to feline playgroup. Mum used to work as a volunteer at the Barnardo's charity shop here in Fleet (before it closed, and they were all laid-off their unpaid roles!), and she may have got this one from there, I don't think it's necessarily Kinder either, one of the Turkish or Italian minor-brands?

Balls! The Wham-O again I think, an antique, glass, codswallop bottle-stop in front of it, and something I've forgotten in the interim, but which is the smallest size of gum-ball capsule container from the look of it?
 
An eclectic mix here with two tortoises, one a PVC tub/tube/blister/header-bag type with full paint, the other a polyethylene glow-in-the-dark novelty with keychain loop, probably from a Christmas cracker?
 
A piece of non-Lego, a felt-tip pen lid, a pearlescent bead, a very small battleship's turret and a Native American, who could be the remains of my 1980 collection (we moved here in October 43 years ago!), or an errant piece of show-plunder from more recent years?
 
One half of the pyramid puzzle from crackers, we looked at these a few years ago, and there was already a bag of oddments, so this will join them, and I think I've said before, I intend in a year or two, to run that whole mini-season of novelty posts again, but with everything now in the collection, storage, then and since, in each category, and any extra-subjects after Christmas; it will be fun to compare them, day by day.
 

This used to be in each car's 'emergency kit' when we were kids. It's an unmarked generic, probably British rather than Hong Kong, but you never know, it's a lovely memory-thing to find, we used to love fiddling with it when we were kids.

Back then there were two standard promotional items from the tyre manufactures, small model-tyres like this with a compass, sometimes as a key ring, and larger replicas as ashtrays, with either a glass or tin-plate insert as the 'wheel', they would be marked up with Goodyear, Michelin, Pirelli etc . . . sometimes, even depicting a specific tyre type, or new range.

This is obviously a mid-century, rear, tractor tyre, so may have come from an agricultural equipment firm, and with farmers on both sides of the family back then, could have come to us via either?