It is believed that when left
alone with a tea-cosy
98% of men will put it on their head!
- Unknown
About Me
- Hugh Walter
- No Fixed Abode, Home Counties, United Kingdom
- I’m a 60-year-old Aspergic gardening CAD-Monkey. Sardonic, cynical and with the political leanings of a social reformer, I’m also a toy and model figure collector, particularly interested in the history of plastics and plastic toys. Other interests are history, current affairs, modern art, and architecture, gardening and natural history. I love plain chocolate, fireworks and trees, but I don’t hug them, I do hug kittens. I hate ignorance, when it can be avoided, so I hate the 'educational' establishment and pity the millions they’ve failed with teaching-to-test and rote 'learning' and I hate the short-sighted stupidity of the entire ruling/industrial elite, with their planet destroying fascism and added “buy-one-get-one-free”. Likewise, I also have no time for fools and little time for the false crap we're all supposed to pretend we haven't noticed, or the games we're supposed to play. I will 'bite the hand that feeds', to remind it why it feeds.
3 comments:
The only tea cosy I knew was a big woolly knitted yellow chicken which was repulsive when I was a child and I'm sure no sane man would think to put it on their head then or now.
This belongs to Billy Connelly who said 'Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on' that said, he may have got it from someone else but I have heard him use it.
Spectrum.
Don't be so sure Terranove, don't be so sure . . . Baaaaarck, burck-buck, baaaarrrrkk [peck-peck] Hockadoodledooooooo!!
Thanks Spectrum, Billy Connelly will do for me!
H
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