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I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

G is for 'A Good Walk, Spoiled'

I've had quite a bit of interaction with golf, golf clubs and golfers over the years; as a chauffeur I carried golfers around, while living in the sticks I did a bit of work at a golf-club and many years ago I planted a lot of the trees at Southwood Golf Club (now a nature reserve - hooray!) and can report than in my experience and from my observations, they - golf, golf-clubs and golfers -  live up to the worst of their stereotypes, without any effort! However; plastic figures . . . is plastic figures . . .

Cake Decoration; Cake Decoration Figures; Cake Decoration Sportsmen; Cake Decorations; Cakeboards; Cakeboards Golf Players; Cakeboards Golfers; Corgi Golfer; Corgi Toys; Cullpits; Culpitt Golfers; Culpitt's; Culpitt's Cake Decorations; Culpitt's Golf Players; Gem Models Golfers; Gem's Sports Figures; Gem's Sportsmen; GeModels; Gemodels Golfers; Plastic Toy Golfers; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Toy Golfing Figures; Wilton; Wilton Cake Decorations; Wilton Golf Players; Wilton's; Wilton's Golfers;
. . . and with the exception of Marx they are all basically cake decorations, and of course they would be; wouldn't they? What other group of adults would regularly want a child's cake, and one re-affirming the 'legitimacy' of their 'pastime', on their birthday? Presumably with pringle-patterned icing!

The first three are current or current'ish, seen in the larger craft-stores and branded to Wilton's or Anniversary House, then we have the Marx, a rarity only in not having broken yet! The other two are or were both Culpitt's, one from Gemodels, the other a Hong Kong/China replacement who may well have also been issued under other brands.

Cake Decoration; Cake Decoration Figures; Cake Decoration Sportsmen; Cake Decorations; Cakeboards; Cakeboards Golf Players; Cakeboards Golfers; Corgi Golfer; Corgi Toys; Cullpits; Culpitt Golfers; Culpitt's; Culpitt's Cake Decorations; Culpitt's Golf Players; Gem Models Golfers; Gem's Sports Figures; Gem's Sportsmen; GeModels; Gemodels Golfers; Plastic Toy Golfers; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Toy Golfing Figures; Wilton; Wilton Cake Decorations; Wilton Golf Players; Wilton's; Wilton's Golfers;
There appear to be three (or at least three) different sculpts of the Gem golfer, numbered above; the numbers have no significance re. chronology. A taller version (1) and shorter versions with thin legs (2) and thicker limbs (3). From the similarities between the yellow-jersey 1 & 2 sculpts, they are probably cavity differences on a small'ish mould tool.

Cake Decoration; Cake Decoration Figures; Cake Decoration Sportsmen; Cake Decorations; Cakeboards; Cakeboards Golf Players; Cakeboards Golfers; Corgi Golfer; Corgi Toys; Cullpits; Culpitt Golfers; Culpitt's; Culpitt's Cake Decorations; Culpitt's Golf Players; Gem Models Golfers; Gem's Sports Figures; Gem's Sportsmen; GeModels; Gemodels Golfers; Plastic Toy Golfers; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Toy Golfing Figures; Wilton; Wilton Cake Decorations; Wilton Golf Players; Wilton's; Wilton's Golfers;
A few paint variations of the recent one, I don't think it's still current, but you may manage to find it in the older catering shops, but most of them have closed in the last ten-years, so lucky if you do find one.

Cake Decoration; Cake Decoration Figures; Cake Decoration Sportsmen; Cake Decorations; Cakeboards; Cakeboards Golf Players; Cakeboards Golfers; Corgi Golfer; Corgi Toys; Cullpits; Culpitt Golfers; Culpitt's; Culpitt's Cake Decorations; Culpitt's Golf Players; Gem Models Golfers; Gem's Sports Figures; Gem's Sportsmen; GeModels; Gemodels Golfers; Plastic Toy Golfers; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Toy Golfing Figures; Wilton; Wilton Cake Decorations; Wilton Golf Players; Wilton's; Wilton's Golfers;
Seen here at Small Scale World before but re-shot for completeness; the Corgi golfer & caddy vignette, issued as accessories with a die-cast toy car, the trolley also in die-cast (frame and clubs)  with a polyethylene whale's (marine mammals Mr President!) penis and polyvinyl figures in a dense, stable polymer.

Cake Decoration; Cake Decoration Figures; Cake Decoration Sportsmen; Cake Decorations; Cakeboards; Cakeboards Golf Players; Cakeboards Golfers; Corgi Golfer; Corgi Toys; Cullpits; Culpitt Golfers; Culpitt's; Culpitt's Cake Decorations; Culpitt's Golf Players; Gem Models Golfers; Gem's Sports Figures; Gem's Sportsmen; GeModels; Gemodels Golfers; Plastic Toy Golfers; Small Scale World; smallscaleworld.blogspot.com; Toy Golfing Figures; Wilton; Wilton Cake Decorations; Wilton Golf Players; Wilton's; Wilton's Golfers;
I shot these in a cake-decorators which was closing, these are the current offerings from Cakeboards, although some of them had another branding on them I think, we've seen a few of the others here already and there are more examples and shelfies 'in the bag'! They are poured PU-resin with inset wire-club shafts, in the same way weapons and extremities were stiffened in composition figures 100-years ago!

"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
Popularly attributed to Mark Twain, but it was first used in 1948. Twain died in 1910


Golfers; spoiling good walks, worldwide, daily, since at least 1948!

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