Gnome-Gnapping! Who'd of though it? Two
mechanical, near-nano robot alien froglingtons with their egg-shells still
attached have grabbed an unsuspecting Gnome, in the middle of his break-fast
and pushed-off with him over their wiry, metal-robot shoulders, and I used to
want to move to New Zealand - it's clearly a madhouse of unrestrained crime and
debauchery!
Meanwhile, and unbeknownst of their
possible fate; a family of Gnomes wait for the staff to mow their grassy-clothes,
gently growing in the warmth of the sun!
It's funny but you can see that passing
potential customers pick the Gnomes up by their hats/heads as their flocking
hasn't worn off, but the more people who pick-up the snail or hedge-pig the
less likely they are to sell, as the tattier they get!
Do they have them (hedgehogs) in NZ -
probably a pest of ground-nesters aren't they? They should collect them all up,
and send them back here, ours are endangered! Also - that's one snail the
Hedgehog isn't going to eat, it could smother him!
All larger items, included here to 'make' Ger'nome-day!
Cheers Brian!
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